Chapter 202: My brother dares to eat, does your aunt dare

Xu Liu was pressed by her, and could only say, "I don't understand Miss Qiao's words." ”

Qiao Xi took out his mobile phone and typed in a few words.

"Wow!" A dog barks on the phone.

Qiao Xi: "This is a dog language translator, do you understand it now?" ”

Xu Liu: "......"

"Not yet?" Qiao Xi raised his eyebrows, and then replaced it with a cow, a sheep, and a pig, "Don't you understand?" What species are you, so hard to understand? ”

Xu Liu: "............"

He hurried before Qiao Xi could speak: "I really don't understand!" ”

Qiao Xi slapped his head, "I don't understand!" Do not understand! I'll give you another hint? Feign! Fill me again! ”

A few slaps covered the back of her head, her hair was almost bald, Xu Liu screamed mournfully, raised her eyes and looked at her with puzzled and angry eyes.

Qiao Xi's hand stopped.

Wrong...... If it's really that old guy from the Time and Space Administration, it can't be this look when he gets beaten.

"What the hell does Miss Joe mean?" Xu Liu's eyes were sincere.

Qiao Xi looked him up and down, and was about to speak, when there was a sudden loud bang at the door.

"Love is on fire ~ obsession is a sin!"

"Humble character ~ trekking in the swamp!"

Qiao Xi: ?

Xu Liu: ?

She pulled the door open, almost blinded by the colorful lights.

I saw that Cuihua's mother and others were already neatly lined up in the yard, struggling left and right!

Cheng Xi twisted his hand: "My sincerity, you can squander it casually!" ”

Da Zhuang's grandmother poked her feet: "The taste of heartache still can't escape!" ”

The little young master sat in the middle with a horn, and poked his fingers in the air: "Aunt Cui, move to the left." Mother He, the orchid finger is a little higher. Cheng Xi, your pants are torn, go change them. Da Zhuang grandma, don't stare at Xu Liu, the matter between him and the cow has passed, don't make people embarrassed. ”

Grandma Da Zhuang blushed, "Oops, don't talk nonsense! I didn't see it! ”

As he spoke, he poked his head out, his eyes staring straight at Xu Liu and sliding up and down.

Yu Xiannian put down the horn, and then said as if he had just discovered Qiao Xi: "Why did you come out?" Grandma Da Zhuang wants to dance, but she can't stop it, so she shouldn't have disturbed your intimate and individual chat, right? ”

Qiao Xi: "......"

Yu Zheng: "......"

Careless.

It's true that people didn't go in, but the cheapness of the offense is also a non-landing offense.

Qiao Xi stepped over.

Yu Zheng subconsciously protected Yu Xiannian, and Yu Xiao hugged Qiao Xi.

"Sister Xi calm down! He is not guilty of sin unto death, is he? ”

Qiao Xi glanced at Yu Xiannian.

Yu Xiannian pushed Yu Zheng on the spot.

"Daddy, look at you, it's all your bad idea that made Xixi angry! Why don't you apologize to her? ”

Yu Zheng: ??!!!

He shouldn't have stopped this just now!

However, Qiao Xi didn't make a move, but beckoned, and asked someone to bring Qiao Yuyi next to the wine vat over, click on a breaking news, and hand over the phone.

Qiao Yuyi muttered: "Why are you ......?"

The voice stopped suddenly, and her eyes widened sharply, looking at the screen

[@ć…«ćŠć°ç»„é•ż: The hot news I got just now showed that Li Cheng had a strange disease, his chest hair grew wildly, and he braided his chest hair in the hospital, which frightened eight nurses at once! 】

The comments at the bottom are all [Hahaha, can you go to dim sum these years of rumors, Mr. Li, you have made a lot of enemies].

Qiao Yuyi raised his head: "Really? ”

Qiao Xi nodded: "Really." ”

In the next second, Qiao Yuyi dragged his luggage and was ready to go.

"Sister, you play first, I'll go back!"

Here, when Yu Xiannian saw that the crisis was lifted, he immediately suspected that Yu Zheng was in the way, pushed people away, and got tired of Qiao Xi's side.

Xu Liu also came over with a drink, his smile was still warm, "Miss Qiao is convenient to tell me, did you recognize me as someone just now?" Looks like you're on good terms. ”

Qiao Xi put his legs on the stool and didn't drink his drink.

"yes, he's my best friend."

"Really? So close and just friends? Xu Liu asked with a smile.

Intimacy?

Intimacy???

Yu Xiannian stood up on the spot and rushed out the door!

Qiao Xi grabbed his collar and dragged it back, his movements were smooth, and he said: "Of course, dogs are the closest friends of human beings, and the dog I raise is called Xiao Hei, and I won't tell you anything, you look a little like him." ”

Xu Liu: "......"

The little young master made a move, and instantly laughed and trembled.

Xu Liu's face darkened.

In the crowd, Cheng Xi was far away and didn't hear it, and asked Grandma Da Zhuang: "What are they talking about?" ”

Grandma Da Zhuang made a shushing gesture and replied seriously: "Say that Xu Liu, this child, is intimate with a dog!" ”

After a pause, the two looked at each other: !!

Grandma Da Zhuang covered her mouth.

Longevity!! No wonder there was so much movement in the field yesterday, and the dare to love is not only with the cow?!!!

Here, Xu Liu couldn't talk anymore and stood up directly.

"That's it? Don't stay and play for another two minutes? Yu Xiannian asked.

Xu Liu smiled and suddenly said, "Yu Shao, I wanted to say just now, the turtle next to your mouth was not wiped clean." ”

Yu Xiannian instantly closed his expression.

In the next second, a hand was lazily stretched out next to him.

Qiao Xi took a tissue, broke his face, and said calmly while wiping it: "Mr. Xu misunderstood, this is not a turtle, this is a strange disease, when you see ugly people, you will have allergies and laugh." ”

Xu Liu: "......"

Yu Xiannian raised his head and rubbed Qiao Xi's hand when he seized the opportunity.

The picture is unusually glaring.

Xu Liu almost couldn't maintain the expression on his face, he walked away, and looked around as he walked.

"Looking for a little fat boy?" Qiao Xi raised his chin with a smile, "People are in the backyard." ”

When she entered the door just now, she saw Xu Liu's small movements, obviously wanting to repeat the old trick and let the little fat boy destroy it.

So she sent out the surprise soldiers first.

Qiao Xi personally took the person to the backyard, Xu Liu was a little vigilant, but he still followed.

Sure enough, before the people arrived, they heard the voice first.

"Do you dare to go wild?!"

Bang it twice.

Niu Niu's cry shook the sky, "Wow! You, you, you...... Villain! I'm not playing with you anymore! I'm going to let my brother Xu Liu come and avenge me! My brother killed a wild boar! ”

Lu Baibai rode on him in vain, and said while fighting: "What is a wild boar!" My aunt can eat three heads in one go! ”

Niu Niu: "My brother has a lot of strength!" ”

Lu Baibai: "My aunt has more strength!" ”

"My brother knows how to fish!"

"My aunt can catch chickens!"

After a dozen or so sentences.

Niu Niu's face was flushed, and he screamed: "My brother even dares to eat, does your aunt dare?!" ”