Chapter 107: Women Are Tigers

When Xiao Sa finished the show, he introduced everything that should be introduced and then returned to the Daxiong Treasure Palace.

Zhang Huan was still sitting quietly on the futon.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but it's a bit solemn to look at.

"He's held out until now?"

This time is not short, Zhang Huan actually didn't sneak away to do something else, this is not in line with the character design at all.

They were very surprised, and the audience in the live broadcast room was also very surprised.

"Hey, hey, it's time to go back."

Tong went over and patted Zhang Huan on the shoulder, prompting him to come back to his senses.

Seeing that the sun was about to go down outside, he was also taken aback, "Oh, it's all at this time?" ”

The abbot first recited a Buddha name, "Amitabha." ”

Then he sat opposite Zhang Huan and asked with interest, "Master Zhang Huan, what have you enlightened?" ”

Zhang Huan shook his head, "I briefly chatted with the Buddha Master, but I was too stupid to get nothing." ”

Program Group: "......"

Audience: "......"

Have you gained this and put it aside first, what do you mean by talking to the Buddha master?

Have you really seen the Buddha?

People subconsciously rolled their eyes, thinking that he was just blind 78.

But the abbot didn't seem to think so, but seemed to be very interested.

He folded his hands and asked, "Donor, it's inconvenient for you to ask, what did you talk to my Buddha?" ”

Zhang Huan sighed, "I asked the Buddha: Why are there so many regrets in the world?" ”

"The Buddha said: It is to make you feel happy."

Well?

As soon as these came out, everyone was even more confused, and Liu Tianxian couldn't help but ask, "What do you mean?" ”

Zhang Huan then said: "The Buddha said: There are eight sufferings in life. ”

"Birth, old age, sickness, death, unwantedness, resentment, love and parting, five yin flourishes."

"Suffering creates regrets, and without regrets, no matter how much happiness you are given, you can't experience it."

Program Group: "......"

Audience: "......"

Now everyone is a little confused again, although I don't understand the eight hardships of life or anything.

But this seems to make sense.

As a result, people who didn't care about it at the beginning became as curious as the abbot.

Bingbing's eyes widened, "What else?" ”

Zhang Huan paused and spoke again, "I asked the Buddha: Can you make the whole world have no regrets?" ”

"The Buddha said: This is a world of sampa, and sampa itself is a pity."

Everyone has no regrets, but even the Buddha can't do it.

In the live broadcast room, many viewers have already sighed.

At this time, Zhang Huan spoke again.

"I asked the Buddha: How can I stop my mind from being lonely."

"The Buddha said: Every heart is born lonely and incomplete, and it needs to find the other half to be perfect."

"And your heart, like a lotus flower falling down, has been broken into thousands of petals."

Program Group: "......"

Audience: "......"

The corners of the mouths of the three beautiful stars twitched at the same time, and they had an urge to hit someone.

The first sentence is quite good, but how does the latter sentence feel wrong?

This guy is definitely carrying private goods, right?

No, it's not entrainment, it's all private goods.

"Others only need to find their other half to be perfect, and you need to find a thousand, right?"

"This is a blatant and honest excuse for one's own indulgence."

"Buddha: I thank you."

"Zhang Huan, you have it, you don't have to carry this pot Buddha."

The abbot was speechless by him, and recited the Buddha's name again and asked, "But there is more?" ”

Zhang Huan said silently: "I asked the Buddha: Can my heart still be perfected?" ”

"The Buddha said: Most people spend their lives with a broken heart."

"It's just that when you meet the other half who can make it complete, you either miss it by negligence or lose the qualification to have it."

Speaking of this, he looked at Tong Qiqi and Liu Tianxian.

If you want to say this, Zhang Huan has already missed a lot and is not qualified to have a lot more.

Liu Tianxian and Tong trembled in their hearts, they were not calm, and they had mixed feelings in their hearts.

The audience in the live broadcast room was sober in the world, "This is just nonsense, how can it be possible to be so greedy and want everyone." ”

"I don't have to bother the Buddha with this answer, I can answer him."

The audience couldn't help but start sneering, and Zhang Huan looked like he was disappointed.

Then he said, "I asked the Buddha: What should I do?" ”

"The Buddha said: Persistence is like an abyss, and it is a line that gradually leads to death."

"Persistence is like dust, like a vain return in vain."

"It's better to enter my empty door and transcend nirvana."

Zhang Huan stood up as he spoke, while the abbot turned the Buddha beads, looked up at him and asked, "Donor, how do you answer?" ”

Zhang Huan shrugged, "I seem to see me fall into hell." ”

After speaking, he turned around and walked out of the Daxiong Treasure Hall, crossed the threshold and beckoned.

"Goodbye master, next time I have the opportunity to come to the Buddha to confess my sins."

They also said goodbye to the abbot and walked out.

Liu Tianxian said: "I think the Buddha Lord will definitely say, you should not come again." ”

There will definitely not be a Buddha who is talking to Zhang Huan, all the confusion is just nonsense.

Almost all the viewers in the live broadcast room think so.

However, Zhang Huan suddenly paused and grinned: "I want to say that I really want to become a monk, do you believe it or not?" ”

He didn't seem to be joking.

Is it because of yourself?

Liu Tianxian's heart beat a few more times, and he heard Zhang Huan continue: "If it weren't for you, it would be better to become a monk." ”

He's talking about, you.

Liu Tianxian's originally complicated mood suddenly turned into shame, "You better leave home early and become a monk." ”

This guy is not too much to kill.

Zhang Huan laughed, "When I went down the mountain, when I talked about monks, I had another song." ”

After he finished speaking, he hugged the guitar and sang, which made Liu Tianxian, who was obviously very angry, laugh.

The little monk went down the mountain to turn into a fate, and the old monk had an explanation

The woman under the mountain is a tiger, and you must avoid it when you encounter it

Walked through a village and a village, the little monk pondered

Why don't tigers eat people?

This is quite funny lyrics, coupled with Zhang Huan's playful singing.

For a while, the entire live broadcast room was also full of laughter.

"A woman is a tiger? Haha, for monks, that's not wrong. ”

"Look, Zhang Huan inadvertently exposed his true nature again, right?"

"Even if he becomes a monk, even if the master tells him that the woman is a tiger, he will still find it cute."

"It's a shame that the abbot didn't hear it, otherwise he might have to try the kung fu of the Emei faction."

"Don't say it, this song is quite interesting."

The old monk quietly told his apprentice that such a tiger is the most powerful

The little monk was so frightened that he ran away

Master, yes, bad, bad

The tiger has broken into my heart

This is, the little monk moved his heart and began to think about spring.

"Hahaha......"

They couldn't hold back any longer, clutching their stomachs and laughing.

"That's right, that's definitely the case when you become a monk."