The assistant said, "But...... She has no resources. ”

Pan Lei: ?

Assistant: "At present, there are two variety shows and a drama to be broadcast, and the drama to be broadcast will be launched next week, it is Yu Xian, so it can't be moved, and the old man of the Yu family may take Yu Xian to at the door of our company." ”

Pan Lei was shocked.

Poor like this??? Poor like this, still so crazy?! Who gave her courage in the end!

"Then buy a few black notices first." Pan Lei finally decided.

"Okay."

In Xicun, Shao Yu was beaten and shouted unrelentingly: "I saw that you were pitiful and asked you to go to our place to eat!" Don't be ignorant of good people! ”

Qiao Xi turned his head, "Oh? ”

"Oh what!" Shao Yu pointed to the food on the table, "It seems that you deserve to eat these pig foods!" I'm telling you, if you want to eat something good, it's too late to take a soft drink with me! ”

A figure shot out!

said that it was too late, and then it was too fast, Da Zhuang grabbed his grandmother's leg and pulled the person back, "Grandma calm down!" ”

"Pig food?!" Grandma Da Zhuang was so angry that she grabbed the crutches of the village chief next to her and poked Shao Yu's skull, "Have you ever seen a pig eat this?" Keep your eyes open and see! This is pig food?! ”

Shao Yu was poked, "What is it that is not pig food?" Could it be that it is still some delicacy?! Don't be funny......"

"Huh!"

Aunt Zhao used a bright knife and brushed it twice.

The ham has been peeled off a layer of skin, revealing a golden underneath.

There was a moment of silence.

Then, Shao Yu's team erupted in even louder laughter.

Wang Kaidao: "So you want to tell us that this ham is just broken on the outside?" ”

Shao Yu leaned forward and closed, "Okay, okay, count you half bad, right?" Indeed, only half of it is broken, how can it be given to the pigs! Otherwise, grandma, you will go with you, right? More pairs of chopsticks, no problem! ”

A group of people scrunched their eyebrows and sneered.

[Laughing to death, countrymen just haven't seen the world, eat something moldy for Le Cheng like this hahaha]

[Big brother, don't you really understand? It's Spanish ham! 】

[Popular science is coming: Spanish ham is made by curing pig legs with sea salt at low temperatures, and then sending them to a storage cellar to be dehydrated, air-dried and matured. This one in the hands of Grandma Da Zhuang is the top, and the price is at least tens of thousands]

【？？？？？ Really fake??? A moldy leg is worth more than my legs??? 】

Shao Yu smiled and found that no one was laughing except for them.

At the same time, their director team also sent popular science in the headphones.

The smiles on the faces of the whole team gradually stiffened.

"Why don't you laugh?" Qiao Xi lifted his eyelids and asked, "Don't you like to laugh by nature?" ”

Shao Yu: "......"

Qiao Xi: "We countrymen are willing to give the pigs to eat, we all eat by ourselves." Oh, it's so fragrant - grandma, when you go back in a while, give each of them a stick, the mountain road is dark, they are already blind and stupid, and if they break it, it will affect their work tomorrow. ”

Shao Yu: "......"

Qiao Xi: "Wang Kai, wipe your saliva, say you're stupid, you're still drooling." ”

When the whole team went out, they were so angry that they were howling and tears flowing.

"Too much deception!" Wang Kai cried and said, "Her scolding is so ugly! ”

[Don't cry, her scolding is a little ugly, that's because you didn't see her in the world, you will know when you see it, she is even more ugly]

"Don't howl, people are clubbing behind your backs, look back at the new world, Amen]

When everyone heard the movement, they turned around and saw Qiao Xi standing with a group of people, baring his teeth and smiling.

The whole audience has a chill in the back!

Qiao Xi shook the dog's tail and said, "Let's go, don't you want to take us to dinner?" Knowing that Yuzi is filial, I just ate three points full, and I just had another meal after exercising. ”

Shao Yu: What?!

That's the rations he saved in order to pretend to be forced, and he specially exchanged it with the director team! She's got a dozen people with her! It's no wonder if you don't eat them down!

However, he didn't dare to say this, so the whole team held their breath and took Qiao Xi and his party away.

Before leaving, Qiao Xi looked into the team: "What about Yu Xiannian?" ”

"The young master said that there is something to deal with, let's go first." Cheng Xi Road.

Grandma Da Zhuang immediately nodded: "I just said that this doll has a future!" Becoming a president at a young age must be a matter of the company, right? ”

Cheng Xi's round face instantly turned red, "Ah...... Sort of, sort of. ”

The moon is dark and the wind is high, and the moon is old.

A knife is resting on the neck of the old moon sculpture.

"Warn you, I tied the rope and threw away the red bag, my name is Yu Xiannian, her name is Qiao Xi, if we can't sleep in a nest in the end, I will come here to chop you into eight petals, take all your incense money, and burn this temple with a fire! Understand? ”

There was silence all around.

Yu Xiannian: "If you don't speak, you are acquiescing, and you know each other." ”

He turned around and went out, and returned to take the two dates on the confession, "Thank you for wishing us a hundred years of good together, and I accepted the gift." ”

Yu Zheng, who went out in the middle of the night to peek because he was worried about his son's mental state: "......"

When the others walked away, Uncle Liu coughed lightly.

"Ahem, master, on the bright side, at least the young master didn't come out to steal things."

"yes." Yu Zheng's heart was like ashes, "He is robbing clearly." ”

The mobile phone suddenly shook, Yu Zheng glanced at it, and his face sank instantly.

*

In Kimura, Qiao Xi led a group of people into the village chief's house.

They ate the village chief's bacon, packed and took away the village chief's bacon trotters, sausages, pickled fish, rice wine, salted duck eggs, and Cheng Xi also held two chickens in his hands when they came out.

"It's a free-range chicken!" Cheng Xi was excited, "Pure grain feeding, I haven't eaten a mouthful of feed!" ”

Cheng Dong: "How do you know?" ”

"Listen!" Cheng Xi turned his head.

Inside, there was a wail.

The village chief wept and counted the lives of the two chickens, including but not limited to which mountain they were fed, their growth trajectory, and the posthumous mourning they had prepared.

Cheng Dong immediately hugged the chicken.

Shao Yu was scolded so bloody, he didn't eat dinner, and all the meat in the next seven days was looted!

He sat dejected, his face full of grief: "It's all gone, it's all gone......"

The village chief chased him out, didn't dare to scold Qiao Xi, and declared war on Grandma Da Zhuang: "Even the flower branches!" You're waiting for me for tomorrow's game! ”

"Wait, wait!" Grandma Da Zhuang replied with a snarled voice.

Village Chief: "Don't forget, your heirloom is still with me!" It's up to you to take it back! ”

Grandma Da Zhuang's face changed.

Qiao Xi asked, "What heirloom?" ”

Grandma Da Zhuang was so angry that her face was flushed and her legs trembled.

Da Zhuang explained: "Grandma impulsively pressed the heirloom into the game last year, but that turtle grandson made a game and pitted us, and grandma was angry about this for a whole year. This year, Kimura invited a lot of masters to come over, changed the competition system, and this year's Five Villages Competition, if we don't get the first place, things will be completely owned by Kimura. ”

As soon as the words fell, Grandma Da Zhuang turned her head and roared.

"Old immortals, don't spray feces here! Be careful that I poke out the matter between you and the king's widow! Let's see, if you have the ability, you don't ask for foreign help! Just your pouting ass and yellow head, how many catties of rice can you carry in your hands? Rotten crotch stuff, flowing cows can't look at it! ”

[Grandma, is there a possibility, you have already poked it out??? 】

[The face of the village chief, the color of nature]

[Good guy scolds four in one sentence, the most innocent is the cow]

Chief Ishimura blushed, "You, you...... If you have the ability, please ask for foreign help! ”

"Can I ask for foreign help?" Qiao Xi interrupted.

Da Zhuang nodded: "Of course." ”

"That's it......" Qiao Xi raised his hand obediently and blinked, "Then I'll apply to join." I was a foreign aid to Creek Village. ”

"I'm joining too."

A hand was raised.

The little young master's face was snorting in the moonlight, his smile was innocent, and he still had a date in his mouth.

He casually stuffed another jujube into Qiao Xi's mouth, and raised his hand higher, "We will be very obedient!" Never mess with the game and turn black and white upside down! ”

Qiao Xi continued: "I won't cause trouble, put the enemy to death, and kill them all." ”