Chapter 111: Qiao Xi, Redefining Adult Education
I saw five people standing side by side in the shopping cart on the left!
They were dressed in supermarket overalls, two cashiers on the far left, two aunts standing in the middle, and the fish killing master standing on the far right was still holding a knife in his hand, looking confused.
In the shopping cart on the right, there are also five people standing!
- Cheng Xi Cheng Dong Golden Rooster is independent, one leg sticks out to maintain balance, and the three things wearing face kinis next to him are still maintaining order.
"Squeeze to death, squeeze to death! Ouch, stand firm! Don't roll down, if you do, you'll lose! β
Director Jiang went crazy, "Qiao Xi! You...... I'll let you take what's in the supermarket! β
Qiao Xi poked his head out: "Yes, I got it in the supermarket." β
"It's something! Goods! Items, you know! β
Qiao Xi turned his head and shouted to the cashier: "This bald man said that you are not a thing at all in the supermarket, can you bear it?" Although we are ordinary people, our dignity is really worthless?! β
A carload of people turned their heads in an instant, and glared at Director Jiang in unison.
Director Jiang: !!
Everyone: "You old bald donkey has to be reasonable!" How can we not count! We were born supermarket people! Death is a supermarket ghost! Why don't we count the supermarket stuff! β
The three face kinis next to him also began to make trouble, and the ghosts cried wolf.
The fish killer was silent, but raised his knife.
The attitude is clear.
Director Jiang: "............"
The winner changed from Li Cheng to Qiao Xi.
Qiao Xi also commanded his "goods", jumped the scales in front of Li Cheng one by one, and carried the cubs over and asked him to report the number.
Yu Xiannian stood triumphantly in front of the scales, Cheng Xi jumped up, and he shouted: "The first piece - 150 catties!" β
Cheng Dong jumped up, and he shouted: "The second piece - 152 pounds!" β
After shouting, he glanced pitifully at the scales in Li Cheng's cart and asked him, "There are so many things in the supermarket, why do you take so much?" Is it because you don't like it? β
Li Cheng: "......"
Audience: "............"
[This wave of knives cut the atmosphere and opened Lao Tzu's heavenly eye]
[If you can't swear at the moment, then I have nothing to say]
[Can't go on like this, look at every trick that Nian Cub is using now, it is a replica of the road Qiao Xi walked at the beginning! ] Oh my God, what a child has become like this! Qiao Xi, you are fully responsible! γ
γQiao Xi, Redefining Adult Educationγ
Since the first place can buy snacks in the supermarket, Qiao Xi and Yu Xiannian plunged into the snack area again, wandering around Wangzai and Wahaha.
And in the shadows, a turf grab is underway.
"Which little mud boy are you on the road? Here we came first! β
Liao Xinrou tugged at the cheek kini and took a big breath.
There were three people standing opposite, occupying their original best viewing positions.
And his face is also blocked by caps, sunglasses and masks, so that he can't see his facial features.
One of the men stood up and said in a native accent, "Your names are not written here!" What's the matter with you?! Anyone can go to the supermarket! We are consumers too! β
As soon as the words fell, Liao Xinrou and Lu Shibang's eyes widened!
Then Lu Shibang took a step forward and hesitated: "Zhuangzi...... Is that you? β
Li Dazhuang: ?
Aunt Zhao next to her: ??
The most tightly hidden Yu Zheng: !!
Five minutes later, six people hid next to the shelves, and the atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.
Lu Shibang accidentally bumped into Yu Zheng next to him, and immediately said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't hurt you, right?" I usually like fitness and boxing, so I have a bit more strength. β
Yu Zheng covered his face, bowed his body, and moved elegantly: "No, this bit of strength is not my family...... My friend's son sneezed wide. It doesn't matter. β
The two looked at each other, and the dark tide surged.
On the other side, Qiao Xi and Yu Xiannian came out with a full shopping cart, and even the gaps were stuffed with food, and they could take whatever was expensive.
After coming out, Qiao Xi said to the cashier in a chic manner: "Xiaomei, swipe that bald man's card, don't use coupons." β
Director Jiang: "......"
Nima takes the most expensive snacks and forget it! Still not let me use the coupon?! What the is this human suffering!
Xiaomei showed super high professional skills, and after checking out quickly, she pulled Qiao Xi's clothes with tears in her eyes: "When will you come again?" β
A Wahaha reached out and poked her hand.
Yu Xiannian: "It's cold, don't touch it, be careful of static electricity." β
Xiaomei stood at the door and waved: "You must come to see us when you are free!" We are good friends for life! β
Qiao Xi turned his back and raised a big "Ok".
When everyone arrived at the hut, Director Jiang's eyes rolled and he immediately came up with a new rule: "Don't worry if you lose the game, you can take one from Qiao Xi and Yu Xiannian's snacks!" β
As soon as the words fell, Li Cheng and Yu Xiao took the lead in stepping forward.
Qiao Xi and Yu Xiannian were on their side, frantically covering a certain snack in their bags!
Li Cheng raised his hand and grabbed it.
"Let go!" The little young master pounced all over his body.
Li Cheng: "I want this, you let go!" This is stipulated by the director, you have the ability to make trouble with him! β
Director Jiang: ?
"I'm just trying to create conflict in variety shows!" Director Jiang clarified loudly, "It's not from my heart!" It's all about the ratings! β
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[Director Jiang, you also started, didn't you? Please keep the last piece of pure land for normal people! γ
[Other variety shows clarify: We have no script, no shady. ] This variety show clarifies: I'm out of the middle. I did this on purpose to create conflict.]
In the end, Li Cheng snatched the pack of snacks from Yu Xiannian's hand, Yu Xiannian wanted to rush forward, Li Cheng unpacked the package and took a bite directly!
"Don't eat it!"
The little young master's slender hand trembled in the air, and he suddenly turned around, and sat down elegantly unexpectedly, his panicked expression swept away.
Li Cheng suddenly noticed that something was wrong!
But it was too late, and in the next second, the spiciness that rushed to his head directly made him cry!
He flipped through the package β the sandwich bread, mustard.
Li Cheng: !!
Yu Xiannian: "Don't let you eat or eat, why doesn't my eldest brother listen?" Such a big person, rebellious like this, how can he marry a wife in the future? β
γit!γ If you put this brain on chasing women, are you still worried that you can't rub with Sister Xi? γ
[Don't pay attention to him, please see Yu Xiao]
Yu Xiao turned his head, and he also fell for the same fraud, and his mouth was swollen.
As soon as the camera turned, what she was holding in her hand was-
"Hot pot base (perverted spicy)".
Barrage: "............"
Then Qiao Xi and Yu Xiannian spread the bag and said, "Come and take it, take the food you like." β
All the guests looked at each other and took a step back.
"That ......" Tan Xiao said loudly: "I am full of water, today I have accepted your warm friendship, and I am not very hungry now." β
Zhu Yibai: "I lose weight. β
Qin Ruiran: "I also lose weight together." β
The rest of the people also said that they didn't want this snack.
"Director Jiang, they don't want it. Why don't you get some? Qiao Xi asked.
Director Jiang laughed dryly: "Haha, don't look at me old, I'm only 35, and I'm not a damn age." Take it. β