Chapter 189: Drought Death, Flood Death
"Xiao Ming!"
"Poof-" Jiang Xue groaned and squirted out a mouthful of wine.
What the hell?! Xiao Ming?! Is this still a mess?!
She quickly calmed down.
It doesn't matter, even if it's a mess, the camera will give you a note, and you can't escape!
However, Qiao Xi unfolded the note, on which the dragon flew and the phoenix danced, a few big characters read-
Xiao Ming.
Jiang Xueyin: ?
[Director's team, you are 6, what am I expecting......]
[Xiao Ming, I didn't expect you to have a dry skin and sensitive skin]
[Mingzi, after growing tall and appreciating the flowers, you made a case easily? I'm disappointed in you]
Jiang Xue was furious: "This is impossible! Go ask the Taoist about what's going on! β
The secretary quickly checked it back, saying that the prop master didn't know what was going on, but he watched it back three times, and he didn't see how Qiao Xi changed the note in front of the live broadcast!
What's even worse is that Qiao Xi finally broadcast an advertisement, "I would like to give special thanks here: Miss Jiang, the creative provider of the plot who is unwilling to provide her name." β
Plot Idea Provider?!
Jiang Xueyin almost didn't carry it in one breath!
The secretary was also shocked: "She, she, she, how is she talking nonsense!" β
In a certain building, Pan Lei was embedded in the sofa with fat meat, and his eyes were gloomy: "The surname is Jiang?" Check it out. β
"Yes!" The bodyguard turned around and went out.
At the same time, Qiao Xi said: "6 sons, are you responsible for the aftermath of stealing the props that change the pillars?" β
Little 6: "Don't worry, master!" The props show that Jiang Xueyin has been involved in this matter, Pan Lei will be able to find out if he checks it! Behind Pan Lei is the Pan family, not just the producer, it's enough for Jiang Xueyin to drink a pot! Look at how dare she hurt people! β
Just now, Qiao Xi asked Xiao 6 to call up the character biography, checked Shao Yu, and found that Shao Yu's financier was Pan Lei.
Shao Yu brought that thing to the show, and it is estimated that it is also part of their paly.
So Pan Lei will inevitably watch this episode.
Thinking about it before and after, can she still not know that someone wants to her?
There are many people who are motivated.
There aren't many people who have this ability.
So Qiao Xi immediately used the prop of stealing beams and changing pillars, and directly buckled a pot of on Jiang Xueyin's head.
Xiao 6 asked: "If it wasn't Jiang Xueyin who caused trouble, wouldn't we have been injured by mistake?" β
Qiao Xi: "It's okay to be injured by mistake, make sure someone is injured first." β
S6: ?
Reasonable!
The matter was settled, Qiao Xi's perspective eyes had not disappeared, and he saw Director Jiang and Li Cheng standing together at a glance.
As soon as she raised her legs, Director Jiang wanted to kneel.
Unexpectedly, Qiao Xi held the person up, and said pityingly: "No." I understand you, forgive you, and let you go. β
Director Jiang: ?
What? Is there such a good thing?!
The entire director team is so jealous that their eyes are red!
Qiao Xi sighed and left: "The drought dies, and the waterlogging dies." β
Some people are directors on the surface, but they are actually hairless.
And some people, on the surface, are a tyrant, but in fact they are a mobile forest.
Brother Xun is right, there is really no absolute fairness in the world.
Director Jiang retracted his mind and notified: "Congratulations to Qiao Xi's group for winning the permission to confess!" Please gather here, let's have a little game - jump rope together! The number of jump ropes determines the room tonight! Please do your best! β
Work in pairs to jump a rope.
A minute later, Qiao Xi stood opposite Yu Xiannian and raised his hand: "Director, I abstain, I sleep on the street." β
She didn't squint, and her eyes didn't go a centimeter below Yu Yannian's neck.
Can this rope jump?
Why do you jump up, and the most powerful thing you throw is the rope?
[Sister Xi, you have changed, you haven't looked at the cub since you went to the rooftop! ] Talk to him and look at the sky! You say, have you changed your mind! γ
Yu Xiannian also raised his hand: "Director, I also abstain!" I also sleep on the street! β
Director Jiang: "What are you guys playing?!" No abstentions! β
With the physique of the little young master's pea princess, she still sleeps on the street?!
At that time, it will be the whole crew who will be tortured!
Qiao Xi also understands this, she immediately gave up sleeping on the street, and said to Xiao 6: "Turn off the perspective eye." β
"Can't turn it off, master! There is still half an hour left for the props to expire! Don't worry, I've turned off the visual function! I can't see anything! β
Director Jiang looked at this one-on-one pair, and finally satisfied, "You guys practice running in for two minutes first, let's start." β
Several groups of members immediately began practicing.
Yu Xiao and Tan Xiao were divided into a group, and Tan Xiao took one step at a time - all printed on Yu Xiao's upper.
Yu Xiao jumped like thunder, scolding and scolding.
Qiao Yuyi and Li Cheng were in a group, and their four feet seemed to have just grown out, and they were tap-dancing on the ground.
[Precious images of humans taming limbs]
[I've never seen four feet dance with eight afterimages, in a word: 6]
[I went to Mount Emei to bring a monkey, and the scores are probably higher than these two]
[The camera turns around, I want to see Nian Cub and Sister Xi! ] γ
Director Jiang whispered: "The camera is over there for Qiao Xi!" β
The camera immediately turned.
Director Jiang: "I'll go!" This ......"
Raccoon cat.
The skipping rope in Yu Xiannian's hand tied the two together, like a cocoon, and they couldn't get around!
Qiao Xi looked at the sky expressionlessly.
Director: ?
Barrage:?????
[How the did that!] How to do it! I just missed a shot of about five seconds, right?! γ
[I go online every day: Heh, this time let's see what tricks the rebel can play! ] I watched the live broadcast every day: Ok, it's me who is too underestimated]
[Let's just say that, call the bomb disposal expert, and you have to solve it for three days and three nights]
The director team went into battle together and finally untied the ropes between the two.
Yu Xiannian took advantage of the period when the director team untied the ropes, and the whole person was rubbing on Qiao Xi's shoulder.
He said, "I was really careless. Who told you to close your eyes, I patronized to see you......"
"Alright, shut up and jump seriously."
Qiao Xi couldn't bear it anymore and opened her big Kazlan eyes.
At the same time, the whistle sounds!
"Beep - game on!"
Yu Xiannian jumped up!
Almost instantly, Qiao Xi regretted his decision.
She didn't stare into the abyss, the abyss was beating back and forth in her afterglow!
Director Jiang: "Very good! Come on! Don't throw in the towel! Look at each other! Yes, that's it! Give your partner an encouraging look! Qiao Xi, focus, look below! Look below! β
Qiao Xi: "Bald donkey, shut up!" β
Director Jiang was aggrieved.
I'll just let you look at your feet, why are you still scolding!
Cheng Xi hugged the telephone pole, took out a copy of "Flying Birds" from his arms with satisfaction, and read it by the light: "The birds in summer flew to my window to sing, and flew away again...... Wow, poetic, poetic! β
As soon as it was over, Qiao Xi rushed into the bathroom.
Director Jiang: "Why did she go?" β
Yu Xiao: "It seems that you want to wash your eyes?" β
When he came back, Qiao Xi had already regained his apparent calm, was taken back to the heartbeat hut by Director Jiang in a car, plunged into the quilt, and quickly fell asleep, trying to wash away the picture just now with sleep.
As a result, this night, she dreamed of Yu Xiannian lying on her shoulder and panting endlessly, dreaming of the sticky sweat on her palms for a while, and dreaming of 800 naked men jumping rope around her, all with Yu Xiannian's face......
At breakfast time, all the guests gathered at the table.
Yu Xiao heard the movement upstairs and looked up to say hello: "Good morning, Xi...... it! β
What spectacular dark circles!
She immediately turned her head to look at Yu Xiannian, and when she saw that the other party was refreshed, she suddenly became puzzled in her heart.
Fairy tales are all deceitful, not to pick the yang to make up for the yin, but to pick the yin to make up for the yang?
Qiao Xi slumped at the dinner table, "Don't talk to me, I'll make up for sleep." β
By the door, Director Jiang came with a loudspeaker, and said energetically: "Good morning, guests!" SUpriSeοΌ Surprise giveaway! β
"Our theme for today is: Family Activities! Look behind me! β
He stepped out of the way and showed the crowd behind him.
Yu Xiao's spoon fell off with a clatter, and he shouted first: "Isn't it...... Mother? What are you doing here! β
A muscular woman of the same style came out of the crowd, and Chong Yuxiao raised her biceps.
"Xiaoxiao, of course Mom is here to help you!"
The crowd immediately turned their heads.
For a while, the whole table listened to the mother's voice.
The parents of the guests were all present.
γWow! Is this issue so exciting?! Just meet your parents directly?! γ
[Laughing to death, I just want to see what kind of thing can give birth to Yu Xiannian and Qiao Xi]
[Sister Xi seems to be adoptive parents, right? ] I don't know who her real parents are! γ
[I was fortunate enough to intern in Yu's Group, and I would like to reveal to you: The relationship between father and son is very exciting, but it is estimated that Yu Zheng will not come]
Director Jiang introduced it in a group.
The little master pretended to eat, his eyes searched the crowd, and he didn't see the person he wanted to see, so he shrank back.
Director Jiang introduced the last few groups and suddenly cleared his throat.
"The next thing to play is the family members of Emperor Yu! Everyone applauds and welcomes! β