Chapter 9: The Emperor's New Clothes
Sheng Kou couldn't help but shrink his neck, the last time the evil ghost appeared, there was no such a big yin wind, what level of ghost is this guy?
Before he could open his mouth to ask about the system, a dark shadow appeared beside him.
"Deng Yingxiong, the magistrate of Luoshan County, has seen Shangxian!"
Sheng Kou moved to the side, this guy is too cold!
What kind of funeral goods to sell, find a cold storage to work!
The cold storage boss will definitely provide for it well, what big-breasted sisters, what luxury cars, all burn to you!
This ghost, no business acumen at all!
The black qi on Deng Yingxiong's body receded, and a middle-aged man wearing an official uniform of the Qing Dynasty appeared in front of Sheng Kou.
Now it seems that he really has a bit of a county posture!
I can really pretend, but I've become a ghost, and I still wear official uniforms!
Sheng Kou turned his head to look at the light screen in front of him, and at this time, there was already a barrage of barrages beginning to roll!
", didn't you say that this live broadcast room was blocked? Didn't you say that the live broadcast platform was also blocked? Why is it on the air again? ”
"Lao Tzu knows that those guys will definitely not be able to do anything else except bragging!"
"This face hit, it's so loud!"
"Did you ever work in 180 Network Security Company, come out and explain, didn't you say that you helped the cyber sheriff and defeated the hacker organization that controlled the live broadcast room? It can't be that you knocked out a black Internet café and then ran out to brag about the heat, right? ”
"What 180! People are 180+70! ”
Sheng Kou smiled, it seems that he slapped those people in the face, and there are many people who are as happy as him!
He glanced at the number of people in the live broadcast room!
30,000 people!
In less than a minute, there were more than 30,000 people!
When Sheng Kou sighed in his heart, that number changed again, becoming 60,000!
"Hello everyone, welcome to the live broadcast room of Wanjie with goods! I didn't expect so many good friends to come today! ”
Sheng Kou opened his mouth with a smile!
"Wow! Not only are he handsome, but he also has such a good voice! I can't...... I'll lie down and see! ”
"Anchor, what's your name?"
"Anchor, you can eat with your face, why do you need to rely on bringing goods? Is the soft rice not delicious, or there is no soft rice to eat! ”
"43 years old, divorced with two children, entrepreneur, has 8 buildings, 9 figures per year, phone 183XXXXXXXX."
"Big sister, what X are you! A large string of X, let the anchor how to contact you! ”
"Little fairy, I'm also very handsome, 24-pack abs!"
"Annual income of more than 100 million? What kind of family, they are not willing to burn tens of billions of tickets for you when they go to the grave? ”
Sheng Kou looked at those barrages and sighed in his heart, there are so many talents on the Internet!
"Let me introduce to you today, this is Deng Yingxiong."
"Daxian, I am Deng Yingxiong, the county commander of Luoshan County in the Qing Dynasty."
Sheng Kou rolled his eyes, this guy, if he doesn't take the title, won't he introduce himself?
"Anchor, is this your new actor?"
"Will he become a female ghost?"
"Will he wipe the glass?"
"What glass? Let's twist my hips! Lightsaber transformation is also possible! ”
"You're asking so much! Anchor, I want him to become a female ghost and then wear the emperor's new clothes. ”
A crow flew over Sheng Kou's head, and a few sheep dung eggs were dropped by the way!
The new clothes of the god Nyima Emperor!
This group of LSPs!
"Daxian, the emperor's new clothes can't be worn! Royal supplies, if I wear them, I will be punished by the Nine Clans! ”
Deng Yingxiong was so frightened that he knelt down!
"You've become a ghost, what are you afraid of? Besides, he died early in the morning! ”
"Yes, the Qing Dynasty is dead, I want to wear it! Isn't it just a dragon robe? Who's afraid of whom! ”
Deng Yingxiong stood up directly!
Sheng Kou breathed a sigh of relief, if this guy said who is afraid of who, there will definitely be three words of the old actor scrolling on the screen!
"Ladies and gentlemen, you are here today, and you are going to auction something today...... It's his funerary goods! ”
After Sheng Kou finished speaking, he looked at Deng Yingxiong, meaning to ask him to take out the things.
Live broadcast with goods, it is best to have physical objects, so that everyone in the live broadcast room can see it!
"Yes, it's my funeral goods, a pair of baby play image leg bottles, a pair of colorful peony vases, a three-star olive bottle of Fu Lu Shou, and 6 pieces of ancient jade in the Song Dynasty."
Deng Yingxiong said one, and the smile on Sheng Kou's face was one more point!
These things are worth a lot of money when you hear them!
But when it came to the ancient jade of the Song Dynasty, he suddenly stopped!
"Say, let's introduce!"
"It's gone."
"Gone? How could it be gone! ”
Sheng Kou's voice instantly rose an octave!
He's counting on making a fortune today! Count on being worth millions today!
"Are you really a magistrate? Why are you so poor? ”
"I'm really a magistrate, but a few tomb robbers have patronized my tomb...... These things were placed in the mechanism under my coffin, and they didn't find them. ”
Sheng Kou rolled his eyes!
Is this considered a truncation of his beard?
Better than nothing!
Luckily, the tomb robbers didn't take everything with them, otherwise this guy wouldn't have had any funeral goods to sell!
Selling coffins? Or sell his bones and make a teething stick for cats and dogs!
"If you don't have it, you won't have it, tell the family in the live broadcast room, what do you need to pay!"
After Sheng Kou said this, Deng Yingxiong did not answer immediately, but waved his hand and changed the things he said to the bed, and then he lowered his head and pondered!
Sheng Kou looked up at the barrage.
"The cow is broken, this anchor is too good at living! I went to Baidu just now, and there was really a county magistrate named Deng Yingxiong in Luoshan County before! ”
"I checked it too, and there really is!"
"Do a full set of dramas, the anchor is dedicated, Lao Tzu is a fan of you!"
"It was a demon before, but today it is a ghost of the county order, and it is getting more and more advanced!"
"Anchor, will you help me recruit someone's soul one day! When I was a child, he told me fortunes and said that I grew up digging dung! I want him to see, I didn't dig out a lot of, I'm a doctor in the proctology department now! The kind that is famous! People send nicknames to see hemorrhoids! I want him to see that feudal superstition is not credible! ”
"Dude, you're a big digger, people are really accurate!"
"Hemorrhoids are sorrowful...... I suspect you want to laugh at me and inherit my winter vacation homework! ”
Sheng Kou smiled and shook his head, where did all these living treasures come from!
He bent down and picked up the three-star olive bottle with both hands!
It feels good, warm as jade!
"He hasn't figured out how much he's going to sell it for, so I'll introduce you to this olive bottle first!"
"There is no need to introduce the live broadcast, there is it in the little yellow car, we can see it!"
"Remove the introduction link, let him be a female ghost, wipe the glass for me! I'll brush you with Huazi! ”
"Jump off the train!"
Sheng Kou pretended not to see those barrages, and introduced them to himself!
He didn't understand these things, so he could only tell the information that the system had told him about the bottle.
When he finished introducing the olive bottle and was about to take another porcelain bottle, Deng Yingxiong suddenly opened his mouth.
"Daxian, I've thought about it, I want money. That olive bottle sells for 500,000 dragon coins. ”
Sheng Kou was stunned, this plot is not right!
"You ghost, why do you want money? I don't spend the money below! ”