Qiao Xi didn't understand.

What kind of performance art is this?

But she immediately turned her head to the live broadcast and said, "Yu Xiannian's peripheral shrimp necklace, does anyone want it?" I want to deduct 1! The factory is expedited on the weekend, and it must be made for all parents! ”

Yu Xiannian: !!

【1111111111111】

[Grass, this is too ugly! Tearful buckle 1】

[I'm a little sick, but what can I do 1]

[Sister Xi, when are you going to put on your sunscreen headgear, it's been a month! 1】

[Those who understand business opportunities have begun to do the same paragraph, and those who don't understand business opportunities are still provoking the other party, that's right, I'm talking about you, Chengzi 111]

Li Cheng was sneering, and commented on Yu Xiannian mercilessly: "It turns out that no matter how many fashion resources there are, they can't stand up to aesthetic deformities. Only fans will buy your order, right? ”

The little master has nothing to say.

It's just that when he passed by Li Cheng, he suddenly pointed at Qiao Xi's back, pointed at the shrimp again, made a movement, and then the peach blossom eyes leaned at him lazily.

Li Cheng: "......"

When Li Cheng looked at the shrimp necklace again, his eyes were red with jealousy!

Subsequently, Yu Xiannian handed the necklace to Director Jiang and instructed: "If I lose it, I will die with you." ”

Director Jiang turned his head and yelled: "Quick! Find a lockbox! He's not kidding! ”

The director team panicked and went to find the box.

The guests all entered the dressing room and began to change into uniform clothes.

When it came out again, the entire director team "swooped"!

The first one is Qiao Xi!

He has high ponytail hair, sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, a neat army green camouflage, and a silver prop gun on his shoulder.

Yu Xiannian girdle on his side, perfect shoulder-to-waist ratio, long legs, black boots on the ground, black guns hanging on his back, lazily carrying.

[Mom, mom, mom!!!!!!!! I'm discolored! I'm discolored!!! 】

[Ahhhh I'm a staunch mom fan!! Ahhhh!!!hh 】

【Qiao Xi, you...... (Cover your nose) (Nosebleed) (Lick clean) (Send yourself into the coffin) (Meimei dies) (Think of Qiao Xi's handsome appearance) (Resurrection) (Bounce) (Roar: I must talk about one like this in this life! ）】

[Sister Zhu is too demonic! ] This dress can't suppress her face.

[Yu Xiao, you don't have to be so straightforward in your eyes, you admit it, you are a fan of Yu Xiannian! 】

At the same time, Qiao Xi received a notice from Xiao 6, and the shock value exceeded 29 and obtained the prop [Little Tadpole Looking for Mother].

Qiao Xi opened it and took a look.

[Name: Little tadpole looking for mother]

[Function: You can designate a human to learn to swim]

Qiao Xi: "6 sons, your props are more and more in line with my heart." ”

Little 6: "......"

Next to him, Li Cheng, Luo Na, and Yu Xiao looked at each other and formed a direct alliance, and then Zhu Yibai, Qin Ruiran and Tan Xiao also joined in.

Li Cheng said: "Fight Yu Xiannian first, he has good marksmanship, and he captures the king first." ”

Yu Xiao sneered: "A scheming stepson." Does he deserve to be beaten if he has good marksmanship? Qiao Xi is even more dangerous! You keep one Qiao Xi, believe it or not, she can kill us all? Is the lethality of every year as big as hers? It's not that I look down on Nian Nian, Qiao Xi can crush Nian Nian to death with one thumb! You can't figure out who the king is? What kind of company do you still open like this? ”

[Good pure ginseng rooster, no routines, no tricks, the main one scolds you is scolding you, do you still have to pick a day? ] 】

[Good guys, I shout it out every year!!] 】

[Everyone: I know that you are an undercover agent, but I will give you a face, and I won't expose it first]

[One second to form an alliance, one second to dissolve.] You guys get the internal problems right now, okay? 】

[The main reason is that this voice is ridiculously loud, and the owner of your family is standing next to you and listening to you scold him]

Yu Xiannian glanced at Yu Xiannian.

Yu Xiao realized it and immediately said, "Of course! Yu Xiannian is also very good! It's pretty handsome, too! Except for the brain, there are no other defects! People are kind, and they will rescue small animals from time to time......"

After she finished speaking, her mouth squirmed, and she wanted to vomit a little, but she couldn't go on.

Jiang came out to play the round: "The gun is loaded with paint, and if it hits non-critical places, such as arms and legs, it needs to be injured!" If you hit the vital point, the sensor in the clothes will ring, and death will be determined directly! If you live to the end, you win. Everyone get ready – get started! ”

As soon as the words fell, two figures jumped directly onto the tree.

Director Jiang: "Hey! There's a ...... "door" over there.

Qiao Xi and Yu Xiannian couldn't hear it anymore, and their figures disappeared!

"it!" Yu Xiao exploded, "What an ape!" Chase !! ”

A few people ran at high speed!

As soon as you enter, you will be in another world.

Shaded by towering trees, the sunlight is mostly blocked, the rattan on the ground is cloudy, and there are abandoned shipping containers and factories sprayed with sewer repair advertisements on the walls...... The scenes are very realistic.

Yu Xiao's pores stood upside down, "It's scary!" ”

At this moment, a small advertisement suddenly floated down overhead.

"Smack-"

"Ahhh Yu Xiao shouted.

At first glance, the small card reads "Heavy money for children".

Yu Xiao: "......"

Li Cheng raised his head suddenly, and instantly raised his gun to the top of the tree!

"Bang!"

The leaves swayed, and the place where the original figure was located had exploded with red paint!

"They're right here, back to back!" Li Cheng shouted.

The crowd leaned back to back, guns in hand, and began to spin in circles.

After two minutes like this, Zhu Yibai couldn't help but speak: "Don't you think we're a little stupid?" ”

The crowd fell silent, apparently believing that this was true.

"Don't turn around." Tan Xiao took off his glasses, "I'm dizzy." Why don't you take a look at the scenery? Look at the mountains in the distance......"

"Click, click, click—"

Five guns were pointed at his head in an instant.

Tan Xiao: "......"

[Poet Tan, there is a reason why Yu Xiao keeps telling you to shut up]

[They really cried to death, and they didn't even forget to load]

"Bang!"

Boom!

Li Cheng withdrew his hand violently, but it was too late, and a red paint hit his right chest!

He looked down and pulled out his gun!

Figures in the trees scurried quickly.

"Bang bang bang!"

A few shots were missed.

Then a loudspeaker poked out, and Qiao Xi's voice floated out: "Director, Li Cheng is foul, he didn't act injured!" ”

When Director Jiang heard this, he immediately wanted to speak, but he couldn't find the horn after looking for a long time.

The assistant pointed to the tree, "There." ”

Director Jiang: ???!!!

He could only shout: "Li Cheng! Gotta act! Immerse yourself! ”

Li Cheng gritted his teeth.

I can only cover my chest and moan.

"Bang!"

Another paint that hit his ass in the balls.

Yu Xiannian quickly probed, smiled and retracted.

Li Cheng can only act this time, while pulling out a gun and beating wildly!

The whole scene instantly became intense!

Qiao Xi came to the ground and shouted: "Every year, act separately!" ”

"Roger!"

Two figures leaped out of the tree!

Qiao Xi climbed the tree with one hand and kicked his legs on the container, his posture was obscene, but his movements were very neat!

"Hit her!" Yu Xiao roared.

"Bang bang bang!"

Qiao Xi jumped on the spot and turned twice as fast!

The posture is flexible, and she can't hit her at all, and for a while, all around her are scattered red paint!