The eyes are facing each other.

Kimura's name is Silly Zhu, and he has a question mark on his face at the moment.

Silly Zhu turned his head and asked in a rough voice, "She?" A woman? You're sending a woman to beat me?! ”

"No way!" Shao Yu immediately shouted, "She can't participate!" ”

Silly Zhu also shouted, "Yes! It's an insult to me! Who do you look down upon? ”

Shao Yu: "What if she cripples our contestant in a while?!" It's too dangerous for her to participate! ”

Silly Pillar: ?

Shao Yu pulled him and said in a low voice: "It hurts for her to beat people, really." One punch can pierce you for three lifetimes. ”

Silly Pillar: ?????

[Hahahahaha Shao Yu, you finally realized it]

[Another sunny big boy has grown up under Sister Xi's slap]

[It is said that a person's name predicts a lifetime, Sister Xi won't really beat people stupid with one punch, right? ] 】

In the end, Shao Yu's resistance was invalid, and Director Jin announced that Qiao Xi's participation was within the rules, so the game continued.

Soon there was a lot of screaming on the field.

When it was Qiao Xi's turn and Silly Zhu to play, people from both villages crowded up, trying to grab the best viewing position.

"Come on, silly pillar!" Kimura shouted.

Not to be outdone, the people of Xicun said: "Sister Xi, come on!" ”

The two villages looked at each other, and sparks flew everywhere!

"Silly pillar, you are the strongest!"

"Sister Xi, you are the most dick!"

"Watch me stupidly punch your weak chick away!"

"Joke! My son can collapse you to the opposite hill with a fart! "Grandma Da Zhuang said cruel words.

"Silly pillar, knock her brains out!"

"Hee baby! Spit on him! I stunned him with a fart, and then I punched him to see his grandmother! ”

Qiao Xi: ?

[It's okay, grandma, it's rude to put this cruel word again]

[Da Zhuang Grandma: Let go of your quality and become a Buddha on the ground]

[Very good, just promote Sister Xi like this, we fans love to hear the truth! ] 】

Qiao Xi stood in front of the stupid pillar, rubbed his wrist, and then took a step back in the countdown of Director Jin.

"Pillar, have you bought insurance?" She smiled.

Silly Zhu's face turned red instantly, "Nonsense, nonsense!" Use your real skills! ”

As he spoke, he roared and stood on the ground with his feet!

Then a set of bells and whistles kung fu boxing, both hands pushed forward, "Ha! ”

"Good!" All around applauded.

Silly Zhu made another set of fists, puffing out his chest muscles, "Roar! Let's go! Today, I'm going to let you get a good look at me, me, me, me-!!! ”

Before the end fell, Qiao Xi stepped forward.

Only one finger was stretched out, and he poked him casually.

I saw the stupid pillar flying! Soar into the sky!

"Bang-"

One head stuck in the leaves.

The applause came to an abrupt end.

Everyone gasped!

【What???? What was that????? 】

[What about the pillars?] Where did the pillars go???? Who's going to play it upside down!! 】

[He flew to the trough!!! The afterimage just now was a pillar flying!!!! 】

[I'm so good! Sister Xi, aren't you! Are you really?! 】

[It's too fake! I don't believe it! With just one finger, the pillar went up to the sky?! 】

[Others may be fake, Sister Xi, that is 100% true]

The stupid pillar was pulled from the tree by Shao Yu.

Shao Yu just wanted to persuade him, but he saw the stupid pillar spit out the leaves and yelled: "I didn't stand firm just now!" Again! ”

"Big brother!" Shao Yu pulled him, "Don't, your life is also your life!" ”

"Come again!"

Thereupon.

"Bang!"

"Bang bang bang!"

The fifth time, Silly Zhu flew directly into the pond with Shao Yu.

Director Jin breathed a sigh of relief, afraid of his life, so he hurriedly announced the victory of Xicun.

Da Zhuang's grandmother shouted excitedly on the spot, invited the whole village to go back to dinner, and spent a huge amount of 200 yuan to let Cheng Xi and Cheng Dong dance striptease in front of the village chief of Kimura.

The village chief snorted, angry: "Don't be too happy! You've only won two rounds, out of five! Wait for the afternoon! ”

He never thought that this person named Qiao Xi would be so evil!

But fortunately, he already has a trick!

You can't afford to lose the next game!

Under the tree.

Shao Yu covered his face and cried into his mobile phone: "You have seen the live broadcast!" Didn't you say that you have to make Qiao Xi pay?! Why ...... it still "

"Enough!" Pan Lei said irritably, "You remember, stay away from Qiao Xi!" As far away as you can! ”

"What?!"

"I don't care about anything else, you have to listen to it! She's not someone you can afford to mess with! I'm going to kill you! ”

The phone hangs up.

Shao Yu stared at his phone in a daze and continued to cry.

A piece of paper was handed to him, and he took it and wiped it.

"Don't cry, ass, you can continue to sell it if you change someone." Yu Xiannian's comforting voice came.

Shao Yu looked up: ???!!!!!!

After the little young master finished mending the knife, he was about to go back to the banquet in a leisurely manner, and received a call from Yu Zheng on the way.

He picked it up, expressionless: "Hey." ”

The other side said: "It's nothing to call, just tell you casually, and I didn't say it on purpose...... "Uncle Liu, you come." ”

Uncle Liu's voice immediately picked up: "Young master, the master came out today to help you solve a big trouble!" ”

"He killed Li Cheng?"

Yu Zheng: ???

Uncle Liu hung up the phone and looked at Yu Zheng: "Master, forget it." His expectations were so high that I was too embarrassed to mention this little thing. ”

Yu Zheng: "............"

In Xicun, everyone finished eating, eating and drinking, and the game officially began.

Jin Dao held the loudspeaker and said: "This game is a cooperative hunting competition!" Each village can send two people into the back mountains to hunt! We will release some prey for everyone to hunt. Prey is chickens, rabbits, birds, etc., 5 catties of prey = 1 point, and finally the number of points to determine the winner or loser! ”

"Contestants from all villages are invited to come out!"

Each of the five villages sent candidates.

When they arrived at Xicun, everyone invariably looked at Qiao Xi and Yu Xiannian.

"The players we sent are: Qiao Xi and Yu Xiannian!" Da Zhuang Road.

【Wuhu! It's over, Sister Xi took the rebel son to fight, shouldn't she hunt the players from the next village home? After all, there are a hundred pounds at one time]

[When I say this upstairs, my back is cold!! 】

Jin Dao suddenly added: "The prey can't be a human. ”

Qiao Xi and Yu Xiannian suddenly sighed in unison.

[Damn, I know! What do you sigh about! Sigh what!! 】

[Director Jin: Harm, life has forced me to learn to predict]

Seeing this, Director Jin breathed a sigh of relief, pointed to the table in front of him and said, "There are hunting props to choose from." ”

Kimura's players are Silly Pillar and a shooter.

They unanimously chose the arrow.

Qiao Xi glanced at it and picked up a slingshot.

Yu Xiannian took a toy water gun at the same time.

"How did they get these?" Da Zhuang asked suspiciously.

Grandma Da Zhuang patted him, "I don't know, but I believe in Xi Wazi!" It doesn't matter if she loses! ”

"Grandma......" Da Zhuang was moved, "I thought you would be in a hurry to get the heirloom back." It's great that you can think so. ”

Unexpectedly, my grandmother has been crazy all her life, and on this day when she is in her eighties, she suddenly becomes human.

Da Zhuang burst into tears.

Grandma Da Zhuang: "No, Xi Wazi said, if you win, you will get it back openly, and if you lose, you will steal it back against your conscience." ”

Da Zhuang: "......"

Qiao Xi! You, you, you!!

On the field, all the players sneered.

"Hey, what about these two players? Water guns and slingshots? Kindergarten spring outing? ”

"It's such a lethal weapon, it can kill five ants in a moment, right?"

During the laughter, Qiao Xi didn't look up, and put stones into his pocket, and the red thermal underwear loomed between the movements.

Yu Xiannian also put a water bladder on his pants pocket.

Director Jin couldn't stand it anymore and reminded: "Be careful, in addition to the animals we put in it, there may be some wild boars or something, pay attention to safety." ”

Qiao Xi stopped his movements and raised his head.

"What, there are wild boars? Is the message accurate? ”