Chapter 109: We're going to fire CP
The time was given five minutes, but Yu Xiannian's fans arrived in three minutes.
Zhou Ninghuan was live broadcasting, and when he saw the barrage for the first time, he immediately shouted: "The sale of goods is suspended, I want to see my eldest brother!" ”
Saying that, he went straight offline.
The fans in the live broadcast room were instantly diverted to Qiao Xi's side.
plus Qiao Xi fans, Fan Zhiying fans, and Ye Sisi fans who came to see the excitement...... 500 million viewers gathered in 4 minutes, and the server was almost destroyed!
What are you going to do! Let go of that little bunny in your arms! 】
[Ahhh Why are your eyes glazed out! Didn't Qiao Xi do something to you! 】
[The upstairs filter is eight meters thick? You can't see what he's doing? I'm telling you, he's enjoying it, and he's enjoying it almost like a pair. "He likes Qiao Xi" and "He's a retarded person", you have to choose one]
[He likes Qiao Xi, he likes Qiao Xi, he likes Qiao Xi]
[It can only be said that they are used to routines, first stir up a wave of Cp, and then say that they are just filming. Pure passers-by, come and see Qiao Xi perform a monkey show]
"Everyone, be quiet, listen to me first."
Qiao Xi approached and said, "I called you over today, mainly to ask, have you ever seen a fried Cp?" ”
The barrage was instantly emptied for a second.
This was followed by a large number of [????? 】
Qiao Xi smiled and said, "I must have heard and seen it, but I haven't watched the live broadcast live, right?" Don't worry, I'm here to open your eyes today. Look, I'm a female star, and here's a male star—"
She pinched Yu Yannian's face.
【?????????????? 】
"We're going to fire CP now."
As soon as Qiao Xi's voice fell, he suddenly kissed him on the cheek.
Yu Xiannian: !!!!!!!!!
【!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 】
[Ahh!!h 】
[Not really, this is not true!] It's a borrowing! Ah I'm crazy, I'm twisting and crawling in the dark! I pounded my chest and screamed! 】
[Also Nima borrowed! ] Look at what that cub's face has turned into! Borrow! Is the borrowing voice so loud? I feel that Sister Xi's move is about to suck out Yu Xiannian's soul!!!! 】
【Grass! She's really awesome, I went into the pit on the spot hahahahaha
[Shock value +50000!] 】
[Shock value +100000!] 】
Little 6 is about to go crazy when he looks at the soaring shock value!
Then, Qiao Xi began to play in public amid the screams of Xiao 6.
It's okay to go to the play, but it's the bed scene!
She lay down under Yu Xiannian and hit the carp several times, going up to the sky and into the ground, and reciting lines to the camera: "Cen Lang, the happiest time in my life is now." ”
Cen Lang didn't speak, Cen Lang was so red that he was about to explode.
The whole director team shook into Parkinson's.
The barrage is rolling crazy, and all the groups are spiraling to explode and send messages 999+.
Qiao Xi took a break halfway through, and even connected with her loyal fan Zhou Ninghuan.
Zhou Ninghuan shouted frantically on the other side: "Sister Xi Niu Boyi! Brother Niu Boyi! I wish your Cp a speedy popularity! Bathing is the most dick! By the way, Sister Xi, you just moved too much, revealing the 100% cotton elastic summer suspender you wore inside! You have to pay attention to your actions, or everyone will buy it, and there will only be 999 welfare payments left, which is not enough to sell, not enough to sell at all! ”
The small sling was sold out, and the system skyrocketed by 4 levels!
"It's only level 4?" After Qiao Xi finished filming the bed scene, he got off the bed, lifted the belt of his trousers, and frowned dissatisfied.
Little 6: "......"
"Less?! Master, you cut the shock value of 1.5 million! And most of them are provided by Yu Xiannian fans! After a long period of exercise, your fans and Zhou Ninghuan's fans have extracted excitement points...... Oh, a small number of fans of Yu Xiannian contributed to the excitement. ”
Although they shouted to let go of the cubs, they were indeed excited to fly over.
Qiao Xi nodded, I see.
She turned her head to look at the bed, and the quilt was bulging into Ω again. From the moment she sat on the little young master just now, the little young master completely became a puppet and was at his disposal.
In the end, Ning Lan couldn't stand it anymore and quickly shouted.
"Gone." Qiao Xi slapped the part of the quilt that was upturned up, "The filming is over, go to the show." ”
She turned to walk, looking at the inventory as she went.
The four items I just got are-
【Borrowed mouth】【Stand-in】【Fart pill*2 (sound adjustable, up to 100 decibels)】【Good breath】
As soon as the people left, the director team came over to lift the quilt, but they couldn't lift it.
The little young master poked out his head, "What about Cheng Dong?" ”
"Young master, my brother went to buy water!" Cheng Xi strode over, "What's the matter?" Let me Cheng Xi serve you! ”
"I don't want you, you go." Yu Xiannian shouted, "Cheng Dong! Cheng Dong, come here! ”
Cheng Xi suddenly paused and looked at Yu Xiannian.
"Young master, ...... you" Cheng Xi looked at him, then at the quilt he was covering tightly, and suddenly gasped, "?" ”
Yu Xiannian was discovered, so he could only cover the quilt and nod.
How so...... Raising the flag twice a day, he was also at a loss.
"You...... Find a way to get them away first. Yu Xiannian floated to the director team.
"Good!"
In the next second, Cheng Xi dragged the entire bed out!
Yu Xiannian: ?
The speeding bed slatted on the floor.
Cheng Xi: "Go away!" I'm going to get our young master away! ”
He dragged the bed to the door of the room at the speed of light, and smiled: "How is the young master?" So many people can't get it away, and if the enemy doesn't move, I won't move! This trick was taught to me by my young grandmother! Young master, go in and take a shower by yourself, you are really, such a big person...... Ay. Oh! ”
Yu Xiannian patted him on the head and shouted: "Dare to say it, I will write about you and Aunt Zhao in the official account!" ”
"Absolutely not!"
Cheng Xi turned his head and came out, saw Cheng Dong holding a row of Wahaha, and immediately went up: "Brother, tell you something, don't talk about it!" Young master, he wetted the bed! He also knows that he wants to have a face, and he won't let people see it, so I'll just say it, the expressions of the whole crew are not right, and they are fragmented! ”
Cheng Dong: ?
In the next second, Cheng Dong slapped him on the head.
"You're sick! He's such a big guy and still wets the bed? You can figure it out! It must have been too intense just now, and his panties were torn by the young grandmother! ”
Cheng Xi suddenly realized: "Brother is still smart!" ”
Here, the little master took a cold shower, and he was a good man again, and followed Qiao Xi on the show.
The show was suddenly interrupted for a day, but the heat was even greater.
Director Jiang looked at the soaring number of people, and his whole fingers were trembling, "Good girl! So many people! I've never seen so many people in my career! Long live Sister Xi! ”
Assistant:?
Staff member:???
What to do if the director suddenly defects?
"Listen up, everyone! The program team has prepared a sumptuous comeback dinner, as well as a mystery prize! Director Jiang stood up and said, "However, if you want to win the mystery award, you need the cooperation of all the guests!" Look over here—"
He turned around and pointed to the supermarket behind him: "The supermarket competition has officially begun!" It's the same as a team of men and women, with two shopping carts to fill enough items, and finally win by weight! Whichever team weighs the heaviest will win the game! ”
[Weight? The director team, you almost announced that Qiao Xi had won, right?
[Not necessarily, if Qiao Xi and Nian cub are matched, isn't it a combination of strength and weakness? ] God created Qiao Xi so that we can drag her back every year, everyone can rest assured, the world is fair! 】
[CP powder, don't be too outrageous!! 】
[What CP powder, please call us wedding witnesses]
Yu Xiao gritted his teeth and stood in the crowd, clenching his fists with a serious expression.
What Qiao Xi did today is simply dancing tango on the bottom line of all fans, can this be endured?! She is now responsible for all the sisters, and she must break up this pair!
The director team issues a lottery bucket, and the numbers are the same as a group.
Yu Xiannian pulled out and shook it, he was No. 1.
Then everyone showed their own -
Qiao Xi No. 2, Li Cheng No. 2, Tan Xiao No. 3, Zhu Yibai No. 3, Tan Xiao No. 3, Yu Xiao No. 4, Qin Ruiran No. 4, and finally one Luo Na, Xi Zizi showed his No. 1.