Five o'clock in the afternoon.

Lu Feng placed the big black dog in the livestock station and took the subway home.

These things are happening today.

The impact was too great.

It makes his brain a little confused, and he needs to take some time to digest it.

Took a shower and ate a meal.

So he went to the balcony and sat cross-legged.

in the mind.

Regarding the cultivation method, it suddenly came like a tide.

"Changchun Jue?"

"Introduce the aura of heaven and earth and the essence of the sun and the moon, wander around the body, nourish the body, so as to cultivate the art of turning stones into gold and bringing the dead back to life......"

According to this stream of memory.

Lu Feng entered the so-called cultivation.

Time flies.

From day to night, in a flash.

By the time he opened his eyes again, his clothes were already wet, and wisps of white mist were rising above his head.

It was accompanied by a pungent stench.

Look down.

I found that the surface of my skin was all black sludge.

These are all impurities that are discharged after the spiritual energy enters the body and washes the marrow of the I Ching!

Lu Feng stood up, only to feel refreshed and empty-minded.

The body becomes fluttery, and with a slight jump, you can raise your hand to touch the ceiling.

Looked at.

I couldn't help but marvel in my heart.

I'll go!

It's just that after cultivating for a while, the body has changed so much?

If the development continues at this pace, then Lao Tzu will not be invulnerable to guns and poisons in the future.

Come to think of it.

Lu Feng was overjoyed, and his mouth was almost unable to smile.

But.

The stench on his body immediately pulled him back to reality.

He then ran to the bathroom and began to shower.

Wash and wash.

Suddenly, a mouse popped out of the corner.

See this scene.

Lu Feng didn't say a word, he raised his foot and stepped on it.

It's too late, it's too soon.

The rat groaned and burrowed into a hole in the wall.

"Nima!"

"The dog still wants to run?"

Lu Feng squatted down and looked into the cave, thinking about getting the mouse out.

Behold.

But the line of sight extended through the hole in the wall to the other side.

Coincidentally.

Zhang Li, the beautiful landlady, is washing clothes in the bathroom opposite at this moment.

She is wearing a pair of shorts, and her squatting posture is particularly sultry.

The black vest is both compact and slim, reflecting the magnificent silhouette of its upper body.

Chance to see a beautiful woman.

Lu Feng also forgot to catch mice for a while, and just when he was looking energetic, a basin of hot water was suddenly poured over.

"Oh, it hurts me!"

Lu Feng fell to the floor, covered his eyes and yelled, only to see that his right eye socket was hot and red.

"Oh no, it's been discovered!"

Lu Feng's heart trembled, and he quickly got up.

Meanwhile.

There was a banging outside the door.

Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

"The surname is Lu, you open the door for me!"

Zhang Li's irritable voice came from outside the house.

Lu Feng didn't dare not open it, put on a pair of pants, and ran over.

Open the door and take a look.

I saw Zhang Li standing there menacingly, with cold eyebrows and a cold face.

See this scene.

Lu Feng's heart trembled, and he was about to explain that this was a misunderstanding.

However, Zhang Li didn't give him a chance to speak, pointed at his nose, and scolded him violently.

"Okay, you kid don't learn well."

"How dare you dig a hole in the wall and peep at others?"

Lu Feng wanted to cry without tears, and hurriedly explained: "Sister Li, you misunderstood, there was a mouse that got into it just now, and I was catching the mouse." ”

"I believe you're a ghost!"

Zhang Li grabbed the broom in the corner of the wall and threw it at Lu Feng, scolding while smashing.

"Let you peep!"

"Let you lie!"

"See if I don't beat you into a pig's head?!"

Lu Feng was beaten and screamed.

could only surround the table, King Qin circled the pillar, barely dodging Zhang Li's stormy attack.

Halfway through the fight.

Zhang Li suddenly said "ouch", pouted her buttocks, and squatted down with a painful look on her face.

Lu Feng thought it was a bitter ploy, so he didn't go up at the first time, and asked at a certain distance: "Sister Li, what's wrong with you?" ”

Zhang Li didn't say anything, only to see her face pale and clenched her teeth.

A layer of fine sweat also broke out on his forehead, as if he was enduring a great pain.

Lu Feng's eyes froze, and he also realized that the other party was not acting, so he immediately walked over.

"Sister Li, are you guilty of hemorrhoids?"

Zhang Li's face was flushed and she glared angrily.

Moreover.

Four words popped out from between his teeth: "Shut up!" ”

Face swearing.

Lu Feng turned a deaf ear, and continued to ask: "Didn't I let you go to the doctor in the morning, why didn't you listen to me?" ”

"If you force it one more time, believe it or not, I'll kill you...... Ouch ouch, it hurts, it hurts. ”

was ruthless for only three seconds, and Zhang Li was dumbfounded.

I saw white leggings, oozing a trace of blood.

"Not good!"

"It must be that the hemorrhoids are broken, and they must be treated immediately, in case of infection, the consequences are extremely serious."

In fact.

It's not serious at all, it's just a little uncomfortable to.

The reason why Lu Feng said this was completely to scare Zhang Li, lest she continue to go crazy.

Sure enough.

When Zhang Li heard this, her face changed greatly.

His face was so red that he was about to bleed, and he scolded ashamedly and annoyedly: "Then you don't hurry up and deal with me." ”

"I'm going to take off my pants!"

"Take it off, take it off, aren't you a doctor, there's nothing to worry about."

But I'm a veterinarian!

This sentence.

Lu Feng didn't say it, but just shouted in his heart.

"Why are you still stunned, hurry."

"My ass is going to be numb!"

Seeing that Lu Feng hadn't moved for a long time, Zhang Li scolded violently.

Lu Feng woke up like a dream, and hurriedly brought a medical kit, from which he took out an alcohol swab, as well as a scalpel.

"Sister Li, you have external hemorrhoids, and the treatment method is very simple, you only need to cut it off, and then apply some medicine, and it will be cured soon."

Zhang Li was startled, and hurriedly asked, "Can you cut it, don't mess around!" ”

Lu Feng said confidently: "Don't worry, as long as you don't move, I promise to arrange it clearly." ”

Scold!

Lao Tzu has a miracle doctor inheritance.

Performing such a minor operation that is not worth mentioning, is it not hand-to-hand?

Zhang Li hesitated for a moment, but finally gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, then you hurry up!" ”

"Okay, then I'll get started." Lu Feng said.

"Ah~ you are light."

"Uh...... I haven't used the knife yet. ”

"No anesthetic?!"

"Actually, you don't need to take anesthetics, just endure it."

"It's not you stabbing your ass, of course you say that."

Lu Feng's head was full of black lines, so he simply became dumb and stopped talking.

In Zhang Li's chatter.

Lu Feng finally finished her external hemorrhoidectomy surgery, and the wound was bandaged together.

"That's it!"

Lu Feng breathed a long sigh of relief.

I was thinking about lifting my pants for Zhang Li.

However.

An unexpected scene happened.

"Lu Feng, is my mother at your house?"

With a call, a high school girl with a schoolbag and a ponytail pushed the door in.

Suddenly.

Time and space seemed to stand still at this moment.

The girl stood in the doorway, stunned and shocked.

The three people in the room looked at each other.

You look at me, I look at you, and each other sees the incomprehensible stunned and dazed in their eyes.

A few seconds passed.

Everything is pulled back to reality.

"Ahhh