Chapter 510: Misunderstanding Escalates
"Ouch...... My neck is a little sore. Lin Muxue touched the back of her neck and said quite uncomfortably.
Hearing this, Lu Feng hurriedly said, "Miss Lin, why don't I give you a motorcycle!" ”
Lin Muxue turned her head to look at him, but did not refuse, and then walked straight to the sofa.
"How?"
"Lie down, I'll give you a full body massage!"
"Okay, I'm tired of spinning these days." Lin Muxue said, lying flat on the sofa.
Lu Feng immediately walked over, chose a good position, and began to carry out a one-stop health care for Lin Muxue.
Lin Muxue's whole body relaxed all of a sudden, closed her eyes, and said with enjoyment: "With your skills, you should really open a massage shop." ”
"Now massage parlors are all selling dog meat with sheep's heads." Lu Feng smiled.
"Oh, haven't you been?"
Lu Feng immediately replied righteously: "I haven't been there, but I haven't eaten pork, so I haven't seen a pig run, right?" ”
The corners of Lin Muxue's mouth outlined a meaningful smile: "Then again, a capable person like you, being a masseuse, is indeed a bit condescending." ”
As soon as she finished speaking, she couldn't help but exhale in pain: "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, lighten it!" ”
"Miss Lin, your psoas muscles are strained, and I haven't tried too hard."
"Can I not suffer from lumbar muscle strain, every day I am either in a car or a plane, I feel like I am about to have hemorrhoids." Lin Muxue said bluntly.
"It seems that being a star is also quite tiring." Lu Feng said.
"There's no way, I have to pay a price for eating this bowl of rice, and my life is still a lot better than those 9-to-5 migrant workers." Lin Muxue said.
Lu Feng asked: "I have a hand in treating hemorrhoids, do you want me to show you?" ”
Lin Muxue suspected that he was not drunk, and snorted: "I just said that I was almost done, but I didn't say that I got it!" ”
"Uh...... White was happy. Lu Feng muttered.
Lin Muxue couldn't cry or laugh, and suddenly asked, "Haven't you seen it before?" ”
"I was too timid to take a closer look."
"According to you, now you are bolder?"
"It's a lot bigger!" Lu Feng's strength increased, causing Lin Muxue to frown and shout: "Tap, tap!" ”
"Miss Lin, it seems that your kidneys are not good." Lu Feng said seriously.
"My kidneys are in the ass?"
"Acupuncture points are connected!"
"It's really fake!"
"I'm a doctor, trust my profession!" Lu Feng said with an oath.
"How do you care about it?" Lin Muxue asked.
"This is simple and simple, complex and complex, and the specific situation has to be analyzed on a case-by-case basis." Lu Feng said a word of nonsense.
At this time.
Lin Lan, who had finished taking a bath, came down from upstairs, and when he saw this scene in the living room, he immediately walked back: "Sorry, I'm sorry!" ”
Lin Muxue turned her head: "The two of us didn't do anything, why are you panicking?" ”
Lin Lan paused, and said with an embarrassed face: "I can't disturb such a beautiful scenery." ”
"Don't be poor, Dr. Lu is giving me a massage."
"Sister, you don't have to explain, I'm an adult, I know everything!" Lin Lan hurriedly said.
Listening to the tone of his words, Lin Muxue knew that he had misunderstood.
However, she didn't bother to explain, turned around, and continued to lie down.
Lin Lan was just about to go upstairs, but suddenly turned around: "Sister and brother-in-law, I'll go out to buy a pack of cigarettes, and I'll come back in about three hours, you can do whatever you want." ”
After saying that.
The guy was wearing slippers and ran away.
"This kid is not in shape, it seems that the transformation is not enough." Lin Muxue said.
The closed door opened again.
Lin Lan went and returned, laughing with him, and said, "I forgot to take the car key, the nearest supermarket is more than ten kilometers away from us." ”
He finished his car keys and went out again.
Listening to the footsteps that are gradually moving away, this time it should be far away.
"Miss Lin, your brother won't talk nonsense to your family, right?" Lu Feng asked.
Mention of this.
Lin Muxue was instantly stunned, and woke up like a dream: "If you don't say it, I really didn't think about it, if he told my mother about it, the family would probably be turned upside down." ”
"Then you can't chase him back, your brother is a typical big mouth, and he can't hide secrets." Lu Feng reminded.
Lin Muxue was about to get up, but suddenly stopped: "Forget it, let him go, love to say it or not." ”
"Ah, that's not good, is it?"
"The head of the family is always urging me to get married, and I am worried that I have no excuse, but he can save me a lot of trouble." Lin Muxue said.
"If the media knows about it, the consequences will be very serious!"
"It doesn't matter, the things in the entertainment industry are true or false, there are not 10,000 rumors about me, and there are 9,999." Lin Muxue didn't care.
With her words.
Lu Feng was suddenly relieved.
He was afraid that the city gate would catch fire and that the fish in the pond would be harmed.
After all, this sister is an international diva, and her influence is extraordinary, and her popularity of saving the plane ten times may not be as good as falling in love with her once.
Adhering to the principle that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, he doesn't want to be bullied online......
——
I have to admire Lu Feng's intuition.
After Lin Lan drove out, he didn't look for his former good friend to go chic, but made a phone call to his home.
"Mom, tell you a great happy event!"
"You kid hasn't called me for so long, and you will report the good news when you come up, why do I feel that something is going to happen?" Mother Lin said.
Lin Lan said eloquently: "Mom, now I am different from the past, I have changed my ways, and I am a down-to-earth man who stands up to the sky!" ”
"Tell me, how much money do you want?" Lin Mu asked bluntly.
"I don't want money!"
"How many times a year do you call? Which call wasn't for money? Don't pretend! Let's just say a number. Mother Lin said that she knew her son's character too well.
"My sister is in love!" Lin Lan shouted.
"If you fall in love, you will fall in love, and it's not a ...... Yes! The first half of the sentence was quite calm, and when she came back to her senses, Lin Mu exclaimed: "You tell me again, what's wrong with your sister?" ”
"My sister is in love!" Lin Lan reiterated.
"It's not going to be another CP, right?" Lin Mu asked.
Lin Lan said with great interest: "This time it's absolutely true, I've already met my brother-in-law, a talent, handsome and chic, good-looking, the main thing is that his ability is also quacky, he is definitely the most powerful person I have ever seen in my life!" If I were a woman, I would love to marry him. ”
At this time, Lin Lan suddenly became Lu Feng's fan brother.
The love of worship is like a surging river, endless!
There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while, and Mother Lin asked, "What does a boy do?" ”