On the road.

The boy leaned against the ox cart, and there was an empty mat on his right.

Holding the phone in his hand, his low voice rang in the night sky, "Are you coming?" ”

Cheng Dong: "Originally, she was going to come, but the Lu family sent a big chilled watermelon, and she ran to eat it!" ”

The little master hung up the phone and trembled with anger!

But after thinking about it, the chilled big watermelon will not be frozen after a long time, and it should indeed be eaten first.

"Go slower!" He said to the front.

Ahead, Lao Sun pouted his butt and turned his head, and scolded angrily: "Young man, it's okay if you don't let me sit on the cushion!" Still slow? Still slow? Look to your right, a snail is overtaking our car! ”

He couldn't stand it anymore, "Why don't we just stop!" Just wait for someone to come and forget it! ”

"I'm running away!" Yu Xiannian roared, "Do you understand how to run away?!" You can run slowly, but you can't stop! That's the bottom line! ”

Lao Sun: "......"

If this thing were his grandson, he would whip him up!

Another five minutes passed.

Lao Sun's feet were numb, and he squatted and broke his buttocks, and then he heard the phone ring in the back seat again.

"Did she finish eating?"

The little young master's voice paused, and suddenly raised: "What?!" Locusts suddenly appear in the field? Did she go over to deal with the locusts?! ”

He took a moment of breath and began to question: "Cheng Dong, you tell the truth to Lao Tzu, is it you!" You won't give her a ride, will you! ”

Cheng Dong's heart-rending voice came: "The sky can be learned!" Is the old slave the kind of person who collects money and doesn't do anything? You've promised to give me 200 yuan, don't I want to earn this money?! Young master, I'm about to kneel on the ground and beg the young grandmother to ride me! But all she had in her heart were watermelons and locusts! ”

Lao Sun trembled, thinking about it.

Sure enough, the little young master's mobile phone fell, and the person fell on the ox cart with a "bang".

Said loudly: "Accelerate up, I want to go home!" ”

He's really going to be angry this time! It's hard to coax!

Village.

Jin Dao cat's waist, Mei Zizi took a team of people back.

"Once this worm is released, they won't be able to catch it for three days and three nights! Hey! ”

As she spoke, she pushed the door of the director's team.

In the next second, dense little insects rushed to the face!

"Ah!!h

Jin Dao screamed, hugging his head and running away!

As soon as my feet slipped, it was a big mouse!

One more slip, and a basket of caterpillars fell from the air!

"Ahhhh

She rolled her eyes and fainted completely!

On the other side, Qiao Xi straightened up after hiding in the dark and watching it.

A locust suddenly flew beside her, she casually raised her foot, snapped, killed, turned her head expressionlessly and said, "Okay, let's go back to sleep." ”

Everyone was instantly star-eyed!

"Yes!"

The man yawned and walked away.

Zhang Shu and Li Siyao glanced at each other: "So handsome!" ”

Guo Yang spun around in place, "I regret it, I regret it......"

"Regrets?" Li Siyao was puzzled.

Guo Yang: "I would have gritted my teeth and pushed through with her, and I fired CP with her!" ”

Zhang Shu sneered, "Don't blame me for not reminding you, you'd better put your mind away." ”

"Why? Isn't Sister Xi single! Guo Yang was confident, "Don't talk about firing Cp, it's not impossible to really talk about it!" ”

[You don't care about us now, do you? Fried Cp on the table? I'll see you long time! 】

[Are these stars respecting the audience!! Why don't you hide it!! 】

[Guo Yang's fans are poisonous, right? ] He can't stir it up if he wants to! Our young cubs haven't been stirred, don't you think! 】

[That's it!] If you want to fry, our cubs will fry first! First come, first come, do you know? 】

[Yu Xiannian fans, are you a little off track? What about the boycott that was said to be good? 】

Zhang Shu glanced at Guo Yang and took him directly to the window of the program group.

"Let's see." She pointed inside.

Guo Yang leaned in.

I saw that Jin Daogang woke up faintly and asked, "Where are the locusts in the field?" ”

Assistant: "Du...... It's all gone. The last wave was in our room. Just left. Qiao Xi had prepared in advance, and had already put a large number of frogs and poultry in the farmland, and they took turns to eat, and the locusts we put were not enough to eat for five minutes, so they were gone! ”

Jin Dao was dizzy for a while, and suddenly stared at the wall!

Her lips quivered, "That's, that's ......."

On the wall, there is a row of words! Or blood-red spray paint—

[I have something to do to go out of the village, and the person who fried the CP died.

- Yu Xiannian (Threatening Version)]

Not only that, but all the Wahaha in the director team is gone. Basically, you don't need to be signed, and you know who did it.

Jin Dao:!!

Guo Yang: !!

Guo Yang covered his mouth and came out.

Zhang Shu asked: "Are you still frying?" ”

Guo Yang shook his head violently.

He likes Sister Xi a lot, but he was fortunate to have collaborated with Brother Nian on a drama.

That was when he first entered the entertainment industry. Later, for two years, he saw that Yu Xiannian was taking a detour.

[The cub really gave me many firsts, thank you.] The first time I saw a man say to the camera, "I'm going to say goodbye", the first time I saw a man's live broadcast running away from home, the first time I saw a man leave with Wahaha before leaving, the first time I saw a man go, I calculated the time to bribe other people's children to inform everyone before I saw a man go......]

[emmmm I don't think he wants to inform everyone, he looks like he just wants to inform Qiao Xi]

[Not really!] (Yu Xiannian Fans - Mouth Hard Version)]

[Although I don't know why this man is crazy again, it's normal to put it on him]

[Men, there are always a few days a month, normal]

When Yu Xiannian left the village, he was picked up by the other bodyguards of the Yu family.

When he arrived at the door, he was just about to get out of the car when he suddenly stopped.

The eyes are looking straight ahead—

I saw that at the gate of the Yu family, a shiny bald head turned around.

Cheng Xi bared his teeth and smiled.

"Young master, I'm still vulgar!"

I don't know why, the moment I learned that the little young master had fallen out of love, he was in good spirits! The world is beautiful again!

In order to see this excitement, he traveled thousands of miles and went down the mountain desperately! The entire eight monks couldn't stop him from wanting to return to the vulgar!

Cheng Xi came to open the door diligently.

"I'll open it for you! I'll open it for you! Be careful! When there is no love, it is very fragile! ”

"Bang!"

Yu Xiannian slapped him and flew him away.

Cheng Xi buckled himself off the wall, raised his arms and shouted: "Young master! You know what I mean now! I said at the time, she doesn't love you at all! The young grandmother's eyes when she looks at the pig's trotters are more gentle than looking at you! ”

"Ahhhhh!!hh

The little master roared and rushed into the door!

Downstairs restaurant.

"What's going on?" Yu Zheng stopped holding the soup.

"The young master is back." Li Ma 1510 sent back the news she heard, "Cheng Xi said, this time it's a big deal, be careful." It seems that the young grandmother broke up with the young master! He said to let you go out and avoid it first. ”

"Joke!" Yu Zheng lowered his eyebrows coldly, "I'll go out?" I'm his son! I avoid him?! He deserves it too! ”

Half an hour later.

Uncle Liu dragged his suitcase and followed behind Yu Zheng and He Xuefang.

"I'm in a bad mood, maybe I'm suffering from heat stroke, so I'm going to escape the heat." Yu Zheng said to the servants, "You are at home, report anything abnormal in time." If that obstacle starts burning down the house, don't hesitate to call the police. ”

Family: "Yes! ”

However, as soon as the two of them walked to the back door, all the servants trembled!

In front, the little young master with a black face sat in front of the door.

With a clothes pole in his left hand, he gently stroked Cheng Xi's bald head with his right hand, and smiled weirdly.

Family:!!!

Yu Zheng: !!

Yu Xiannian: "Where are you going, Dad?" ”