Chapter 36 They are clothed in linen and filial piety, and they are screaming
On the screen, white paper flew together, and the cry shook the sky!
"Lao Guan, you must be happy underground!"
"Lao Guan, you have a happy birthday, everyone is here to send you!"
"Lao Guan, ......"
I saw that the one kneeling in the front row was Qiao Xi's team!
They wear linen and filial piety!
They screamed!
γGood guys, eat...... Eating ??? γ
[After watching it for half an hour, this is quite explosive in the entire funeral world]
[Yu Xiannian, you are confused! You get up for Mommy! You were very restrained at first, but when Qiao Xi promised to let you plough one acre less tomorrow, why did you waver!! γ
[Don't say it, my family Yi Han is also so unproductive, a second ago: I won't do it. ] Qiao Xi: Minus one hour. The boy fell to his knees! He knelt down and began to cry skillfully!! γ
[Who said that my daughter Fan Zhiying is not...... She even asked if she could add a bowl of meat if she cried the loudest.
[No one speaks up for Lao Guan]
[Lao Guan: I hate the funeral party without a sense of boundary! ] γ
"What's going on!" Kim was half dead.
Follow-up PD said: "This old pass is a happy funeral, 120 years old to go, the customs in the village are a good thing." β
"When Qiao Xi went out for a walk just now, she saw the announcement posted from the next village! I just said what she was doing watching for a long time! It turned out to be eyeing other people's seats! This said that the villagers who are good at crying can go over, and everyone can also send money and eat for free! β
Director: "......"
Remaining Team Members: "......"
There is only one sentence in their minds: they really can't earn this money.
Qiao Xi cried all the way, all the way to the mourning hall of others, and pulled the coffin and refused to let go, which moved everyone!
"Don't be too upset!" Lao Guan's wife is also 100 years old, she pulled up Qiao Xi and said, "There will be such a day, Lao Guan is very happy...... Here, girl, here's for you. β
A red envelope was stuffed into Qiao Xi's hand.
"Oops! You can't do it! Qiao Xi stretched his pockets wide.
The red envelope was put into the bag, and she hid her face and cried again.
"Grandpa Guan, I'll burn mahjong for you!"
[Wait, grandma is 100 years old, grandpa is 120, don't be too old, you won't count! ] γ
[Forget the year! The difference of 20 years! γ
[Niu, in those days, this should have been opposed by the whole village, right? γ
[Oh my God, a day of crying for other people's love, of course, it ended up without Qiao Xi's ruthlessness]
When grandma found out that Qiao Xi actually knew the dialect of their village, she immediately switched to the dialect and brought Qiao Xi and his team to the main table.
also greeted Yu Xiannian: "Good cub, come here!" This young man is so handsome! β
"What did she say?" Yu Xiannian asked.
Qiao Xi: "She said that you are so handsome, if you like women, you will be even more handsome." β
Yu Xiannian: ?
["Seeing the Seams and Inserting the Needle"]
[hhhhh, does she doubt her sexual orientation every year? γ
[It won't be because Brother Nian stopped Yi Han from helping her wash her hands in the afternoon, right? ] Eldest sister! I've knocked it all in, you're good, you take the vise to twist the old steel wire?! γ
The dish is coming.
Qiao Xi quickly forgot everything and cooked to his heart's content!
While drying, he said to the photographer: "Do you see this rib?" Is it big or not? Does it smell good? I'm going to bring it back to Duan Fulin in a while......"
Yu Xiannian was stunned.
ββ¦β¦ Take a look! Hahaha! Don't die of hunger! β
Yu Xiannian: "......"
Too much to worry about.
The heartbeat instantly returns to its original speed.
No, he cares about who Qiao Xi brings meat to and what he does?
The little young master's good-looking brows frowned, and he didn't have the heart to eat in an instant.
And Qiao Xi didn't fall for a minute, and his cooking speed was very good.
The grandfathers and grandmothers at the table were shocked by her, for fear that they wouldn't be able to eat a mouthful of meat and chat, so they all began to quickly pick up rice!
So, the other tablesβ
"Let me tell you, it's the girl in Lao Wang's family, thirty years old, working in an online store, and giving people fraud! 800,000 gone! It's from online dating! So let's fall in love at dusk, don't look for it on the Internet! β
Qiao Xi Table β
"Suck and suck."
Other Tables β
"Cuihua doesn't have a boyfriend lately? What?! Get along with the second dog?! That's amazing! Yingzi can't be angry! She likes the second dog so much, and she has been behind her ass for several years! As a result, he was cut off by Cuihua, what is this called! β
Qiao Xi Table β
"Hachi, Hachi, Hachi."
In the end, Qiao Xi ate and drank to his heart's content, and even the old man and old lady with a table burped off the table.
An old man with a round face came over and asked, "It's a blessing that the baby can eat!" Is there an object? β
As soon as Qiao Xi wanted to speak, Xiao 6's mechanical voice reminded him.
γDing! Host has been detected to be lying, and is being corrected......]
Qiao Xi: "Yes, I'm married." β
In an instant, the whole team froze and turned their heads.
The parties were also confused.
γοΌοΌοΌ γ
Do you know what you're talking about? γ
[Nonsense makes you happy, doesn't it]
At the same time, the system has not stopped since just now!
[Shock +1000]
[Shock +2000]
γDing! Congratulations to the host for breaking through level 13! The props have been distributed successfully! γ
β¦β¦
Yu Xiannian's eyes were deep.
Qiao Xi gasped: "Little 6!" β
Little 6: "I can't control it!" β
It was more scared than Qiao Xi!! After all, I don't know what this mouth will say!
The old man asked faster: "What?" Married? It's okay to get married, my grandson doesn't mind! How tall are you? β
βοΌοΌοΌγβ
"Isn't it handsome?"
"Handsome."
"Single eyelid or double eyelid? Eh...... Don't run! Is it a double eyelid? Although my grandson is a single eyelid, my good brother is very rich! I can borrow money for my grandson to go into town and get an eyelid! β
[This grandfather, your thinking is a little too trendy]
[Your brother's surname is Li, and his name is Dazhuang? The kind where a person has three hills? γ
[Doesn't anyone think this description is scary...... 190, handsome, double eyelid ......γ
γit!γ Isn't that what Emperor Yu is?! γ
[Coincidence.] It's been so long, don't you still understand Qiao Xi's character of casually farting? γ
[Also, scare me!] Anyway, it's definitely not every year! γ
[And she said that she was married, and she died of laughter, just like Qiao Xi, can she get married? ] If she can get married, I can eat for dinner]
[Write down the ID upstairs and silently wait for the day of Qiao Xi's official announcement]
Here, Qiao Xi ran away without a trace, and everyone could only come out to find her.
Yu Xiannian walked at the end, Cheng Xi came up and asked in a low voice: "Young master, didn't you say that the relationship can't be exposed?" That young grandmother is ......."
Halfway through his speech, he stopped.
Under the moonlight, the young man's delicate face had a bit of indescribable smile, he put his hands behind his back, walked leisurely, and suddenly turned his head and said, "She said I was handsome, did you hear?" β
Cheng Xi: ?
"Young master, don't forget that you still have to get a divorce."
Yu Xiannian slid and turned back vigilantly.
Why does he care so much about whether he is divorced or not?
No, you have to bang and bang.
"Have you ever heard a poem?"
Cheng Xi: "Huh? β
Yu Xiannian: "Grape wine glow-in-the-dark glass, men and men will lose their youth." β
Cheng Xi: ???
*
A few people arrived at the humble Chase Shop.
Yu Xiannian saw Qiao Xi at the door, pressed the corners of his mouth, and was about to go in, when he saw a tall figure suddenly sit down beside Qiao Xi.
Qiao Xi's head came out of the quilt and looked at Yi Han: "What are you doing?" β
Yi Han chuckled, "Emperor Yu ...... with me today"
Syllable.
A small white pillow was inserted horizontally.
"Not anymore." Yu Xiannian said with a straight face.