"Village chief, let's say a few words." Da Zhuang turned his head and said sympathetically, "There is no space on your face, don't stop yet." ”

The village chief shouted unconvincedly, with an insole print on his face: "The old shrew is waiting!" We've won! Your baby eats all the prey, see what she takes out to compete! ”

Syllable!

The insoles flew in response, and the village chief fell to the ground.

Da Zhuang: "......"

Hey, people, you can't be more stubborn than a cow.

Ahead, Silly Zhu and Shi Xiang appeared first.

The village chief staged a medical miracle, got up with a bone, and was just about to speak, when he heard the big strong grandmother on the other side say coolly: "I still have a pair of spiked shoes, do you want to try it?" ”

Village Chief: "......"

He was a thief and changed to sign language and shouting.

At the same time, Jin Dao took the counting board and directly announced:

"Next, we will reveal the first place in this competition——"

She paused, looked intently, and frowned.

"Who! Say it! The villagers urged.

Director Jin gritted his teeth and confirmed it a few more times, and then he said reluctantly: "The first place is...... Silly Pillar Team! Prey obtained: 556 pounds! ”

"Wow!!"

Kimura collectively cheered!

The village chief stood up in an instant, learned the same posture as the monkey, wore a leaf skirt, and shook his ass in front of the big strong grandmother.

"Lianhuazhi, I'm sorry!" The village chief said, "Your heirloom, return!" I! Hoo! ”

Da Zhuang's grandmother ignored him, but urged Da Zhuang.

"Hurry up, Xi Wazi will definitely not be happy if she loses, let's pick her up."

"Wait!"

Suddenly a shout rang out behind him.

Everyone looked back, and Silly Zhu had just put on his warm fleece pants, and his lips were about to freeze purple, and he was trembling.

The village chief immediately smiled: "Pillar, if you have anything to say, just say it." ”

Be bold and open the mic, the humiliation of the winner to the loser, from now on! He is afraid of being beaten, but the stupid pillar is not afraid!

Silly Zhu gritted his teeth, "I, I ......"

"Say it!" The village chief urged.

Help him scold Qiao Xi twice! His back door still hurts! This damn Qiao Xi!

"I ......," Silly Zhu gritted his teeth, "these prey are not mine. ”

"Yes, yes, yes...... Yes? The village chief was stunned.

Behind him, Qiao Xi and Yu Xiannian came out slowly.

Qiao Xi sat down on Director Jin's chair, Director Jin immediately stepped back and kicked the assistant director, and the assistant director gave up his chair to Yu Xiannian.

Then the two great directors stood aside respectfully.

[No, who remembers what Director Jin's face was when this show started? ] 】

[Director Jin: Don't mention it, I once wanted to be a master, but in the end I was disliked as a grandson]

Qiao Xi beckoned.

The stupid pillar was so red that he moved over after a while.

Qiao Xi looked at him, he looked at Qiao Xi.

"Dumb?" Qiao Xi suddenly reached out and pulled it up behind his back.

Silly Zhu immediately gritted his teeth and said, "I'm stupid...... Voluntarily hand over all the prey to Qiao Xi! ”

The scene was silent for a second.

Jin Dao was the first to react and rushed forward: "Is this true? ”

"What a fart!" The village chief blew up, holding the chrysanthemum and yelling, "Silly Zhu, are you crazy?!" You're sick, you're giving her your prey?! ”

In the next second, Komura also stepped forward.

"I'll turn in my prey, too!"

Otomura followed: "Me! And us! We also turn in our prey! ”

All:???

Village Chiefs: ???!!!

"Are you all crazy!" The village chief was furious, "It must be Qiao Xi who threatened them!" ”

All the contestants shook their heads frantically: "No! We do it voluntarily! ”

Kimura stumbled.

Jin Dao took the opportunity to step forward: "Since everyone has unanimously decided, then our first place will be updated to ......"

"Shut up!" The village chief was furious.

But as soon as he opened his mouth, he was covered by Cheng Xi and Cheng Dong and pulled down.

The ranking was successfully updated, and the barrage laughed like crazy.

Da Zhuang's grandmother was the first to cheer, rushed to the village chief's house, and took the heirloom back.

Everyone gathered at Grandma's house.

Yu Xiao held his face and said, "It's really not easy, it has to be Sister Xi!" Grandma, look at what's damaged about the heirloom! ”

Grandma Da Zhuang nodded and solemnly took out the bag.

Everyone's eyes immediately followed.

Heirloom!

According to Da Zhuang's net worth, how valuable are family heirlooms? Is it jewelry? Utensil? It can't be some beautiful work of art, right?!

"My heart and soul baby......"

Grandma Da Zhuang touched the plastic bag and opened it.

There was silence in the audience.

A few seconds later.

Qiao Xi stretched out his hand, kicked Yu Yannian's heel, and said, "Pinch Cheng Xi." ”

Yu Xiannian stretched out his hand and pinched it.

Cheng Xi: "Ah!! Master! What are you doing? ”

Good guys, it's not a dream???

Qiao Xi turned his head and left.

Grandma Da Zhuang immediately grabbed her, "Don't go!" Eh, Hee Baby! Listen to me......"

"Urinal pot! It's a urinal?! Yu Xiao and the others screamed loudly, almost smashing things on the spot, "Da Zhuang Grandma!" You use the urinal as a family heirloom?! We competed for a long time just to get this! ”

"Oops! My grandmother's ancestors were poor, and this is the only thing left behind by my grandmother, and it is still the only thought that my grandmother left me......"

Grandma Da Zhuang hugged Qiao Xi's hand, "Please have dinner at night!" Eat a big meal! Eat whatever you want! Flowing water banquet, pig killing feast, you choose! ”

Qiao Xi stopped and turned his head.

Although the mouth is not open, the expression has softened.

Da Zhuang: "......"

Qiao Xi chose the pig killing banquet.

The banquet was soon set up, not only on the way to Kimura, but also on the way to Kimura, and everyone could enter the table for free as long as they said a word of gossip about the village chief of Kimura to Grandma Dazhuang.

When the head of Kimura heard the news, Chrysanthemum blew up again on the spot and fainted at home.

Halfway through the banquet, Grandma Da Zhuang mysteriously called Yu Xiannian aside, took out a small bottle from her arms, and stuffed it into Yu Xiannian's hand.

Yu Xiannian: ?

"Take it." Grandma Da Zhuang whispered, "Ancestral recipe." ”

Yu Xiannian squinted: "Expand and talk about it." ”

Grandma Da Zhuang looked him up and down, "You kid, you haven't achieved a positive result with Xi Wazi, have you?" ”

Without waiting for him to answer, Grandma Da Zhuang bumped him with her elbow again: "Grandpa Da Zhuang was a talent, but he chose me among the women in the village, do you know why?" That's what makes a decisive difference! ”

"A drop of the forbidden fruit is stolen! Two drops of mandarin ducks cross their necks! Three drops day and night upside down! Four drops ......"

"Grandma!" Da Zhuang roared beside him: "You don't read more weird books!" Don't take it with you, every year! ”

Grandma Da Zhuang glared at him and patted Yu Yannian on the shoulder.

"Go ahead." She sighed, "It's December. If it's done tonight...... There will be one more Libra child in this world. ”