Chapter 127: The Calculation Is Inaccurate

"Forget it, I'll listen."

Ye Wenrou clasped his hands on his chest and put on a posture.

With a glance of his eyes, he squinted at Lu Feng.

Lu Feng moistened his throat, looking at Ye Wen's hot and energetic figure, his eyes couldn't help but glow.

Seeing that Lu Feng did not move for a long time.

Ye Wenrou urged impatiently.

"Why don't you count?"

Lu Feng leaned his chin with his hand, and said with a dodgy look in his eyes: "Officer Ye, I still need to do some other steps before I tell my fortune." ”

"What steps?" Ye asked gently.

"I need to touch a part of the fortune teller to know her past." Lu Feng said seriously, and his acting skills became more and more superb.

Hear the words.

Ye Wenrou didn't feel that unusual, and immediately stretched out his hand: "Touch it." ”

Lu Feng looked at her hand, silent, and didn't mean to reach out to shake it.

"I've given it all to you, why don't you touch it?"

"Officer Ye, it's not accurate to touch your hands."

"And what do you want to touch?"

"To touch...... Ass will do. Lu Feng said with a stumbling eyebrow.

As soon as this remark came out.

Ye Wenrou's face changed suddenly, and she looked at Lu Feng with round eyes, and a touch of cold chill instantly appeared on her pretty face.

"Officer Ye, if you feel embarrassed, don't forget it." Lu Feng laughed twice and said with a wince.

I didn't dare to look at her with straight eyes.

Behold.

Ye Wenrou yelled: "Count!" ”

And, gritting his teeth, he said, "I'll touch you, if you're not sure, see if I beat you to death." ”

The voice fell.

Ye Wenrou turned sideways and exposed half of his buttocks.

In her opinion.

Lu Feng wanted to use such a hooligan method to force himself to retreat.

But.

Such a method can be effective in dealing with some ignorant young girls.

But to deal with her Ye Gentle.

That's simply a small skill of carving insects, and the class has an axe.

Mountains of swords and fires, rain of bullets, she is brave and never flinching.

Right now.

It's just that someone touched his buttocks, and it's not a big deal, even if he has a diaphragm in his heart, then he should be bitten by a dog.

"Really?"

Lu Feng said with a straight brow.

This moment.

He regretted blurting out something like that.

Other girls' asses, that's ass.

But her ass is equivalent to a tiger's buttocks, and after touching it, it will be a big disaster.

"What nonsense? Hurry up and touch it, give me the calculation after touching, if there is not a word that is accurate, look at my sandbag-sized fist, you will have to pick it up or not! ”

Ye Wenrou raised his pink fist and threatened viciously.

"Officer Ye, let's touch somewhere else......" Lu Feng was scared and took the initiative to admit it.

But.

Ye Wenrou didn't give him this opportunity, and said coldly.

"Don't! In case you can't be sure, and make excuses and say, I won't let you touch your ass, you can touch it for me now. ”

Lu Feng trembled, and half of the three souls and six spirits were scared away.

I can't touch it.

was actually driven ducks to the shelves, what kind of thing is this?!

The last of the last.

Lu Feng still obeyed Ye Wenrou's instructions and touched her ass as he wished.

He didn't dare to touch it again, so he rubbed it gently.

Let's be honest.

He didn't feel like a fart, but the heavy jeans made his hands hurt.

"Touch, why don't you move?"

"I've already touched ......," Lu Feng said cautiously.

"Damn, I didn't eat dinner, I didn't feel it when I touched it." Ye Wenrou scolded.

Lu Feng didn't dare to argue, and shrunk his neck stupidly.

"Do you want to touch it?"

"No, no." Lu Feng hurriedly waved his hand.

"Is that okay?" Ye Wenrou asked.

Lu Feng nodded like pounding garlic, and said with a serious expression: "It's okay!" ”

Then.

Ye Wenrou changed from facing her back to facing right, and she looked up at Lu Feng, who was half a head taller than herself.

Momentum but condescending: "Say, I want to see what you have calculated." ”

Lu Feng pondered for a moment and slowly spoke.

"Officer Ye, you are twenty-five years old this year, you are from Hushan, and you graduated from the Central Police Academy......"

Listened for a while.

Ye Wenrou immediately interrupted Lu Feng, and said with a displeased expression: "Can you say something useful?" ”

"I'm right." Lu Feng said.

"Heh, you wanted to pursue me before, so naturally you did your homework and learned this information on paper, so it wasn't easy?" Ye Wenrou sneered.

"And what do you want to hear?" Lu Feng smacked his mouth.

"Listen to something unknown, like my personal intimacy!" Ye said with a serious expression.

Lu Feng looked at Ye Wenrou, and his pupils began to focus rapidly.

"It's not good, some things are more embarrassing, and if I say it, we'll be embarrassed by each other."

It's good that Lu Feng doesn't say that.

He said so.

Ye Wenrou suddenly became energetic, pointed to his nose and said, "Say!" I am gentle and upright, and I am worthy of heaven and earth in my life and deeds, so there can be no shame. ”

Lu Feng scratched his head: "Okay, that's what you asked me to say." ”

"Don't ramble, grind me again, I'll hit people directly!" Ye Wen scolded angrily.

"You've wetted the bed." As soon as Lu Feng opened his mouth, it was a thunderbolt.

Ye Wenrou disagreed: "Who hasn't wet the bed?" ”

"People wet the bed when they were young, and you are the eldest and still wet the bed." Lu Feng said eloquently.

"You fart!" Ye Wen scolded softly.

But.

That white face instantly turned red.

I don't know if I was stepped on by the tail or framed, so I was furious.

Lu Feng said with an oath.

"You wet the bed when it thunders, you wet the bed when you have nightmares, you still pee now, your dog doesn't sleep with you, I'm afraid you will pee on it."

Ye Wenrou forced her composure, however, a hint of panic flashed in her eyes.

This kind of thing.

Whether it's true or not.

She couldn't admit it, she just heard her roar and roar: "Lu Feng, if you spew blood again, I will knock your head away!" ”

Lu Feng immediately shut up and muttered in a low voice, "You asked me to say it......"

"I asked you to say it, but I didn't let you talk nonsense." Ye Wen glared and scolded.

"Did I talk nonsense, someone knows it......"

Ye gently rolled up her sleeves, and said with a cold light in her eyes: "You didn't calculate this, it doesn't exist at all, change it!" ”

Lu Feng said: "You have a birthmark on your butt!" It's a plum blossom print. ”

Ye Wenrou was startled, and quickly turned her head to look back, and found that her pants were well dressed and not gone.

"I don't have a birthmark, you've miscalculated again, next!"

Lu Feng's eyes rolled: "When you take a bath, you like to pee standing up......"

The words are not finished yet.

Ye Wenrou pounced directly, kicked him to the ground, and punched and kicked him.

"Lu Feng, I'll kill you by stepping on a horse!"