A few seconds later, a wild cry erupted in the garden!

Qiao Xi confiscated his hand and continued to pull the right hand of the milk dumpling, another punch!

"That's a trick - you don't have a dad yet!"

"It's called - kid burp!"

"This brings the dead back to life! This trick puppy peeing! This trick hangs the old cow! ”

For a while, the garden was screaming.

Cheng Xi and Cheng Dong's eyes widened, their heads leaned together, their whole bodies trembled, and their teeth fought: "Then our trick is ...... Dependent on each other? ”

They watched Li Cheng being hooked up and down by that terrible aunt, and watched her slap the little young master's ass into Li Cheng's face, and the ruthless ass still wrote a cheap word out of thin air on Li Cheng's face.

Qiao Xi also asked, "Is there a fart?" Put one and let him smell his mouth! ”

The milk dumpling desperately drilled into Qiao Xi's arms, and kicked wildly with her little short legs, "I didn't!" ”

"Cheng Xi, you come!" Qiao Xi shifted the target.

"Oh." Cheng Xi jumped down from the tree, squatted and began to brew.

Li Cheng on the ground: ???

He got up on all fours, "Mom! Mother!! ”

The footsteps suddenly sounded, and He Xuefang and Yu Zheng screamed when they heard the sound!

Qiao Xi looked sideways.

Yu Zheng, who is twenty years younger, is a bit like a serious version of Yu Xiannian, his eyes are phoenix eyes, not as sparkling as Yu Xiannian, and he is also a handsome and handsome young man, no wonder the scumbags rushed to get on it.

"Who are you!" He Xuefang shouted, "What a boldness! ”

Yu Zheng lowered his face coldly and stared at Yu Xiannian.

"Who am I?" Qiao Xi sat down with the little young master in his arms, and crossed his legs: "I am the Black Devil Fairy Xiaoyue." ”

As soon as the words fell, the gadget in his arms suddenly looked up.

Qiao Xi pressed his head back and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't know me, please take a look at this red thing in my hand......"

"Master!" Little 6 teeth began to fight: "You calm down, calm down......"

"Calm down what? Doesn't it interfere with our world? ”

"That's what I said......"

"Then it's a ball."

Small 6:!!

When Qiao Xi said this, it didn't mean that she didn't want to live anymore, but that she didn't want all the creatures on this earth to live!!

He Xuefang shouted: "Isn't it just a toilet bowl!" You, you crazy woman! ”

"Shh Qiao Xi made a silent movement, lowered his head and shook Yu Xiannian for a moment, "Baby, do you want to see magic?" ”

The whole face of the milk dumplings is so red! Then he nodded firmly.

In the next second, the toilet bowl pointed sharply at the sky, "Gunara God of Darkness - Wuhu Spicy - Give Lao Tzu a kiss!" ”

She jerked!

"Ahh He Xuefang shouted, and the toilet bowl directly hit her mouth!

Cheng Dong Cheng Xi: "Wow! ”

Little 6: "Ahhhhh ”

Qiao Xi: "Use props, double-sided stickers!" ”

As soon as Yu Zheng helped pull out He Xuefang's toilet, the mouths of the two people were pasted together!

Yu Zheng: ???!!!

He Xuefang: !!!!

"Mmmmmm

A minute later, the two finally pulled it out, and both yUe spoke!

Qiao Xi waved lazily: "Use props, double-sided tape sticker*3." ”

Yu Zheng's left foot was glued to He Xuefang's right foot, and his right foot was also glued to He Xuefang's left foot.

Hold your hands high and tie them straight together!

Cheng Xi and Cheng Dong hugged each other: "Oh ~ Waltz of love!" ”

"What's going on!!" He Xuefang roared as she jumped.

Qiao Xi took the toilet and patted her beside her, "He Xuefang, my throat is clamped for me, how can I relax if I want to hook up with other people's widows?" Where is your major? Where is the sincerity? Where is the ambition? ”

He Xuefang: !!

Where the hell did this hell come from!

Li Cheng stepped forward crying, trying to separate the two.

"And you!" Qiao Xi snapped his face, "What you just said, say it again." Otherwise, my Xiaoyue's black magic won't let you go - let me tell you this, I'll stick Cheng Xi's ass to your face for the rest of my life. ”

Cheng Xi blushed.

Li Cheng: !!

Li Cheng immediately shouted: "It's not me!" Mom told me to say it! She said that as long as I talked about this, I could go home today and take a finance class! ”

As he spoke, he repeated what he had just said, and even added some things that he had not just said.

He Xuefang: "......"

Yu Zheng was stunned, and his face turned pale, "You asked him to tell my son this?!" ”

"It's not Ah Zheng, you listen to my explanation!"

"Yes, you listen to my explanation~" Qiao Xi twisted up in a weird way, pinched his throat and finished He Xuefang's lines, "The child is not sensible, not what you think!" I didn't want to hook you up at all! I wear red and green today, just to worship your wife! The full makeup of my face was born with it~ Don't get me wrong! ”

He Xuefang: "......"

Yu Zheng: "......"

Yu Zheng then began to look at her dress and makeup, and his face was dark.

The two directly began to fight.

Qiao Xi was satisfied that he had enough fun, and left with the little young master in his arms.

The little young master obediently lay on his shoulders and didn't say a word.

Qiao Xi turned him over and looked at it, and his little bean sprout-like face was full of smiles.

Qiao Xi: "......"

Bad luck, how is it more mentally retarded than growing up.

She pushed the man back to her shoulder, and her stomach rumbled.

"Are you hungry?" The little young master straightened up, felt around in his pocket, and found a wad of red yuan, "I have money, what does Xiaoyue want to eat?" ”

Qiao Xi instantly smiled and bent his eyes, "Good cub." ”

Little 6: "You just said that people are mentally retarded ......"

"6 son, can you be more respectful of the ATM? Don't say that all the time. ”

Little 6: "......"

Qiao Xi took the red banknote and found a random burger restaurant outside to have a big meal.

On the other side, Yu Xiannian lay on the table and looked at her.

The black jewel-like eyes looked up and down, and finally said, "How did you get them glued together?" ”

"Didn't I say that? Magic. ”

Yu Xiannian: "I am a child, not a fool. ”

"Yo." Qiao Xi smiled and said lovingly, "If you don't say it earlier, I almost misunderstood." ”

Little Master: "......"

"Eat, look at you so thin, don't you usually like to eat?" Qiao Xi asked.

"I often don't have anything to eat." Yu Xiannian said, "That old ...... Dad punished me and didn't let me eat. ”

Qiao Xi pondered.

Cheng Xi was secretly observing: "Aunt Qiao seems to be distressed. ”

Cheng Dong: "I don't feel like Aunt Qiao is not like a person with a heart, let alone a person who will hurt." ”

In the next second, Qiao Xi hammered the table and said: "If you don't eat, it will grow to one meter nine, and you can still eat it?" Don't eat it, there are hormones in this burger, just let Aunt Qiao bear it alone. ”

After saying it, take a breath of storm inhalation!

Milk dumplings opposite: "......"

Cheng Xi Cheng Dong: "......"

Xiao 6 said at this time: "Master, you can only stay in this time and space for one day, there is an important plot tonight, that is, the villain was imprisoned in a small black house by his stepmother, and the Yu family searched for five days, or Li's mother went to the basement to see kimchi, only to find that the villain was there." You can go and see this paragraph for yourself. ”

Qiao Xi wiped his mouth: "Okay." ”

Half an hour later, Qiao Xi wore a glove in his right hand, lifted a mouse and said to Yu Xiannian: "This thing is called a mouse, remember?" ”

"Ahhh

The little milk dumpling turned her head and threw herself into her arms.

Qiao Xi: ?

"6 son, didn't you say that he had a shadow on the rats because he was locked up in a small black room? Isn't he locked up yet? ”

Little 6 was desperate: "I don't know. ”

Qiao Xi threw the mouse away and said to Yu Xiannian: "In short, the mouse is nothing to be afraid of. In the future, when you encounter a mouse, you will call Gunara the god of darkness, I will protect you in the dark, don't be cowardly, go up directly, as long as the house is demolished, the mouse will die, you know? ”

Yu Xiannian's small body paused, and then nodded obediently.

"Thank you, Satsuki!"

"No thanks. Then show me your courage now, He Xuefang will come in a while, no matter what method you use, lock up their mother and son in this small dark room for me, can you do it? ”

Milk dumplings: "Yes! ”

"Be louder! Not imposing enough! ”

The little short legs together, saluted and shouted: "Can you !! ”

"Go ahead."

An arrow less than a meter was shot out.

Little 6: "......"

God, this parallel world is over.