Chapter 205: Grandma Likes You, Grandma Loves You
All staff are on alert, and the barrage is red!
[What kind of village chief is this, run!!! Spread your legs and run!!!! γ
[Sister Xi: Wait? Can't wait a little longer]
[Fight! Fight! γ
At that end, the villagers saw Qiao Xi coming over and immediately pulled the village chief's sleeve.
The village chief sneered at Da Zhuang: "What, still move the rescuers?" I know that you guests are a little capable, but let me tell you, today is the arrival of the king of heaven, and I will ......."
"Oh, Grandma Zhuang!" Qiao Xi exclaimed in surprise and flew over.
Chief:?
Qiao Xi: "What's going on?!" Why is it still bleeding? β
Grandma Da Zhuang: ?
Yu Xiannian was quick to see his eyes, stuffed a plasma pill into Da Zhuang's grandmother's mouth, and at the same time made a motion of rolling his eyes and fainting.
Da Zhuang Grandma: !
In the next second, Da Zhuang's grandmother stabbed herself to the ground, and her whole body twitched in an instant, and her middle finger was still standing in mid-air!
Yu Xiao and the others saw the opportunity and rushed forward to cry for their father and mother.
Chief:!!!!!
In the end, the village chief was defeated and directly gave up the position of the temple.
When the others left, Da Zhuang's grandmother had to stay at the scene and was carried away by Da Zhuang.
While slapping Da Zhuang, she didn't forget to turn around and shout at Qiao Xi: "Xi baby! Come to the house for dinner in the evening! Grandma loves you! Grandma loves you! β
Qiao Xi raised his hand and Ok.
Grandma Da Zhuang made a gesture of love with her feet.
"That's it!" Da Zhuang roared, "Shame on you!" β
When the person left, Qiao Xi clapped his hands and said to the PD who followed him: "Okay, which temple do we worship?" Left right? β
The follow-up PD came back to his senses and immediately said, "Left left, left!" On the left is the Land Temple, and on the right is the Yuelao Temple! β
Qiao Xi turned around and walked forward.
didn't take two steps, but I heard PD yelling behind me: "Hey, Yu Yingdi!" It's on the left! You're on the wrong track! β
Qiao Xi turned around and saw that figure flew directly into the Yuelao Temple without looking back.
Qiao Xi: "......"
Crew: "......"
"He heard, 100% heard!! γ
γContrarian Mental Activity: Land Temple...... What? Yuelao Temple? I can't go and worship this??? γ
[Upstairs, you're so brave, you're not anonymous? You're not afraid of being hunted down? Last time, I didn't scold him anonymously on the barrage, and when I went back, I was chased by private messages and cut for more than ten days]
Director Jin gritted his teeth and scolded in his heart, how many fewer ratings would she have if she was missing a depressed year?!
There was no way, she could only take people to worship and worship in the temple, but she couldn't wait for Yu Xiannian to come back.
"He hasn't come yet?" Jin Dao gritted his teeth.
The photographer shook his head and smiled wryly, "I was writing the marriage sign, and I secretly stuffed the marriage sign into Yue Lao's hand, and after being discovered by the villagers, I stuffed it into Yue Lao's nostrils, for fear that Yue Lao would not be able to see it." β
Jin Dao: "......"
Ten minutes later, Director Jin turned his head again.
Photographer: "I haven't come yet, I'm hanging a marriage rope." β
After another ten minutes, Jin Dao was already completely deformed.
The photographer reported: "At this time, I am painting a marriage charm, and it cost 888, which is still the money paid by our program team." β
Jin Dao: "......"
The photographer added: "Qiao Xi also went, and Mama Li, who came with them, was doing a metaphysical live broadcast over there, and Qiao Xi took the opportunity to go over and insert their company's underwear advertisements." β
Jin Dao: "............"
Did they take the land in their eyes? Have you put the autumn harvest in your eyes?
Jin Dao took a big step: "Let's go, let's go and have a look!" β
[Damn, the worst director in history, I can't help but feel pity when I watch it]
[You are only loving? I couldn't hold back my tears as early as the day Director Jin went for a hair transplant]
[Go to Mama Li's live broadcast room to grab the old red rope of the moon! ] 8.8 can measure the marriage of the previous life! 88 can change your life against the sky! γ
[What? I'm going to check it out! That's a great deal, isn't it? γ
[The above two, Yu Xiao and Qi Xiaohuan, you forgot to cut the trumpet, and the big names and VIPs are all hanging!! You're stupid when we're not there! I'll go straight to the one with a set of 88! γ
All members of the program team arrived at the Yuelao Temple.
In the corner, Yu Xiannian was muttering to Li's mother.
"Third marriage?" He looked through the lots he had drawn in his hand.
"Yes!" Mama Li nodded frequently, "Can Mama Li still lie to you?" I've already tested it for the two of you, and the lottery that fell out today is still like this! β
III ......
If there are three lives, one is now, and one is a child, which means that he and Xixi still have one life to experience? Or have you already experienced it? Which life is it?
Mother Li shook her head again and said, "However, usually the third marriage does not end well. β
"Smack!"
The sign was directly thrown aside by Yu Xiannian.
Mama Li was taken aback: "I'm not finished yet!" There's a way to crack it! β
The sign was taken into Yu Xiannian's arms again, and he wiped it cherishingly, "Mother Li, hurry up next time, what should I do if I offend Yue Lao?" β
Li's mother: "......"
Mama Li beckoned, and said in a low voice in his ear: "You just need to let the young grandmother write her name by hand, put it in this bag with you, and then hang it on the tree, and you will crack half of it." β
Yu Xiannian: "Mama Li." β
"Huh?"
"Do you think it's more likely that she wrote her name and hung it on a tree, or did she hang me on a tree?"
Li's mother: "......"
So when Qiao Xi entered the door, he saw the little young master walking over with his hands behind his back, rubbing beside her, and not speaking for a long time.
Cheng Xi probed: "Young master, did you cheat?" β
"Bang!"
Cheng Xi was kicked out of the Yuelao Temple.
Only then did Yu Xiannian say: "Xixi, do you see the tree behind you?" β
He pointed to the tree full of marriage locks and said: "This is called the Fortune Tree, as we all know, the richest person in it is me, and I am willing to share half of my fortune with you." There's a piece of red paper here, and you write your name in this heart and hang it with my name, so that you can get my fortune. β
[Now watching a live broadcast is going to be insulted IQ, isn't it? ] Can't you see the three big words "marriage tree" on it!! Can't you see it!! γ
[If you don't have love on this paper, I can still pretend that I can't see it]
[But he said that the fortune is divided in half!] What if it's true? Who can refuse this! Lao Tzu is crazy! γ
[Whoever gave me such a blessing, I was reluctant to beat him. You're the same, right, Sister Hee? (Sister Xi, if you have to fight, don't slap your face, please)]
Qiao Xi glanced at him.
"Yu Xiannian."
"In!" The little young master raised his face.
"Do you think it's more likely that I'll put my name on it, or will I put you on it?"
Yu Xiannian: "......"
Qiao Xi is gone.
Yu Xiannian beat Li's mother in grief: "I said it all!" It doesn't work! It doesn't work! There's no way to change your life! What kind of marriage is it for you? Think of another way to change the ending for me! β
Ahead, Qiao Xi's footsteps suddenly stopped.
Little 6 muttered: "What kind of marriage to change the fate of the third world?" β
Qiao Xi: "You also believe nonsense. β
Little 6: "But the master...... You don't believe why you're writing a note?! β
The pen in Qiao Xi's hand paused, and looked at Mama Li and Yu Xiannian who were already stunned opposite.
She continued to write her name, and said as she wrote: "I thought about it, this is fortune, people can have no face, but they can't be without money - Mama Li, how can this thing hang?" β
Mama Li immediately said loudly: "Simple! Just grab the little master's hand and throw it together! Remember, toss together! β