Outside the door, npC banged on the door.

In the car, the female voice on the radio released a question: "Please ask the guests in the car to look at the picture and answer the question, the answer time: 30 seconds." ”

【？？？？？？？？？ 】

[At this point, a college student fell silent]

[This question is simple and simple. Everyone knows about the butterfly effect, right? It's okay with that]

[It may have something to do with the Pythagorean theorem, wait a minute, I'll ask my secretary to check it]

[30 seconds!] I don't want anyone to answer at all, do you?! Director Jiang, aren't you afraid that Sister Xi will draw this picture on your face as it is for a while? 】

At this moment, Director Jiang frantically put body armor on himself in front of the screen, and asked the assistant director: "How is it?" Is it thick enough? After a while, Qiao Xi and Yu Xiannian came to the door, what is the probability that I will be alive? ”

Assistant Director: "I know I'm going to die, why are I still looking for death?" ”

"You don't understand." Director Jiang shook his finger incomprehensibly, "Wealth is in danger." ”

The assistant director wanted to cry without tears.

Did you think about me?! Those two ancestors took revenge on the Nine Clans! I'm going to suffer too!!

On the bus, Qiao Xi glanced at the topic and said neatly: "I won't." ”

As soon as the voice fell, the bus door opened!

The sound of whistling instantly resounded in the carriage! More than a dozen crooked npCs staggered up and rushed straight towards Qiao Xi!

In an instant, everyone in the courtyard of the Yu family exploded.

Mother Li: "Ah! ”

Aunt Zhao: "Ah! ”

Upstairs: "Ah! ”

Everyone instantly turned their heads and looked towards the second floor: ?

"Ahh

Another scream.

This time, the scream came from the npC on the screen.

- Mo Niannian was just about to get close to Qiao Xi, when the two buttocks were suddenly broken by something, and the gap in the middle was cold and cold, from the bottom to the top, he was slammed!

"Drop, citizen card!"

Qiao Xi stood in front of the credit card machine, baring his teeth and smiling: "I'm sorry, I forgot to swipe the card just now." If you don't put coins in the car, you will have to burp sooner or later, and don't forget the children in front of the screen. ”

Mo Niannian: ???!!!

Her face turned red, and she covered her ass and stared at Qiao Xi.

What's going on! What was that weird feeling just now!

Before she could think clearly, npC howled again!

"Whew! Who touched me! ”

"Who hit me!"

"Orlan, what are you poking me with a prosthesis?!"

"Qiao Xi escaped!"

With the last sound, everyone turned back sharply and saw that the agile figure in the moonlight had actually swinged out of the window!

Director Jiang immediately shouted: "Qiao Xi! The rules state that you can't leave the car! Please ...... immediately."

He stopped.

Because Qiao Xi also stopped—on the roof of the bus.

She sat cross-legged and said solemnly: "Director Jiang, do you think I, Qiao, am the kind of person who doesn't follow the rules?" ”

Director Jiang: "......"

[Director Jiang: I'll kill Qiao Xi]

[Director Jiang: Death to the master! ] 】

[This time in the face of Sister Xi, after all, it is still too small]

Director Jiang gritted his teeth and wiped his sweat: "Don't worry, start the second plan immediately!" ”

Five minutes later, Qiao Xi was lying on his side on the roof of the bus and eating watermelon.

The watermelon was bought with the grandma on the side of the road when passing by, Qiao Xi only said "send it to the roof of the car and add 500 yuan", the grandma instantly threw down her elderly wife, walked like flying in the night view of the city, jumped three cars in a row, backflipped 360 degrees, and finally landed on the roof of the car tremblingly.

The peers at the roadside stalls applauded vigorously: "Remove the highest score, remove the lowest score, full score!" ”

Grandma smiled evilly, put away 500, turned around and jumped out of the car, hiding her merit and fame.

Director Jiang was dumbfounded: "Why hasn't the second plan come yet!" I can't stand it! Hurry up! Hurry up! Second option! ”

"It's coming!" The assistant director's eyes were red, and he also roared.

At the same time, another bus slowly drove into Qiao Xi's line of sight.

A body suddenly leaned out.

"Hee-hee! They touch me! ”

Yu Xiannian complained loudly, secretly kicked an npC, turned around and burst into tears.

NpC: ???

Touching you? Touch you??? Big brother, you call Bang Bang the thing about giving us two punches a touch, right?!

Qiao Xi's action of nibbling on watermelon stopped.

Director Jiang's sympathetic voice came out of the stereo: "Qiao Xi, you can't leave the bus, otherwise it will be regarded as a game failure!" ”

Hehe, now it's up to Qiao Xi to choose!

Choose Yu Yannian, the game fails, but the highlights are full!

Choose to stay in the car, CP fans will definitely make a fuss, and it will be another wave of heat! No loss, no loss!

However, Qiao Xi took a bite of the watermelon and asked Yu Xiannian: "Where is the car of the director team?" ”

In the next second, the little master's hand stretched out from the window of the car and poked firmly in one direction.

Five minutes later.

"Whew-"

Two cars of npC screamed in unison!

The bus was speeding on the avenue, and Qiao Xi drove the bus and went straight to the director team.

Director Jiang screamed, the three hairs on the top of his head stood upside down, and he was grabbed by Qiao Xi and dragged into the car!

The assistant director was dragged into another car by Yu Xiannian!

Then the wind is galloping! Fast Furious! Tires catch fire! Soul Breaker!

Director Jiang cried: "I was wrong! I was wrong! ”

"Huh? How could the director be wrong, of course I was wrong. ”

Qiao Xi bared his eight teeth, turned around and twisted 180 degrees!

【Didi hearse, escort for you】

[I realize, is the crematorium a new line? ] 】

[6, Rushi 6 hahahaha! I knew that Director Jiang would be punished, but I didn't expect it to come so quickly]

Director Jiang: "Vomit...... Ancestors! Top dog! Daddy! I was wrong, change the rules! I'll change the rules right away! ”

"Isn't that right?"

Qiao Xi looked embarrassed and pushed it in his hand!

The hearse goes up the wall and jumps eight steps in a row!

"Ah!!!h

Director Jiang hugged Qiao Xi's legs, and the last three hairs fell off in response.

"Nothing bad! Woooooooooooooooo I don't dare to collect money anymore! I should do whatever you say! ”

Qiao Xi raised his eyebrows when he heard "collect money to do things", and his speed slowed down.

Sure enough, it was about the same as she thought.

Looking at the faces of the acquaintances in this npC, and then looking at the secret room activities that were pulled in the middle of the night, I think I know that Director Jiang's brain can't think of such a complicated thing.

Qiao Xi looked at Director Jiang: "Do you agree to change the rules?" ”

Jiang Dao shed tears: "Agree, agree!" ”

A few minutes later, the little young master sat next to Qiao Xi with a satisfied face, and the two of them took the megaphone of the director team and said to Jiang in the car: "You can get off the car if you answer correctly, please listen to the questions of the entire director team." ”

Director: "Listen! ”

They listened attentively, and they looked serious.

Qiao Xi: "It is known that Xiao Ming is 185 tall and weighs 60kg, may I ask ......"

The director team suddenly breathed a sigh of relief!

Fortunately, it's not very difficult to see this way! Sister Xi still has a conscience! They were really not human just now, and they actually made it so difficult for Sister Xi like this!

Qiao Xi: "Excuse me, is Xiao Ming sensitive skin?" ”

All Directors Group: Grass ????!!!!