"Monkey! There are so many monkeys!! ”

The stupid pillar's scalp was numb, and the village chief was stunned on the spot.

The two watched as the woman hanging on the top of the branch stretched out her long arms and swung for a moment, and a group of monkeys immediately followed.

The monkey king who took the lead gestured at Qiao Xi, "Squeak!" ”

Qiao Xi pointed to the deer hanging above his head.

The Monkey King was startled and shook his head violently.

Qiao Xi raised his hand, slapped the branch off, and stared at the crotch of the Monkey King by the way, making a castration motion.

The monkey immediately withdrew his hand and went up teary eyes.

This is the end of a cross-species dialogue.

Little 6: "......"

Although the master didn't say anything, the monkey understood, and so did it!!

Less than a few seconds.

With a thud, the deer was let down by the monkey.

Silly Zhu was anxious, and gestured in mid-air: "She, she, her!" Monkey ......"

"See!" The village chief gritted his teeth, sweating so hard that he immediately glanced around.

The cameras here were all led away by them, and Qiao Xi was about to get down the tree, with his back to them......

The village chief gritted his teeth.

Don't do anything, just push aside the bushes and move forward!

He looked in the direction and jerked forward when Qiao Xi was about to come down from the tree!

"Yo!" Qiao Xi suddenly leaned to the left and looked into the distance, "There are coconuts in the trees!" ”

An operation perfectly dodged.

Chief:?!

He quickly withdrew his hand and pushed hard to the left!

"Hey, is it going to rain over there?" Qiao Xi leaned to the right, "I have to remind Old Man Yu to put away his underwear." ”

Chief:??!!!

Next left! Right! Left! Right!

The village chief attacked, and Qiao Xi retreated.

The village chief punched, and Qiao Xi raised his foot.

The village chief looked back, and Qiao Xi jumped up.

Back and forth, the village chief's hands danced out of the afterimage, and the people scurried several meters up the tree, stunned that they didn't touch a corner of Qiao Xi's clothes.

Silly Pillar pursed his lips.

This, this, this...... Have all the women out there evolved like this?! How is it more difficult to catch than a pig for the New Year!

Finally, the village chief stopped panting and hung shivering on a tree.

Qiao Xi finally stopped.

The village chief's eyes lit up.

The last chance has finally arrived! This time, you must win with one blow!

Silly Zhu couldn't help but clench his fist in the distance, his face was flushed, and he shouted in his heart:

Come on! Chief! Come on! Rush fucking!

3！ 2！ 1！

The village chief used all his strength to pounce on the tree!

In the next second, the huge feet hit the face directly.

"Ahh

"Boom-"

Qiao Xi stepped on the village chief's face, and with the help of his strength, he jumped up the tree, and the vines he carried with him were also drawn!

The village chief cried out, grabbed the trunk of the tree with all his might, and slid down a section.

"Torah—"

A white flower immediately appeared on his chest.

Apparently it was the vine that cut off half of his clothes, starting from his chest.

At the moment, it is taking off little by little with the movement.

"it!!" Silly pillar covers his mouth.

"it!" The village chief panicked.

The two looked at each other, but fortunately, Qiao Xi's eyes always looked at it, and they didn't seem to find it!

The village chief lip-synched: "Help me!" ”

The stupid pillar cat came over with his waist and immediately threw the rope to the village chief and let the village chief climb down.

Soon, soon!

It's almost time to leave!

He's homesick! I wanted the arms of the widow of the king!

When there was one meter left, the village chief smiled, and Silly Zhu also reached out to pick it up.

At the same time, a shout suddenly sounded in midair.

"Hee-hee, catch me!"

Immediately, a dark shadow came in the distance.

"Look at my new water gun feature, you can also play nests!" Yu Xiannian raised a water gun in the air.

The parabola is agitated in an instant.

Directly hit the village chief's nest!

"Ahh

The man slipped and sat straight into the trap.

Chief:!!!!!

Silly Pillar: !!!!

"Village Chief, get up!" He reached for it.

"Don't move ......"

"No, village chief, what are you doing in a daze! They're coming! ”

"I know! Don't touch me!!! ”

Silly Zhu was stunned for a moment, and saw the village chief bow his head and look under him tremblingly.

One point for both legs.

- There.

There are several sharpened bamboos.

The trap prepared by the village chief for Qiao Xi is now firmly in the most secret part of the village chief's life.

Silly Zhu covered his mouth tremblingly, and his eyes were red.

"Village Chief......

The village chief closed his eyes, and the whole person trembled like chaff, "Help, help me up, slowly." ”

It's okay, it's okay.

He hadn't seen any winds and waves!

Isn't it just a stab! It's okay!!!

He took a deep breath and got up one by one.

"Hey, monkeys, come down when you're done!" Qiao Xi's voice suddenly sounded in the tree above him.

The monkeys responded: "Squeak squeak! ”

The village chief pulled away with difficulty, and said anxiously: "Hurry up and go, don't be found by her......"

"Village chief be careful!"

The village chief was stunned for a moment and looked up.

A dark shadow flew straight down from the tree!

Bang!

The Monkey King sat on the village chief's shoulder!

Put the person back in the seat!

Silly Zhu and the village chief looked at each other.

For three full seconds, no one spoke.

Then the village chief's mouth opened directly into an O-shape.

Eight transpositions flew out of his Heavenly Spirit Gai!

Village Chief: "Ah~~~!!! ”

Silly Zhu: "Ah!!!! ”

Monkey King: "Squeak!!! ”

The second monkey followed!

Bang!

Village Chief: "Oh~~~~!!!! ”

Silly Zhu: "Ah!!!!!! ”

The third one!

The fourth!

The fifth!

"Go away!!" Silly Zhu couldn't hold back any longer, roared, and pulled the village chief in the monkey pile.

"Village Chief! Are you still there? You, you, you, you...... No, are you alright?! ”

When the village chief was pulled out, he was already dying, and his flesh and blood were blurred.

As soon as I looked up, I saw Qiao Xi and Yu Xiannian's two delicate faces coming up with curiosity and gossip.

"Yo, village chief, why are you here?"

"Isn't it for players to come in? You're here too? Come on, why don't you change into a clean pair of pants? Is this red on the back embroidery? Did you intangible cultural heritage contestants just embroider it? Sure enough, it's very creative, it looks like a special shape, it's an embroidered autumn chrysanthemum, right? This question will symbolize your noble character and indisputable nature, high, really high. ”

She snapped and clapped next to his ear.

The village chief just came up in one breath, and he almost didn't carry it.

The whole person twitched in the arms of the stupid pillar, and now he understood everything.

The one on the tree just now, Qiao Xi already knew that he was coming!

She just did it on purpose!

"You guys! I, I'm not done with you......"

He rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Village Chief!!" The stupid pillar ran away with the person and rushed to the hospital.

When the picture appeared in the live broadcast room, the audience was confused.

[What's the situation?] How did one fall? 】

[No, isn't this one the village chief? How is he in the woods, isn't this a violation! 】

[Hey, how about playing so openly? It's time for Kimura to deduct points, right? 】

Village clinic.

As soon as the village chief woke up, he grabbed the stupid pillar's hand.

"You tell Xu Liu...... Let him get on! No matter what the cost, we can afford it! ”

Silly Zhu wiped a handful of tears and nodded immediately!

He knew that Xu Liu had come to the village chief yesterday and intended to cooperate, but was rejected by the village chief with suspicion of purpose.

Now the situation is different.

Ju Ju's revenge, they will revenge!

The other side.

Qiao Xi took the sweet grass root in his mouth and stuffed it into Yu Xiannian's mouth.

The two of them dragged the deer out locally.

The little young master rubbed her shoulder: "Xixi, who will hit next?" ”

Qiao Xi was just about to push people away.

He immediately preemptively struck: "I have intelligence!" ”

Qiao Xi's hand stopped.

"Tell me about it."