Chapter 30: I Kiss Your Red Lips in the Dark Night
"Neither." Qiao Xi said.
"Neither? Are you okay? Fan Zhiying said directly, "Do we have anything other than singing and dancing?" β
[Hahahaha's self-awareness is clear, Xiaoying baby]
[Fan Zhiying's mouth is really upright]
[Fan Zhiying: The main one is not a double standard, and even scolds himself when he is fierce]
[I feel that she can't deal with Qiao Xi, one mountain can't tolerate two tigers, and one team can't tolerate two masters]
"Don't talk nonsense." Qiao Xi said: "We will still take the first place." β
Three Team Members: ?
Barrage:?
Fan Zhiying smiled angrily and rolled her eyes.
"Come here." Qiao Xi hooked his hand and called everyone over.
The other two groups were quickly determined, and they played in turn, and Qiao Xi's team was placed last.
The first group is Zhou Ninghuan, who sang a rap when he went up, made gestures, and floored again.
Due to the language barrier, the translator stood next to him sweating profusely and repeated.
When singing "I kiss your red lips in the dark night", a few fellows sitting in the front row obviously couldn't sit still!
"Ouch......" Li Dazhuang shouted, burying his head down.
Erzhu: "Can you listen to this kind of thing for free now?" β
Only Goudan and Xiaocui glanced at each other and blushed.
[Translation: I didn't expect to be able to sing rap in this life, as a translator]
[Everyone's things in their hands are stopped, look at Goudan and Xiaocui, I feel that something is wrong with them]
[Fellow: I understand, I'm pretending]
[Laughing to death, a few gray beards in the front row look like they want to die on the spot]
[Li Dazhuang: If I die late, I should be at the age of fifty]
Zhou Ninghuan got off the field with confidence.
Jin Dao said: "Please give a score to the fellows!" β
The brand bell lit upβ
Out of 10 villagers, 9 give a point.
Only the dog gave five points, which looked a bit like a sympathy score.
Zhou Ninghuan immediately collapsed: "They, they don't know how to appreciate at all!" β
By the time it was time for Ye Sisi's group, Duan Fulin had already agreed with Ye Sisi and fought for this opportunity, and Ye Sisi agreed.
After learning the lessons of the previous group, Duan Fulin sang an old song.
He has studied vocal music, and his bel canto singing is strong and natural, and there are two villagers who can sing along, and he received a round of applause!
[Our brother is versatile! A rumor-mongering girl should be red-eyed, right? γ
[Qiao Xi take a good look, this is the heat you can't scold! ] γ
[Laughing to death, what else can Qiao Xi watch, can he see the embarrassment of his group? ] Singing has been done by her brother to the ceiling, and it is difficult for her to go up and dance by herself]
[Do you want Brother Nian to perform acting skills? ] It's okay to play a clip! γ
[What are you playing? Country love? γ
[It's time for Qiao Xi, I'll see how she will lose this face]
"The last group, Qiao Xi!" Director Jin shouted.
She was also curious about what kind of talent Qiao Xi would come up with!
In the next second, I saw Qiao Xi on the stage alone, and he was in front of the stage alone.
Just one person?
Ye Sisi was worried: "Sister Xi seems to only be able to act, right?" β
"Don't worry." Duan Fulin smiled on the side, "She is so sure, she will definitely win." β
His speech was captured by the camera, and the fans of the barrage were suddenly brought up by him with a wave of yin and yang weird ridicule.
At this moment, the Yu family.
"It's good to be in a group with Xixi every year." He Xuefang clapped his hands and said, "I don't know what Xixi will perform!" Shouldn't be making trouble on the show every year, right? β
She said, glancing at Yu Zheng.
This was specially arranged by He Xuefang, she knew that Yu Xiannian had been a demon in the show in the past, and there had been too many accidents in the past few days, she had to brush off Yu Xiannian's favorability in Yu Zheng's heart!
And Qiao Xi ...... Heh, what talent can she have? It's just a shame with Yu Xiannian.
"Our parents, our grandparents!" On the screen, Qiao Xi suddenly spoke!
Yu Zheng's action of drinking water stopped.
Qiao Xi shook the clothes in his hand, "What I have in my hand is the I-shaped vest that Da Zhuang wears every day, what we are going to talk about in this episode today is - clothes that kill people quietly!" β
"What?" The villagers were shocked.
"Clothes can still kill?"
"How do you kill it?"
Qiao Xi slapped the table, "We all know that pesticides will kill people if they drink them, right?" β
The villager nodded: "Yes, yes, yes!" That's how Lao Yang went! β
"That's right!" Qiao Xi said, "Inferior clothes will produce a toxic substance, and after a long period of use, you will have a headacheββ"
As soon as the words fell, Yu Xiannian stood beside her, and suddenly cooperated with a headache.
γοΌ γ
[Not?] What are you doing???? γ
[Emperor Yu, is this how you use your special acting skills! ] γ
γGrass! Your uncle spoils her dad! γ
"Limb weaknessβ"
Yi Han collapsed with a red face.
"Itchy skin!"
Fan Zhiying gritted her teeth and scratched the itch reluctantly.
Qiao Xi's face was solemn: "There is more risk of cancer!" Severe, infertility, and eventual loss of children and grandchildren! β
"What!"
The audience stood up.
"That's not going to work!" Li Dazhuang began to pull his clothes in disgust, "My old Li family must stay!" β
"So is my grandson!"
The front row began to undress.
"Grandparents, listen to me first!" Qiao Xi waved his hand, "Later, I will take the team members to the house to help you check one by one, and throw away these things that harm your lives!" β
"Don't worry, with my Qiao Xi's day, you will have an hour to breathe!"
Hearing this, the villagers were so moved.
"Thank you! Girl, you're such a good person! β
"I've never seen a kinder girl doll than you!"
"I'll give it 10 points!"
"Me too!"
"I'll give 100 points!"
The crowd was excited.
[Approaching Science - MLM Edition? γ
[From the beginning of the salutation, the other groups lose]
[Cut the director team on the live camera, nothing else, I want to see what color the face is full of]
[The director team is not available, and the director team is explaining to Li Dazhuang why this score can't be given 100]
[Didn't anyone find out that Goudan and Xiaocui were missing? I guess they sneaked back to undress! γ
Yu family.
A terrible dead silence is spreading.
He Xuefang had a mouthful of old blood in her mouth, and she had already turned off the live broadcast.
The housekeeper sighed behind him: "Master, in fact, our little master is sometimes quite well-behaved. β
Yu Zheng didn't speak, but he recognized it in his heart.
In Qiao Xi's comparison, Yu Xiannian has never been so well-behaved.
He Xuefang still wanted to be a demon, so she turned her head and said, "Husband......"
"When the boy comes back, let's make it up to him." Yu Zheng suddenly said, "It's not easy to shoot this kind of thing. β
He Xuefang trembled with anger!
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There was no suspense in the result of the game, and Qiao Xi won the first place.
When the trophy was handed over to Qiao Xi, Director Jin's face was as green as the hat Yu Xiannian bought yesterday, and Qiao Xi's group won the smallest piece of land, 5 acres.
Ye Sisi watched from a short distance and said with a smile: "I'm really happy for Sister Xi!" β
Duan Fulin gritted his teeth, his face ugly.
At the same time, in the midst of the soaring shock value, Qiao Xi closed his eyes and breathed in fresh air.
γDing! Congratulations to the host for breaking through level 12! γ
γObtain Voice Changer*1γ
[Function: You can change anyone's voice at will]
Voice changer?
"I'll try."
She immediately turned to Little 6's voice and said, "I'm a big fool! - Yo, it's really useful! β
P6: "......"
At this time, Jin Daodao: "Please count the things in your group and start plowing the land tomorrow!" You can't stay at any of the villagers' houses tonight, you can only stay in the room provided by the program team! Follow the map and arrive on your own! β
The crowd responded and began to search.
The moment they saw the residence, everyone gasped!