Chapter 161: Who Are You Going to Die Sweetly?
Xiao 6 suddenly reacted: "Mission?!" This man knows that the master is on a mission?! What did he want to say? I know! It must be that the Time and Space Administration has seen that the master has not made progress in the task for so long, and sent someone down to remind you to continue to move towards the goal and correct the villain's emotional line as soon as possible! ”
Qiao Xi put away his phone, "Impossible." Once a task is issued, there is no time limit. That old Authority guy didn't care about that. ”
"Huh? So how do we check? Little 6 is distressed.
"No need to check, if he wants to get close, sooner or later he will show his fox tail." Qiao Xi's face suddenly became serious, "The top priority is another matter. ”
Xiao 6 was also driven by emotions and asked seriously: "What's the matter?" Master, you said, with my 6 sons to help, even if it is formatted, it will not hesitate! ”
"Is there anything to eat? I am hungry. ”
Little 6: "......"
The phone rang again, this time it was Zhu Feng calling.
"Auntie, you finally answered the phone! Now the whole world thinks you're missing! Black fans and only fans are making trouble! You look at the hot search in the news, hurry up and send a video to clarify! ”
Qiao Xi clicked on the hot search, and sure enough, the first one was the news of her disappearance.
Here's what fans of the homepage commented:
[@熙门永存: Don't worry, Sister Xi can't die. Scientists have studied that women without a heart live long. 】
[@熙姐今天日年崽了吗: Sister Xi has not been killed until now, which is equivalent to eternal life. Don't worry, everyone, it's going to be fine. 】
[@这辈子一定要谈一个乔熙这样的奇行种: I asked my grandfather to calculate a hexagram for me, saying that she was in the water, and she was alive and well, so don't worry]
Here's what black fans commented:
[@乔熙去死: Mom, I call her to die every day, punch in every day in her super talk, and pay attention to the latest news at a fixed time, I don't dare to admit it, I don't want her to really go ......]
[@乔熙呼吸就是污染空气: Qiao Xi, you still come back to life, I don't know who is black when you're not there! How can there be so many black materials for female celebrities, providing us with a steady stream of job opportunities! I swear you'll come back to life, it's a big deal if I'll be less dark in the future! 】
Qiao Xi: ?
Who are you fans and who are black fans???
She was too lazy to shoot a video, so she went directly to the live broadcast.
As soon as I went up, the barrage exploded.
[What do I say!] If you see it, you can't die! 】
[Xixi's husband woo woo, people are scared to death! ] It takes ten kisses to be good! 】
[Fucking Yu Yan Nian you talk on tuba]
Qiao Xi said: "Give everyone a good day, I am still alive, I can breathe, and I am in good spirits." Now prepare to connect a random fan, let's see which lucky fan has such retribution. ”
At the beginning of the connection, the system will automatically select the barrage with the most likes and send it to the connection platform.
For a moment, the whole screen was begging for praise.
At this time, Aunt Zhao suddenly came over and poked Qiao Xi, pointing to the mobile phone.
also lip-synched: "It's the little master!" There's a signal from his side! ”
"No signal before?" Qiao Xi asked.
Aunt Zhao: "......"
Young grandma, is this how you talk about love?!
Qiao Xi blocked the receiver of his mobile phone, lowered his voice and said, "Let him wait." ”
"But ......," Aunt Zhao trembled and pointed to Qiao Xi's mobile phone screen, "The little young master has already connected to the live broadcast." ”
Qiao Xi: ?!
She jerked her head.
Sure enough, I saw Yu Xiannian's peach blossom eyes appear on the screen, staring at her faintly.
"What the hell are you up to!" The little young master yelled, "It's been snowing here for a day, and you don't know how to look for me!" Even Qi Xiaohuan knew to call and ask if Cheng Xi was dead! ”
"Oh, young master!"
Cheng Xi rushed over there, and the whole person was as red as if he had just been steamed, "Don't talk nonsense!" Me and her are ordinary netizens! Just send a message! You hate it! You yourself clasped your hands and waited for three hours without waiting for news, so you came to take revenge on me! Your heart is dirty, everything you look at is dirty! ”
"Get out of here, love spirit!"
The two scuffled together.
【Sleeper!! 】
[Don't be too informative!] The cub waited for three hours! Sister Xi, how can you give it up! 】
[Sister Xi is from the village, right? She should have just had a signal! 】
[Sister Xi's expression made me laugh to death, she wanted to eat people across the screen, maybe she didn't expect this conspicuous bag to be connected live on the live broadcast, and she connected to him]
[Knock me to death, knock me to death, knock me to death, knock two at once! ] Cheng Xi, go to the love show! Get together with Qi Xiaohuan, I support you! 】
Yu Xiannian raced against time, grabbed the mobile phone and shook it in front of the camera with his paws.
"I'm frostbitten."
Cheng Xi shouted in the back: "Roar! If you don't apply the medicine, you dare to wait here! ”
Yu Xiannian: "Cheng Dong! Fifty bucks, shut him up! ”
Cheng Dong lightning attacked, 50 to hand.
The world was finally quiet, and only Cheng Xi's cry remained.
The little young master turned his head, pretending that nothing had happened just now, and re-aggrieved: "The road is closed by heavy snow, and I don't know when I can go back." The temporary signal tower can only be used for half an hour, and there are only five minutes left. ”
He blinked, and sold another wave of misery.
When I looked up, Qiao Xi was busy stuffing chicken legs into his mouth.
Barrage: "......"
Now even Yu Xiannian's fans can't help it.
[You take care of him! Qiao Xi, don't you have a heart! 】
[Can chicken thighs have a baby fragrance? Look at his claws, waiting for you to coax without medicine! 】
[Why the fuck are you a fan of such a thing in your life!] I can't fall in love! We have to worry about it! 】
Qiao Xi finished the last bite of chicken legs, clapped his hands, and looked at the other side.
The little master sat in a puff and didn't speak, just stared at her.
She paused for a moment and said, "Isn't there frostbite cream in the suitcase?" ”
"I don't paint it." The little young master tilted his head and muttered, "It's not you who prepared it for me......"
The voice was sudden, and he slammed close to the screen, his eyelashes almost brushing over the camera, "How do you know I have frostbite cream in my suitcase?" ”
Qiao Xi sneered: "I said I would be psychic, do you believe it?" ”
Behind him, Cheng Xi reacted: "Yes, where did this frostbite cream come from?" You bought it? ”
Cheng Dong: "It's not me." Could it be Aunt Zhao? ”
"We left temporarily, and I packed the suitcase, how can Aunt Zhao buy it?" Cheng Xi Road.
There was a sudden silence in the atmosphere.
Three seconds later.
Yu Xiannian rushed to the suitcase with an arrow step!
Then there was a scene of clothes flying all over the sky.
[Ahhh Who knows the family she gave to! It's going to die! 】
[What!! What kind of plot is this!! Give me a shot of insulin! Hurry up, hurry up!!!!!!! 】
[Rely on it, rely on it, rely on it, trick the dog into killing! ] 】
【Grass! Sister Xi, don't you want to be so fierce! Who are you going to die sweetly! No kidding, really, I got nosebleeds! 】
Cheng Xi persuaded: "Young master, young master, you hurry up and talk, it's not a few seconds!" ”
Yu Xiannian grabbed the frostbite cream, and his face was about to laugh.
Just as he was about to get up, there was a sudden knock on the door.
"Knock knock."
Then came a very bewitching woman's voice.
"Brother Nian Nian, have you taken a bath? It's snowing hard outside, so I'll send you some clothes......"
The connection was abruptly interrupted and the screen went black.
Qiao Xi stopped fiddling with his watch and raised his eyes.