Yu Qingjiao subconsciously stood up, and was pressed back by the senior sister again.

"You can't run." Senior Sister shook her head deeply, "Besides, the junior brother can't run the sect, if you want to completely solve the problem, you can only face it." ”

Yu Qingjiao's face was frightened: "You don't really want to send me out, do you!" ”

"How so!" Senior Sister took his hand, her eyes were sincere, "Senior Sister knows what kind of virtue that kid is, how can she be willing to let you enter the fire pit!" ”

Yu Qingjiao twitched the corners of her mouth, trying to remind her: "You can't consider him if he has a good character!" I'm your little brother, male! ”

The senior sister turned a deaf ear, and said to herself: "It's just that the bell must be tied to the bell, even if you want to refuse, you have to let the 'little junior sister' refuse." ”

Yu Qingjiao spread her hands expressionlessly: "Where can I find the little junior sister." ”

"Don't panic, I have a magic weapon to solve this problem." Senior Sister patted him on the shoulder, stretched her neck and looked out of the door, "Calculate the time, Xiao Seventeen should also come back." ”

Only then did Yu Qingjiao react: "Speaking of which, I didn't see Senior Brother Seventeen today, where did he go?" ”

Say seventeen, and seventeen will come.

The lobby door was slammed open, and the ponytail boy burst in: "It's here!" Bought it! But squeeze me to death, those female cultivators are really capable of any trick! ”

He carried a small bag in his hand and handed it to the senior sister.

Yu Qingjiao suddenly had some kind of ominous premonition, and he silently took two steps back: "What is this?" ”

The corners of the senior sister's mouth curled: "Magic weapon." ”

She opened the baggage, unfolded a light green dress with light yarn draped, and introduced with sparkling eyes, "The latest fashion fairy suit in the Beauty Pavilion, the senior sister herself is reluctant to buy it, and today is a bloody investment for you!" ”

"Come on, Kuanyi!"

As she said that, she was about to get started, and Yu Qingjin shouted in panic: "Wait! ”

The senior sister made a move, and Yu Qingjiao grabbed her neckline and argued, "Even if you let me put on this dress, I can't become a little junior sister all of a sudden!" ”

After he finished speaking, he paused, seven years ago, he seemed to say the same thing.

It didn't seem to work at the time.

Sure enough, the senior sister showed a subtle smile: "Not necessarily." ”

She touched his face with three points of kindness and seven points of weirdness, "Look at your cold and dusty handsome little face, and this skirt!" ”

She blinked twice, "As long as you apply a little powder, you will be able to turn you into a peerless beauty who sinks into a fish and a goose and closes the moon and is ashamed!" ”

"Don't say it's Long Aotian, your seventeenth senior brother will be confused when he sees it."

"Huh?" Senior Brother Seventeen stared at him with wide eyes, stretched out his hand and scratched his head, "I ......"

The senior sister didn't wait for him to answer, and waved her hand to clear the scene: "Get out of the way, the man goes out first, sisters, copy the guy!" ”

Seeing the three senior sisters take out bottles and cans, Yu Qingjiao turned her head and followed the senior brothers out, and was unexpectedly grabbed by the senior sister by the back of the neck of fate.

"I'm a man too!" Yu Qingjiao argued with reason.

"Not anymore." The senior sister retorted ruthlessly, she patted Yu Qingjiao's head, and coaxed him again, "Long pain is better than short pain, you put on women's clothes now and end this matter, and avoid him at most in the future." ”

"I think he is also the pride of the heavens of the Guiyi Sect, and he will not take the initiative to look for you again for the sake of face."

At first glance, it sounds a little reasonable, but Yu Qingjiao still covered her neckline and swore to defend the last trace of dignity: "That thing was exposed, he must be even more angry!" ”

The sixteenth senior sister glanced at him faintly: "Then you can go." ”

Yu Qingjiao was stunned: "Huh? ”

"Go tell him that you lied to him by pretending to be a woman." The sixteenth senior sister looked at him, "If he refuses to give up, you will say that it was your senior sister who forced you in the first place." ”

The senior sister was also stunned: "Huh." ”

The sixteenth senior sister was expressionless: "If he refuses to give up again, you can tell him again, and the master didn't stop him at the beginning." ”

There was a cry from the idle crane Taoist at the door, and he was angry and corrupt.

The sixteenth senior sister turned a deaf ear, raised her chin, and held an iron-faced selflessness: "But we also followed you to mess around, and we didn't stop it." ”

"It's a big deal."

She turned her head, took out a wine jar out of nowhere, and touched it with a gentle expression, "Such a big jar is enough to fit us all together." ”

Yu Qingjiao: "...... Senior sister, don't say it, I'm afraid. ”

The sixteenth senior sister squatted down and looked at him gently, holding the altar in one hand and carrying the skirt in the other: "Choose." ”

The voice of the idle crane Taoist squeezed out from the crack in the door: "Ya, he just went to the Seven Swords Gate before he came, and I heard that there are only three swords left there now. ”

He wiped away his non-existent tears and pretended to be pitiful, "We only have a master here, and we don't even have a knife blocker!" ”

"Master, an old bone, can't stop such a young hero!"

Yu Qingjiao: "......"

This old man is quite good at acting.

"Shut up." The sixteenth senior sister is iron-faced and selfless, "Don't worry about him, you choose, choose any senior sister to help you." ”

Yu Qingjiao looked at the altar and then at the skirt.

He closed his eyes and took a deep breath: "I, manly man! It is impossible to do such a humiliating thing in order to make a living! ”

Although they don't have a crane door, they don't have much style.

Senior Sister: "Huh. ”

Xianhe Daoren: "Death is a shame and a sin, a futuin!" ”

It was as if someone had covered his mouth.

The sixteenth senior sister nodded, threw her skirt back to the second senior sister, and stood up with the jar: "Then we will ...... with him"

"Ahem!" Yu Qingjiao cleared her throat heavily and put her hands behind her back, "But! ”

"This ......" he stretched out his finger and poked the jar, "It's too reluctant for so many of us to squeeze such an altar, or, first, try." ”

He moved sideways and walked over, lifted his skirt, gestured at himself, and secretly raised his eyes to look at them, "Can I wear this?" ”

The senior sister smiled happily and got up: "Yes, yes!" Absolutely! Let Senior Sister help you! ”

The senior sister put on makeup, the sixteenth senior sister combed her hair, and the second senior sister taught etiquette, and after a while, the door was pushed open, and Yu Qingjiao carefully stepped out with the door frame.

He usually doesn't like to tie his hair, and Senior Sister Sixteen also tried her best to comb him with a simple hairstyle, with his cold and dusty face, it looks more and more unstained.

The senior brothers held their breath and stared, Yu Qingjiao uncomfortably lifted the neckline on his chest, and cautiously raised his eyes and asked, "Is it like?" ”

Senior Brother Seventeen's expression was dull, and a suspicious flush appeared on his face: "Ah, ah? ”

The third senior brother slapped the hand that was covering his chest: "Don't move." ”

Yu Qingjiao blinked, not daring to move.

The third senior brother then said, "Put your hands down. ”

"Inhale, chest up, chin raised, expression convergent ......"

He narrowed his eyes and circled around him, "You can hold the piano in your hands, so that you don't know where to swing your hands." ”

"Oh, oh." Yu Qingjiao obediently did it like a marionette and hugged Long Heqin into his arms.

I don't know if it's his delusion, this piano seems to be particularly flashing today.

"Hmm-" the third senior brother nodded in satisfaction, "That's right." ”

He gently unfolded the folding fan in his hand, and a pair of peach blossom eyes smiled swaggeringly, "Alpine white plums, blue lotus out of the water, wonderful." ”

Yu Qingjiao: "...... Senior brother, you laugh so perverted. ”

The third senior brother smiled undiminishedly, and stretched out a fan to pestle his mouth: "Don't open your mouth." ”

Yu Qingjiao honestly closed her mouth, paused and reacted: "But I don't speak, how can I refuse him?" ”

"Let's not Hemen, it's mainly sound cultivation, and the method of changing the sound is of course the foundation of the foundation." Xianhe Daoist waved his hand, "Teach you for the teacher, and ensure that you can learn it in two breaths!" ”

Yu Qingjiao obediently followed, and then tried to speak: "Senior brother? ”

This voice sounded similar to his usual seven or eight points, but the pitch was slightly higher, more like a female voice.

Senior Brother Seventeen blushed: "Hey, hey." ”

The third senior brother smiled and shook his fan: "The silver beads are on the plate, and the broken gold knocks the jade, good." ”

Yu Qingjiao: "...... Third Senior Brother, can you stay away from me, I'm scared. ”

The senior sister held her face and circled around him: "Yes, it's really good." ”

"Ahem." The second senior sister reminded him, "Do you remember your personality?" ”

Yu Qingjiao replied with a glance: "Taciturn and unsociable." He is cold by nature and cultivates ruthless Taoism. ”

The second senior sister then asked, "How can you refuse?" ”

"The road comes first, and love is broken." Yu Qingjiao's fingers clasped the piano tightly, "If you don't live up to the fairy gate, you can only live up to the king." ”

Senior Sister took a deep breath: "That's it!" ”

"Wait!" The third senior brother suddenly stretched out a folding fan and pointed at Yu Qingjian's chest, "He has to be a little bit of this, right?" ”

Yu Qingjiao lowered her head and looked at her chest, and tightened the strings with an expressionless face.

"Are there mushroom buns in the kitchen?" Senior Brother Seventeen proposed, "Why don't I go get two?" ”

"What do you say with buns!" The senior sister's eyes rolled to the sky, "When the time comes, people will say-fairy, you smell so fragrant, like a bun?" ”

Yu Qingjiao stretched out his hand to cover his eyes: "We are all cultivating immortals, can we be a little more mysterious, and we can use some kind of transformation technique." ”

"Yes, yes." Xianhe Daoist touched his chin, "But there are also risks, I am afraid that I will not be able to cover up when I encounter a cultivator with a special pupil technique, or when I encounter a treasure like the Tongjian of All Things." ”

Yu Qingjiao thought for a moment: "Pupil technique, treasure...... He shouldn't have it now. ”

"Huh?" The idle crane Taoist looked at him suspiciously.

Yu Qingjiao immediately changed her words: "I mean, that ...... Take a gamble. ”

He closed his eyes and held his chest high, "Come on! ”

He closed his eyes, but the voices of the others were clearer.

Senior sister: "This is too big to do, my junior brother is now taking the cold route, just a little bit." ”

Third Senior Brother: "Heh, pedantic, big is good, good is big...... Hiss! Don't do it! ”

Senior Brother Seventeen: "It's all right, it's all good." ”

Second Senior Sister: "Everything has changed, let's repair my shoulders, the girl's shoulders are still a little wider." ”

Yu Qingjiao couldn't bear to open her eyes: "Okay, okay?" ”

"Alright, alright." The senior sister smiled happily, admired it from head to toe, and couldn't help but sigh, "Perfect." ”

"I'm going to want to look like this for the rest of my life."

Yu Qingjiao: "......"

Senior Sister Sixteen asked him with concern, "How do you feel?" ”

"It's very uncomfortable." Yu Qingjiao's face was expressionless, "It seems that there are a hundred soul devouring insects crawling on my body." ”

"It shouldn't be!" Xianhe Daoist was shocked, "Usually there will be no such reaction!" ”

"I'm feeling bad!" Yu Qingjiao turned her head angrily and reached out to cover her heart.

"Ahh

The crowd screamed.

Yu Qingjiao was stunned for a moment, and when he lowered his head, he touched the hand of his heart, and pierced it through the slightly protruding chest.

Just like those shoddy online games in his previous life, he, character modeling, and molding.

Yu Qingjiao: "......"

He silently withdrew his breast-piercing hand, raised his head and asked, "What should I do?" ”

"Just ......" Xianhe Dao looked away from his eyes, "Don't let him touch it, it won't be exposed." ”

"And don't touch it yourself."

Yu Qingjiao's eyes closed: "...... I don't want to live anymore, so let's squeeze a small box. ”