Chapter 200: You're Young and You Do Hair Removal?
The whole team rushed to the field.
As soon as I arrived, I saw a green patch stretching into the distance on the edge of the ridge - apparently it had been sown, and the area was not small.
The teammate said: "Our field has already been sown one acre, and I don't know when they will come to get it!" So fast! ”
"Impossible." Wang Kai immediately said, "I asked, Qiao Xi stayed at Ergou's house early in the morning and didn't come out, could it be cheating?" At that time, she said that she couldn't let her teammates interfere, so she had to plant all the land by herself! No, I have to tell Brother Yu to go...... By the way, what about Brother Yu? ”
"I don't know, I didn't see Brother Yu early in the morning!"
Everyone looked at each other, and finally decided to stay next to the ridge, and definitely not let Qiao Xi have the slightest chance to cheat!
On the other side, Qiao Xi was full and went out with Yu Xiannian to eat.
Qiao Xi had a dog's tail grass in his mouth and a grass ring on his head, and walked in front: "After dinner, walk a hundred steps and live to ninety-nine." Every year, we want to lead the way for young people, what do you think? ”
Yu Xiannian nodded fiercely: "Yes!" ”
[I understand the reason, so why are you walking on the roof??? 】
[This is also called walking? It's crawling! They're definitely going to do something bad! 】
[The cub is back!] Don't mess with her! It's not normal in the first place, but this time it's even more over]
[Laughing to death, can the cub come back? ] Look at his expression, he said that he was reading the wedding vows, and I believed it.
[If I'm not mistaken, this should be Shao Yu's room, right? Damn, what are they going to do?! 】
[I don't care, the couple's grass ring is worn, will it be far from getting married? ] 】
roof, the two stopped by a skylight.
The head was touching, and the thief's eyes were rolling.
Looking along the skylight, Shao Yu was wailing under the quilt.
"Crazy, crazy, crazy!"
He ran out of the house overnight yesterday, and I don't know why, so he rushed to the field and started planting, and he planted all night!
What the hell is going on! Why does he have an urge to labor?! Why do these hands only want to pick up a hoe?! More importantly, why did he go to help Qiao Xi work?!!!
No, it can't go on like this!
"Xiaohui! Tie me up! Shao Yu yelled.
Teammates called: ???
Shao Yu: "Hurry up!" Tie me to bed! Tied up! Don't let go! Fast! ”
Xiaohui retreated again and again: "This, this, this...... Brother Yu, I'm ...... I'm sorry, I'm really not good at this mouth......"
"Don't talk nonsense!"
Xiaohui wanted to cry without tears, so he could only tie him up with tears, and then said: "Brother Yu, you wait, I'll call Wang Kai to come over!" ”
[What do you mean?] Wang Kai is good for this??? 】
[Yo yo yo, shout the king to come over! ] What are you doing as a team? Collective colander? Big leaks? 】
[Laughing to death, the melon-eating group is directly in place, follow Sister Xi, there will be no less melons]
The door closes.
Shao Yu couldn't move, and finally felt comfortable.
However, suddenly in front of him, a hanging rope bounced down.
Shao Yu: ?
In the next second, Qiao Xi slipped gracefully, stopped in front of him, and smiled mysteriously.
Shao Yu: !!
"How did you get in!"
"Elm, do you love labor?" Eight white teeth flickered.
【??????????? 】
As soon as Shao Yu heard the word "labor", his blood instantly surged, and his eyes lit up!
He squirmed uncontrollably: "Love! ”
Qiao Xi turned around elegantly: "Do you want to plow the land?" ”
"Yes! …… Phew, I don't want to, I don't want to! Get out of here! This is my room!! What scissors do you take?! Qiao Xi, I warn you, don't touch me, you ......"
The big scissors swayed in the air, and a large S-shaped move stopped in the middle of Shao Yu's butt slit.
Shao Yu: "Get out!" I don't care about you! ”
Click.
The rope fell.
"Go, run to the land you love most." Qiao Xi waved his hand.
A few seconds later, Shao Yu screamed and flew to the edge of the field.
Cuihua's mother, who came back from cutting rice, broadcast on the spot: "Ouch, you don't know! There is a young man who farms in the next village who is crazy, and he wears a bitter tea and works hard there! A few cows can't pull it! ”
The big strong grandmother behind her ears stood up suddenly: "What is it?!" Wear a bitter tea and do a lot of work with the cow??!! It's amazing! Whose cow is it? ”
"Ergou's family, Ergou's brother has been putting it away recently!"
Da Zhuang's grandmother almost didn't pout: "What???!!! Even the second dog and his brother didn't let go?!!! ”
She jumped up and slapped her thigh: "Ouch hey! In broad daylight! Offend public decency! Big Strong! Big Strong! ”
Da Zhuang pulled Aunt Zhao back.
Da Zhuang's grandmother kicked his ass, "Don't fall in love, take me to the world!" Hurry up, hurry up! ”
On this day, Xu Liu did not go out, but received a mountain of supplements from his neighbors.
Hospital.
Qiao Yuyi has already untied the third button.
Li Cheng's face turned purple, and he roared and struggled.
"Are you crazy?! I have people I like! ”
Qiao Yuyi didn't stop: "I know, but Aunt Zhao is already married." ”
Li Cheng: ???!!!
"You, you ......" he said incoherently, and his muscles flare up, "you go down for me!" ”
"Get him, him, him, take it by force, twist melon literature, isn't this what you like? Oh yes, now you're talking about wanting to get away with it? ”
"What nonsense are you talking about! What makes him ......"
After a pause, Li Cheng's face suddenly turned pale and his lips trembled.
When I raised my eyes again, I saw Qiao Yuyi's approaching smile.
She lifted his chin with one hand: "Don't struggle, you just screamed out your throat today, and no one came to save you!" ”
"Uhhh
The neckline is torn violently!
Li Cheng: !!
In the next second, Qiao Yuyi's smile froze and he probed suddenly.
"It's not Li Cheng, you are young, you do hair removal ???!!!"
When Qiao Xi received Qiao Yuyi's call, he was about to rush to Lu's house to eat. When the Lu family heard about Qiao Xi's entry into the village, they immediately ended the big list in their hands, rushed back to the village, and informed Qiao Xi that he could drag his family up to live in the mountains, the reason was that "I brought a lot of vegetables back from outside, and a few of us couldn't finish eating."
Qiao Xi packed his luggage and Yu Xiannian on the spot, and went up the mountain overnight, reading Qiao Yuyi's text messages while walking.
[Qiao Yuyi]: "I'm back, the Lu family converges." ”
"Ah, this is coming back? So fast? The little young master sighed in the back, and then took out a handful of medical records and frantically flipped through them to the live camera.
"Luckily, I have his medical records with me. Let me see what he's sick with? This one is a stomach problem...... This one is a nervous breakdown...... This one is a rabid dog, no, manic state...... This is a colonoscopy sheet...... There is also kidney deficiency, spleen deficiency ......"
He looked up from a handful of medical records and made a diagnosis of the live broadcast footage: "Brother, you may have kidney deficiency, make up for it, don't be in a hurry to record the show, I will help you make up for the lost footage." ”
He turned his head to Qiao Xi again and said, "Brother is weak, unlike me, I can breathe all night without stopping, Xixi you know." Oh yes, Hee-hee, you won't look down on your brother from now on, right? ”
Qiao Xi asked Xiao 6: "You really can't kill him?" ”
Little 6: "I want to, too, but I really can't." ”
[It's another day of mercy and affection, you say it's not good for you to mess with anyone, you mess with these two]
[Where did the kidney deficiency list come from! Yu Xiannian is holding a cold list, don't think I can't see it! 】
[No, this thing carries Li Cheng's medical records with him??? Mr. Li, you won't kill this??? 】
In the ward, He Xuefang dragged her hands and feet and used Li Cheng to rush out.
"I'm going to kill him!!" Li Cheng roared.
"Don't be angry, if you can kill me, you will kill me sooner." He Xuefang persuaded him, "Don't bother, it will be difficult for him and Qiao Xi to kill." ”
While speaking, Qiao Yuyi had already appeared in the camera.
He stiffened.
Then he suddenly jumped up and turned off the live broadcast.
Xi.
After listening to Qiao Yuyi's description, Qiao Xi stopped.
"You just said, I don't know which one of the killers gave Li Cheng hair removal, which made him lose 90% of his manliness, so you didn't have any interest and came back?"