Chapter 41: I Thought You Had Mines in Your Crotch

Tang Xiaoxiao took out a prop grenade from the marching backpack and threw it to Chen Hao: "If you can lose 10 meters, I will consider being your girlfriend, and 100 meters, haha, children don't know how thick the sky is high and ......"

I don't know why, with Chen Hao, Tang Xiaoxiao felt that she couldn't stop laughing.

The little ones are so much fun.

Ha ha......

When Tang Xiaoxiao was still laughing, Chen Hao took the grenade, raised his little arm, and seemed to make a throwing motion.

"Whoa, what flew over just now, hula? Where's your grenade? Take it out, and I'll tell you about the details! ”

Chen Hao spoke: "I threw it out, it's a hundred meters away." ”

???

Tang Xiaoxiao was anxious, and immediately came over to grab Chen Hao, and searched up and down: "Are you joking with my sister, where is it hidden, take it out, although it is a prop, it is not good to knock you anywhere, don't hide it in the crotch of your pants." ”

After speaking, she took a dozen times in Chen Hao's small pocket, but there was nothing but that thing.

It's weird.

Chen Hao held back his little face: "Don't touch it, it's really thrown out." ”

"Are you still kidding your sister?"

Tang smiled in disbelief, pulled the little guy's pants, and wanted to take off the grenade.

This thing is still a bit dangerous, children don't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick, and if it hurts the vital point, it will regret it for the rest of their lives.

Chen Hao broke free of Tang Xiaoxiao's hands, pulled his half-stripped pants, and turned around and ran wildly.

The little short legs ran out for more than ten meters, and the crisp children's voice reached Tang Xiaoxiao's ears.

"Why are you still taking off your pants, I said it, it's a hundred meters away, you follow me."

Chen Haonan is not joking, his physical attribute is 4.6, which is already several times that of ordinary people.

Throw a grenade a hundred meters away, what's the problem?

He could have thrown it farther, he just didn't want to exaggerate too much.

But Tang Xiaoxiao felt that it was too exaggerated and didn't believe it at all.

Seeing that the little one had run away, she followed after him.

After running for a distance of more than 100 meters, Chen Hao squatted down, picked up a black thing on the ground, and handed it to Tang Xiaoxiao, who was chasing after him.

"Isn't this a grenade? You're not trying to pay off, are you? ”

Tang Xiaoxiao looked at the grenade stained with dirt in amazement, and his brain couldn't react.

"I don't believe it, this distance is almost 100 meters, how old are you, can you throw it so far?"

"What's strange, you see clearly."

After speaking, I saw Chen Hao pick up his little arm, looking very casual, and he didn't use the strength to eat, so he threw the grenade out.

Hula......

Tang Xiaoxiao heard the whistling sound this time, and then watched in amazement as the grenade slashed through a pitch-black trail and disappeared at an alarming speed.

Her big eyes widened instantly.

Compared to seeing Chen Hao's little guy in the bath, she was stunned.

This is too perverted, right, can you throw it so far?

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Tang Xiaoxiao would have been 100% incredulous.

She rubbed her eyes and looked at Chen Hao's immature little face, everyone was stupid.

In daily training, Qu Bi and Shen Lanni have the greatest strength, that is, fifty or sixty meters, even if the strength of feeding is used, it will definitely not reach 100 meters.

But just now, Chen Hao, a little broken child, didn't see how hard he worked, and the grenade flew a hundred meters away?

If there was a little superman in this world, Tang Xiaoxiao would also believe it at this moment.

After being stupid for more than ten seconds, Miss Tang jumped up and shouted awesome.

"My mom, this is a professional grenade, I've never heard that someone can throw a hundred meters away, what did you eat to grow up, Sanlu milk powder, deformed since childhood?"

"I thought you really had a thunder in your crotch just now, come over with your sister, you throw it again to show your sister, don't worry, I'm not bad, what kind of little eyes do you have."

Tang Xiaoxiao looked at Chen Hao's black and white eyes, and actually revealed the resentment of an adult, which made her cover her mouth and laugh.

"If you lose it, you will lose it, but you can't be relied on when you are my girlfriend."

"Hercules, what do you want your girlfriend to do, you can't do anything, find someone to feed you?" Tang Xiaoxiao thought it was funny.

However, Chen Hao's performance refreshed her cognition, Tang Xiaoxiao felt that she had to ask him what his purpose was, otherwise he broke up that day, and he punched him, who could stand it.

No wonder Shen Lanni's arms were trembling when she was eating, my God, was she really injured by Chen Hao?

Tang Xiaoxiao thought that Shen Lanni had injured herself, but now she has solved the case.

"Girlfriends have a lot of roles, and they don't necessarily have to have children."

Chen Hao solemnly stretched out his little finger, and in front of Tang Xiaoxiao, he broke them one by one: "First, you can warm the quilt, a woman's body is very warm, my mother is, the warm quilt is very fast, second, I can be my life assistant, wash my clothes, make milk powder, take care of my life, third, the most important thing is that I want to put all my energy into training, and when I am tired from training, my girlfriend can help me massage and relax." ”

Tang Xiao was stunned for a moment, and was amused, "Oh, there are a lot of reasons, are you looking for a girl, looking for a mother, looking for a ruthless massage tool?" ”

"Also, do you really want to be a soldier and put all your energy into training? In a month, you have to go back to study, your parents will definitely come to arrest you. ”

Chen Hao sighed: "You are right, there is not much time left for me." ”

"A month, I have to make some achievements, to prove that I am more suitable to be a soldier, rather than go back to study, I heard those teachers say those life experiences, I feel dizzy, this is good, you can squeeze all your physical strength, you young ladies speak well, and take care of me, I like it here."

"Interesting, so interesting, Chen Hao, if I become your girlfriend, will you listen to your cousin or your girlfriend."

"I listen to my mother." Chen Hao's face was serious.

Why do you want to trick me?

Tang Xiaoxiao was amused by success again.

A hundred meters away, sure enough, there was a grenade lying in the dirt.

Tang Xiaoxiao bent down, picked up the grenade, handed it to Chen Hao, who had a cold face, and said with a smile: "You big pervert, throw it to my sister again, I didn't see it clearly just now." ”

Again......

Women's words are not very credible.

"If you want to repay the debt, just say, why do you keep losing it?"

"Oops, do you have any more opinions?" Tang Xiaoxiao touched his little head and said with a smile: "In the past, I was your instructor, and now, as your girlfriend, I ask you to throw it a few more times, because your girlfriend wants to pretend to be forced, I plan to shoot it to shock Ye Cunxin's girls." ”

After speaking, the excited Miss Tang took out her mobile phone from her marching backpack, opened the flip cover, and faced Chen Hao, who had a serious face.

And Chen Hao took small steps, shook the grenade, and said seriously: "Yes, it's okay if you don't pay the bill, I don't really like the girlfriend who pays the bill, if you go back on your word, we will break up today." ”

"Break up? Haha, I'm laughing to death, you're throwing it away, I'm so excited that I'm flying, come, throw it up. ”

Tang Xiaoxiao was swayed back and forth by Chen Hao's laughter, and her rich body was like spring grass with a stroke, and she couldn't stop at all.

The phone is unstable.

With a hula, Chen Hao threw his little arm up.

This time, he increased his strength, intending to completely conquer this Tang beauty, otherwise, he would be entangled with himself for a long time.

Ah......

As the grenade was thrown out, Tang Xiaoxiao screamed in surprise, and he was in a hurry.

She was so excited that her phone fell directly to the ground and nothing was taken.