Chapter 137: Call Daddy
Jiang Li's legs seemed to be stepping on the clouds, floating fiercely, she raised her little head, stared at Feng Siye fixedly, and said in the middle of the night, "Who are you?" ”
“……”
Feng Siye frowned.
How can this amount of wine be so bad, after drinking two glasses of red wine, even he doesn't know him.
"I'm your boyfriend."
"Nonsense." Jiang Li bared his tongue, "I don't have a boyfriend." ”
"Now there is."
“……”
The two of them were extremely close, Jiang Li looked at his face directly, not knowing what he was thinking, just when Feng Siye was about to push her away, Jiang Li suddenly raised his hand and touched his face.
"Wow, that's slippery."
“……”
Feng Siye was stunned, he was ...... Molesque?
The drunk Jiang Li didn't know what she was doing at all, and when she saw Feng Siye lowering her eyes and not reacting, her hand fell on his eyelids again, "Your eyelashes are so long." ”
“……”
"She looks so good, like a doll."
"Edi Niang!"
Feng Jiuci really couldn't help but exclaim, seeing his brother's cold gaze sweeping over, he touched his nose, a little innocent, "You can't blame me, it's the first time I heard someone say that you look like a doll, this word describes you, it's really terrifying." ”
As soon as he spoke, Jiang Li's gaze fell on his face.
Seeing Feng Jiuci, her eyes lit up, "Wow...... Young lady, you are better-looking, your skin is white and red, like a peach, which makes people want to take a bite. ”
Feng Jiuci gritted his teeth, "Little sister? ”
Jiang Li praised sincerely, "You are so beautiful." ”
“……”
Feng Jiuci was about to vomit blood.
No man likes to be described as "pretty".
In order to prevent more terrifying words from popping out of Jiang Li's mouth, he decisively put Jiang Yuchen, who was soft into a puddle of mud, into his room, and made up his mind never to come out again.
"Hey, how did he go?"
Feng Si's face did not change at night, "I'm shy." ”
"Oh." Jiang Li shook his head, "The young lady of this year is really unprovoked. ”
“……”
Feng Siye's eyes flashed, "What's the meaning of flirting with the little sister, if you want to flirt with the little brother." ”
"Who?"
"Me."
Jiang Li raised his head and looked at him with a misty gaze, "You look a little familiar." ”
Recognize him?
As soon as I thought about it, I heard the second half of Jiang Li's sentence, "You look ...... How is it so much like my son. ”
“……”
Feng Si grinded his teeth at night, "It's your son who looks like me." ”
Jiang Li was immersed in her own world, and she didn't hear what Feng Siye was saying at all, she suddenly held his face, "Woo woo, son, why did you grow so big in the blink of an eye, I must be dreaming." ”
She pinched Feng Siye's arm and said stunned, "It doesn't hurt, I'm really dreaming." ”
“……”
If you don't pinch yourself, of course it doesn't hurt.
Feng Siye was just about to say something, Jiang Li suddenly burped, "Oh, I know, I dreamed of what my son would look like when he grew up." ”
“……”
"Good son, call Mom."
Feng Siye's forehead was bruised, he couldn't help but hold Jiang Li's shoulder, and said in a deep voice, "I'm Feng Siye!" ”
The drunk Jiang Li was so frightened that she shuddered, she pushed him away, but her feet were a little soft, she held on to the dining table to stabilize her body, and pointed at him with tears and complained, "You murder me!" ”
"I don't have ......"
"Rebel!"
“……”
Feng Siye took two deep breaths, and he decided that he would never let her drink again.
He grabbed her arm, "I'll take you to rest next door." ”
"I can walk without your help."
"Can wrestle."
"No, it won't." Jiang Li's eyes rolled, "Why don't we make a bet?" ”
"Bet on what?"
"Bet on whether I'll wrestle or not, and if I can walk home by myself without wrestling, you'll call me Daddy, what's up?"
“……”
Other women will have some romantic and charming love stories when they are drunk, why is she so keen to be a father and mother to others when she is drunk!
Feng Siye's mood was a little complicated.
He asked her, "What if I win?" ”
"You win?" Jiang Li tilted his head and thought for a while, "Then I'll call you a son." ”
“……”
Feng Siye sneered, "Then does it make a difference if I win or lose?" ”
"Uh...... It doesn't seem to be. ”
Feng Siye looked at her dumbfounded, his eyes flashed, "In this way, if I win, you can kiss me." ”
"Okay!"
Feng Siye didn't expect her to agree so easily, and her eyebrows suddenly raised, "Are you sure?" ”
"Sure."
"Okay, then you can go."
"Okay."
Jiang Li let go of the table and staggered around the restaurant like a headless fly, Feng Siye followed closely behind her, afraid that she would accidentally fall and hit somewhere.
"Hey, the door."
Feng Siye pointed to her, and Jiang Li thanked her politely, "Thank you." ”
"You're welcome."
Jiang Lishen walked to the door with one shallow foot, and when she arrived at the door, she suddenly came back again, she gritted her teeth and walked to the living room, tripped over the carpet under her feet, and fell on the sofa.
"Oops!"
Feng Siye walked up to her and squatted down, "You lost." ”
"Looks like it."
Feng Siye leaned in front of her, "Kiss, don't play tricks." ”
"I'm not going to cheat." Jiang Li held his face and kissed him on the face, "Okay." ”
“……”
Who wants her to kiss her face!
Feng Siye's eyes deepened, he held her face, aimed at her lips and kissed her, Jiang Li's eyes widened, she pushed Feng Siye away, raised her hand and gave him a slap, "Rebel!" Great rebellion! ”
“……”
For the first time in his life, Feng Siye was slapped by someone.
The tip of his tongue was against his cheeks, his face was hot and painful, he was a little angry, and a little funny, the two stared at each other for a long time, and he sighed.
Never mind.
What to do with a drunk.
Feng Siye took a breath and suppressed his emotions, "I'll send you home." ”
"I can't walk."
Feng Siye hugged her horizontally, Jiang Li blinked, hooked his neck and said with relief, "Son, you are so good, you can pick up your mother." ”
Feng Siye gritted his teeth, "Don't speak. ”
"You're murdering me again." Jiang Li grinded his teeth and threatened, "If you dare to murder me again, I will find you a father to treat you." ”
"Oh?" Feng Siye's footsteps paused, and his voice became dangerous, "Who are you looking for?" ”
"Find someone who is particularly fierce."
"Who?"
"Seal the night."
“……”
Feng Siye closed his eyes, and for a moment he didn't know whether to be happy or angry, he asked her patiently, "Feng Siye is fierce?" ”
"It's fierce, it's scary."
"What's scary?"
"It's scary everywhere."
“……”
Feng Siye succeeded in asking himself to be autistic, and he struggled at the end, "He doesn't have a good place?" ”
"Yes."
"Where?"
"That's it...... It's pretty good-looking. ”
“……”
He now believes that Jiang Li agreed to be his girlfriend only because of his face!