Chapter 185: Seamless (Asking for Points, Pushing and Receiving Reviews)
Of course, Dong Yong didn't know what was going on in the hearts of the Seven Fairies.
Dong Yong also didn't know that the whole face of the Seven Fairies was crimson, and the pink face looked at him (that is, Dong Yong), hoping that he (that is, Dong Yong) could continue to kiss her (that is, the Seven Fairies).
However, even if Dong Yongzhi said that the Seven Fairies were all crimson, and looked at him (that is, Dong Yong) with a pink face, he hoped that he (that is, Dong Yong) could continue to kiss her (that is, the Seven Fairies), and Dong Yong would not just hope that it would be as simple as just kissing with the Seven Fairies.
This may be a common problem among men.
When they see beautiful women (of course, the kind that can be on them), the first thought of most of those men is...... Push the beauty down and pounce on it.
It was the hard stick under himself (that is, Dong Yong) that made Dong Yong unbearable before...... It is on the body of a fairy sister who is as beautiful as a flower. For a while, there was only one thought left in Dong Yong's heart...... Push down the body of this beautiful fairy sister...... Then he (that is, Dong Yong) pounced on the body of this beautiful fairy sister ....... Even Dong Yong can be regarded as a Confucian, once he is emotional, he will completely fall, and throw aside all the sages of Confucianism.
Dong Yong's mouth was full of anger.
Dong Yong put one hand around the Seven Fairies and kissed the Seven Fairies mouth-to-mouth...... Dong Yong's other hand groped for the Seven Fairies.
Dong Yong: What is this for?
Could it be that Dong Yong saw that the seven fairies were as beautiful as flowers, and he hoped to take the opportunity to rub the oil [The oil rubbing is a metaphor for taking advantage of others or the public [. It is also used to rub oil and water. It is said that there was a rich man in Huizhou in the past. Rich and stingy, it is "Anhui's Grandai", he is good to save face, obviously eats green vegetables and tofu without oil and water every day, but every time after a meal, he rubs a little lard on the corner of his mouth, and the oil light stands at the gate and tells people: "My family eats pork with lard stew today." "This is the grandfather of oil. Oil is a very sticky thing, oil and other people, always rubbed by others, Lu Xun once made this description of the Shanghainese "rubbing oil": "The asphalt barrel full of oil will inevitably seep oil." If someone wants a piece of oiled paper, it will start a fire. Just rub the asphalt drum twice with ordinary paper, and the oil in the drum will not be reduced in the slightest, whether it is weighed with the naked eye or with a scale. The earliest "rubbing oil" was mostly a man's frivolous behavior towards a woman in Fengyue places. In "Quasi-Fengyue Talk", Lu Xun also satirized the social phenomenon of "rubbing oil": "This is not "taking kickbacks" or "taking commission money", because this is a secret, but it is not stealing. Because in principle. The amount taken is really minimal. Therefore, it cannot be said to be "dividing fertilizer"; Or it can be called "fraud". However, this is a blatant "fraud", because it is the rich and the rich who are taken. The things of the broad people and foreign merchants, and they take only a little bit, just like rubbing them from the place where the oil and water are in the ocean, and they are not harmful to others, but they are beneficial to those who rub them, and it is also the right way to harm the rich and help the poor. Trying to make a few jokes to the women, or take the opportunity to touch them, is also called "rubbing oil", although this is not as good as the name of money, but it does not greatly damage the person who is rubbed. Lu Xun explained here that "rubbing oil" is not only a secret action but also an upright and inconsequential theft, and that the frivolous behavior of men eating women's tofu is also "rubbing oil", and women are objectified, like goods and money, and get benefits from it, implying social discrimination and disrespect for women. Later, "rubbing oil" referred to all behaviors that take advantage of small advantages. 】?
Definitely...... Definitely...... Definitely.
Dong Yong didn't see the seven fairies as beautiful as flowers in his heart...... It's the idea of taking the opportunity to rub oil.
Because Dong Yong's heart really has a real idea...... It was to push down the body of this beautiful fairy sister...... Then he (that is, Dong Yong) pounced on the body of this beautiful fairy sister .......
So Dong Yong put one hand around the Seven Fairies and kissed the Seven Fairies with their mouths...... Dong Yong's other hand was to explore the purpose of the Seven Fairies...... Needless to say, Dong Yong put one hand around the Seven Fairies and kissed the Seven Fairies mouth-to-mouth...... Dong Yong's other hand was to explore the purpose of the Seven Fairies...... I just want to rip off the clothes on the seven fairies.
After all, if the Seven Fairies were wearing a lot of clothes, Dong Yong really had a real idea in his heart...... It is to push down the body of this beautiful fairy sister (that is, the Seven Fairies...... Then he (that is, Dong Yong) pounced on the body of this beautiful fairy sister...... The effect is greatly reduced, isn't it?
It seems that Dong Yong's father director and son Dong Yong are compared, and Dong Yong is much stronger than his father director in terms of sex? This incident also shows from one side that war is not necessarily a bad thing, at least for Dong Yong.
Because of the war...... Dong Yong's father, the director, had to leave his hometown with Dong Yong.
Because Dong Yong's father, the director had to take Dong Yong to leave his hometown...... Dong Yong's father, the director, had to put a lot of items from the house into the cellar.
Because Dong Yong's father, the director had to put a lot of items in the house into the cellar...... Naturally, many Confucian classics in Dong Yong's house were also forced to be put into the cellar by Dong Yong's father.
Because many Confucian classics in Dong Yong's family were also put into the cellar by Dong Yong's father...... Dong Yong also had no way to contact the "divine friendship...... And then there are people's opinions.
Because Dong Yong has no way to contact the "divine friendship...... And then there are people "point of view...... Therefore, Dong Yong didn't know that there was a super exercise in the world of Lu Dao, where "two people hug each other and think about it, you can have future generations".
Because Dong Yong didn't know that there was a super technique of "two people hugging together and then thinking about it, you can have future generations" in the world of Lu Dao, so Dong Yong let his instinct control his body after he was emotional.
And the male instinct is just like what Dong Yong thinks in his heart...... There was only one thought left in Dong Yong's heart...... Push down the body of this beautiful fairy sister...... Then he (that is, Dong Yong) pounced on the body of this beautiful fairy sister ....... Even Dong Yong is considered a Confucian, once emotional. It is also a complete fall, throwing aside all the sages of Confucianism. In the face of fatal temptation, even Confucian sages are just as difficult to sit still [sitting still is an idiom. There is an allusion to sitting still. Sitting still, sitting still, describes a man with noble sentiments and a decent style in terms of sexual morality. The allusion comes from the story of Megumi Yanashita. The allusion about "sitting still and not messing" first appeared in "Xunzi Da Luo": "Liu Xia Hui and the back door are dressed together, and there is no suspicion, it is not a day's news." This story has been widely sung since the Han Dynasty and can be described as a household name. Legend has it that on a cold night, Yanagishita Megumi stayed overnight at the city gate. Meet a homeless woman. Megumi Yanagishita was afraid that she would freeze to death. He sat her in his arms, untied her cloak and wrapped her tightly, and sat together all night, and there was no indecent act. As a result, Yanagishita Megumi is known as a righteous gentleman who "sits still and does not mess up". Furthermore. He was upright. Offend the powerful. He was belittled many times, but he did not leave the state of his parents, and the so-called "although he was deposed three times." I don't go to my homeland, and although I am honored as the third duke, it is not easy to introduce it." Yanagishita Megumi was highly praised by Confucius, Mencius and others. What's more, Dong Yong is just an apprentice, how can he sit still?
However, Dong Yong put one hand around the Seven Fairies and kissed the Seven Fairies mouth-to-mouth...... Dong Yong's other hand was groping for the effect of the Seven Fairies...... But it's extraordinarily bad!
Dong Yong put one hand around the Seven Fairies and kissed the Seven Fairies mouth-to-mouth...... Dong Yong's other hand groped for the Seven Fairies a long time later...... The clothes on the seven fairies are a lot.
For what?
Because Dong Yong put one hand around the Seven Fairies and kissed the Seven Fairies with their mouths...... Dong Yong's other hand was groping for the effect of the Seven Fairies...... That's "no way in"!
And Dong Yong put one hand around the Seven Fairies and the Seven Fairies and kissed them to the mouth...... Dong Yong's other hand groped for the Seven Fairies a long time later...... The clothes on the seven fairies are a lot of reasons...... It's seamless.
Seamless is a four-character idiom, myth and legend, fairy clothes have no seams. The metaphor is so well thought out that nothing is wrong with it. From: Qianshu Niu Qiao "Soul Monster Record" Guo Han": "Xu regarded his clothes as seamless, Han asked, and said: 'Tianyi is not needlework. In ancient times, there was a gentleman named Guo Han, who was good at poetry and painting, had a witty personality, and liked to joke. One night in the middle of summer, he was enjoying the shade under the tree, but he saw that the sky was like blue, the white clouds were rolling, the bright moon was hanging high, the breeze was coming, and the courtyard was full of fragrance. At this time, an unusually beautiful fairy stood in front of Guo Han with a smile. Guo Han asked very politely, "Miss, who are you, where are you from?" The fairy said, "I am the Weaver Girl, from heaven." Guo Han asked, "You are from heaven, can you talk about heavenly things?"
The fairy asked, "What do you want to know?" Guo Han said, "I want to know everything." The fairy said, "This is difficult, where do you let me start?" Guo Han said: "People say that immortals are smart, so you can talk about it casually." The fairy said, "The four seasons in heaven are like spring, there is no heat in summer, there is no severe cold in winter, and the green trees are evergreen, and the flowers bloom without thanksgiving." Hundreds of birds are singing in the branches, and fish swimming in the water can be seen. There is no sickness, no war, no taxes, in short, there is no suffering on earth. Guo Han said, "Heaven is so good, why did you come to the world?" The fairy said, "You are still a scholar." Didn't your predecessor, Mr. Zhuang Zhou, say, 'If you stay in a house full of orchids for a long time, you won't be able to smell the fragrance'? After staying in the sky for a long time, it is inevitable that I will be a little lonely, and occasionally go to the world to play. Guo Han asked again: "I heard that there is a medicine that people can live forever after taking it, do you know how to have it?" The fairy said: "There is no such medicine in the world, it is everywhere in the sky." Guo Han said: "Since there are so many in the sky, you should bring some down and let people taste how good it is." The fairy said, "You can't take it down." What is in heaven loses its aura when it is brought to earth. Otherwise, Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty would have eaten it earlier. Guo Han said: "You keep saying that you are from heaven, how can you prove that you are not lying to coax people?" The fairy asked Guo Han to look at the clothes. Guo Han read it carefully, and the strange thing was that the fairy's clothes were not sewn. The fairy said: "It's seamless, you don't even understand this, what kind of genius do you still call, I think you are a complete fool." After Guo Han listened, Ha Lu Ha Da Lu smiled, and then looked, the fairy was gone. The climate of India is not as good as that of China, in the area from South India to Central India, the weather is very hot, life is simple, and it is enough to wear only one piece of clothing all year round. In the past, we used to talk about "seamless", and the original meaning of this "Tian" was "Tianzhu". The pronunciation of the Han Dynasty translation is different from that of modern times, and it was translated as "India" after the Tang Dynasty. At that time, the general style of Indian clothes, which can still be seen at the border of Thailand in our era, is a piece of cloth, and the circumference of the body is the "heavenly clothes". There is no need to sew it up with a needle and thread like ours, and of course it is seamless. 】
In this way, Dong Yong put one hand around the Seven Fairies and kissed the Seven Fairies with their mouths...... Dong Yong's other hand was groping for the Seven Fairies, and the effect was basically zero.
What's next? (To be continued......)