Chapter 6 These two men don't talk about martial arts
Zhou Ninghuan's movements stopped, and the cake fell out: ?
Ye Sisi: ???
Yu Xiannian also turned his head.
"Gross-"
Zhou Ninghuan pulled out his legs and ran wildly to the lake!
"Gross-Qiao Xi! You're deliberately vomitingβ"
[What's in the cow dung cake? Nothing??? You say it again??? γ
[I!!!! Grass!!!!!!!!! γ
γCow dung cake is fuel!γ Friendly reminder, the fellow gave it just now to make fuel for them! γ
[So our family Huanhuan eats???!!!! γ
[Upstairs, you can be quiet, instead of shouting to everyone!] γ
[He ate!] He really ate!! γ
[I think I deserve it, listening to this big mother 0 chattering all the way, annoying]
Zhou Ninghuan retched by the lake for half an hour before crying and fussing, and returned to the team in the coaxing of the agent.
Of course, none of these images were taken.
What netizens saw was that Zhou Ninghuan endured the humiliation and took everything without saying a word.
Qiao Xi didn't care, Qiao Xi even hummed a song.
Happily slipped through to the mission location.
Before it arrived, a terrible pig cry pierced the sky!
The whole team stopped: ?
At this time, Director Jin announced outside the live broadcast screen: "Congratulations! Your mission is to deliver the piglets! β
"What?!" Zhou Ninghuan was the first to call out.
Director Jin has been holding back for a day, and finally raised his eyebrows!
She laughed cruelly: "You heard it right, the sows inside are just about to give birth, please get ready, with the help of professional midwives, deliver the piglets - Qiao Xi, you are the first to enter!" β
After speaking, the eyes of the whole group turned to Qiao Xi.
Director Jin was about to see her panicked appearance, and when he turned his head, he was startled!
I saw that Qiao Xi's gloves were already on, and his eyes were shining: "Where are they?" Where is the old sow? Is it here? I'm going straight in? Wouldn't it be rude? β
Little 6: "Master, don't laugh so perverted, okay!" They're all starting to tremble! β
Qiao Xi didn't listen to a word.
The little piglets she handled, if not a thousand, but eight hundred! Who knows how much she misses the feeling of being born!
The kind of slippery, pink, small tits......
"Whew-" the old sow cried.
It was as if he felt Qiao Xi's call.
"Joe......"
"Whew!"
Before Director Jin finished speaking, there was only a cold wind left in front of him.
- Qiao Xi went in.
[Rushed in? Just rushed in?! γ
[I know that I am delivering pigs, but I don't know that I think the supermarket specials are on sale]
γOh nO!γ This session is for us every year! I know that his cleanliness is so serious! γ
[From the start of filming to the present, every link has been accurately stepped on in places I didn't expect, and I admit that you have attracted my attention]
Inside, Qiao Xi's rough voice came out again: "Let's take a hand!" β
The remaining three stared at each other.
Suddenly, the air was filled with gunsmoke.
Zhou Ninghuan had an idea: "I just ate, and my stomach hurts!" β
Yu Xiannian raised his hand, his pale face matched the bandage behind him, and he even tilted his body weakly, and silence was better than sound at this time.
Ye Sisi: !
These two men, they don't talk about martial arts!
Before the secret battle of the three of them could reach a conclusion, Qiao Xi came out.
"What the hell! Hurry up! She grabbed Yu Xiannian, "It's you!" β
The death row prisoner Yu Xiannian didn't even have a chance to defend himself, so he was caught off guard and hit the old sow's buttocks.
Old sow: "Wow~"
Yu Xiannian: !!
He turned and walked away.
"Hold its legs down!" Qiao Xi dragged the person back again!
Yu Xiannian's green tendons were tensed on that good-looking face: "Let go!" β
"Hold on!"
"I'll let you go!"
"One more word, and I'll shove you in its asshole!"
This threat worked very well, because it was too much like something that Qiao Xi would do.
Qiao Xi saw that the slender and tall man suddenly turned around, stretched out his hand suddenly, gritted his teeth, and pressed the sow's legs as if he were on the execution ground!
In the next second, Yu Xiannian's ass was kicked by Qiao Xi.
"Get out of the way! Do I deliver or do you deliver a baby? β
Midwife: !!
Photographer who just came in: !!
γQiao Xi!! What the are you doing!! γ
[Maniac! This woman is a madman! Where are you kicking? γ
[Is it wrong?] I feel that people can't, at least shouldn't......]
[Is she a normal person?! What normal thing has she done since she started broadcasting?! γ
[I took a screenshot of the video and played it slowly, and my ass was really insulted every year! ] Insults! γ
[So how elastic is it!] Damn, she's touched it twice, and I still haven't gotten an answer! γ
However, Yu Xiannian himself was no longer conscious.
Because he watched Qiao Xi's hands smeared with lubricating fluid, in front of him, he reached into the life passage full of mysteries!
"ε·~ε·~ε·~"
With regular movements, her hands not only pulled in the old sow's body, but also trampled wildly on the bottom line of Yu Yannian.
Yu Xiannian passed the most terrifying five minutes of his life.
Five minutes later, Qiao Xi said lightly: "It's a difficult birth." β
Outside, Director Jin, who had been waiting for a long time, urged: "Why is it not okay?" What's going on inside? β
The assistant whispered next to Jin Dao's ear.
Director Jin suddenly looked happy.
Dystocia?
She quickly squinted her eyes and lowered her voice: "You go in and find a chance to kill the pig." β
Assistant: "Huh? β
"Go!"
The assistant was urged to go, looking confused.
Jin Dao was satisfied.
It doesn't matter if the pig dies or not, Qiao Xi went out of the limelight and killed a pig, which is enough for her to drink a pot!
The assistant trembled inside, gave the midwife a look, and muttered a few words, the midwife's brows first paused, and then saw the assistant compare an amount, and immediately nodded.
Here, Yu Xiannian suppressed a hoarse voice, and was about to collapse, word by word: "Yet!" Not! Good! Why! β
"Right now, right away!"
Qiao Xi finished oxytocin and used midwifery forceps again.
A series of operations unexpectedly professional.
[Oh Mo, she looks like she's really good? γ
[Are there any professionals who come out to talk about it?] γ
[I haven't waited for half a day, obviously there are very few professionals in this industry]
[It's coming out, it's coming out!] It's the first time I've seen a piglet! γ
[At this time, Qiao Xi will not be black, whether it is true or not, come on, after all, it is a little life]
Qiao Xi's movements became slower and slower, and he became more and more careful.
In the next second, the pink little piglet appeared in the palm of her hand!
Then the second, then the third!
Full screen [!!!!!!!!! Float by.
Everyone forgot to breathe!
Yu Xiannian's eyes moved slightly, with a little stunned, staring at Qiao Xi's hand.
For the first time, he felt that these hands were not as unpleasant as they had just been, but ......
"You touch." Qiao Xi suddenly turned his head and put a piglet directly into his hand.
Yu Xiannian: !!
His whole body stiffened, and he almost roared: "Take it!" β
"Oh." Qiao Xi nodded.
The next second, she released another one.
The two piglets arched back and forth in Yu Xiannian's hands.
"Perhaps, have you heard of desensitization treatment?" She asked.
Yu Xiannian: "............"
"Oh no, the sow is bleeding profusely!" The midwife suddenly shouted.