Chapter 22: I want to make a joke with zombies

Sheng Kou was so frightened that he slammed the door of the room shut!

"System, he's going to gnaw me!"

"Host, he is worried, he can't hurt you, and in his eyes, you are a god-like existence, he just wants to come and say hello to you! The voice he just made was greeting you. ”

"Say hello? I see he wants to stab me to death with his hand! ”

"Host, there are still 40 seconds left before the start of the broadcast, please hurry up and get ready and design the live broadcast image."

"It's still the same as before!"

Sheng Kou cautiously opened the door!

When he opened the door, he saw the zombie!

"Uh-uh-uh......"

"Stand back! Don't lean in! ”

The zombie was obedient and jumped back!

Sheng Kou walked in tremblingly, fortunately, this guy doesn't smell of corpses like in the movie!

This is a polite and hygienic zombie!

"System, this guy, why did you move?"

"Uh-uh-uh......"

The system becomes a translator in seconds.

"He said that there was a gold mine in his house, and many people were blowing up the mountain, and his tomb was blown out of the cracks, and there was water going in, and if he didn't move, he would be soaked!"

The corners of Sheng Kou's mouth twitched.

He said three words! Do you translate such a large list? ”

"There's nothing you can do to make me understand him?"

"Yes!"

As soon as the system finished speaking, Sheng Kou felt that something was suddenly stuffed into his head, and it was very uncomfortable!

"Uh-uh...... Great Immortal, you must help me, my cultivation is not easy, and since I became a zombie, I have never sucked human blood, and I have all relied on absorbing earth qi to cultivate! ”

The sound coming from the zombie's mouth suddenly became something that Sheng Kou could understand.

Sheng Kou's eyes widened!

Before the live broadcast started, he earned it first, at least he could understand the zombies!

If there is a zombie somewhere in the future, he can go over and be a translator or something!

Dressed in black, sunglasses, and dog-licked......

"Host, live streaming starts now!"

Sheng Kou hurriedly took the zombie and stood on the wall inside!

On the wall opposite him, a light screen appeared!

In the lower right corner of the light screen, a split screen appeared, allowing Sheng Kou to see his live broadcast.

"The system, it's done well, I always have a mobile phone in the province!"

As soon as Sheng Kou finished praising the system, people began to enter the live broadcast room!

The barrage is also starting to roll!

"Damn, this live broadcast room hasn't been sealed yet!"

"This live broadcast room really exists, I thought those videos on the Internet were all spoof videos!"

You can't be too doggy: "Anchor, I'm here again!" ”

"You can't be too doggy, give a refill!"

Desert Lonely Smoke: "Anchor, what good things are there to sell tonight?" ”

"Lonely smoke in the desert, give a rocket."

"Is the one standing next to the anchor a zombie?"

"Damn, this special effect makeup is too powerful, isn't it? Those special effects makeup artists in the Dragon Kingdom, if they were all so dedicated to the anchor, the Dragon Kingdom movie would have been saved a long time ago! ”

"You are the strongest in the industry with goods, pull a zombie to chat! Streamer, you're so good at living! ”

"Silly fork, huh? What's the whole job? It's true! This live broadcast room really exists! I didn't read the news on the Internet, the Internet sheriff couldn't do anything about him, and the major Internet companies didn't take him for a job, and their own products were promoted to his live broadcast room! ”

"That's right, the big brother who sent the rocket really paid in the live broadcast room, and the things were in hand immediately, and the sheriff invited him to tea!"

"Don't talk about this, they don't believe it's better, I still want to wait to pick up the leak in this live broadcast room!"

Sheng Kou didn't speak, but just said two words of thanks when the two people gave gifts.

He's going to wait, and when he waits a little more, he will start the introduction......

Sheng Kou waited unhurriedly, but someone was in a mess!

The Dragon Country Cyber Security Center has become a mess!

"Director, that live broadcast room has appeared again!"

"Have you determined the IP address?"

"No, we can't find his IP address at all, it's as if he doesn't exist on the network!"

"Use the Galaxy Supercomputer, you must find him!"

"Director, do you really want to activate the galaxy?"

"Nonsense! The above gave a death order, if I don't find out this live broadcast room within a week, and if I don't find out this anchor, I will take the blame and resign! If I lose my position, don't think about it! ”

"I ...... I'll be there right away! ”

In the major Internet companies in the Dragon Country, it has also become a pot of porridge!

The boss is on fire, and so is the management below!

"If you can't do it, if you can't do it, you can resign!"

"Can it be done? Day by day, I feel like a tech gurus, what's wrong with me now? I can't find the IP address of a live broadcast room! ”

Those technicians had black faces, their hands were constantly tapping on the keyboard, and they kept scolding the supervisor and the boss above in their hearts!

The big guys in the cyber security center can't do anything, what can they do?

Let them sit in front of the computer and work, why not ask for a god statue and let them burn incense and make wishes!

The major media were also busy, like a shark smelling blood, and got into Sheng Kou's live broadcast room!

Some self-media people have also downloaded the Wanjie Live APP!

In less than 3 minutes after the broadcast, the number of people in the live broadcast room exceeded 100,000!

The barrage is rolling, Sheng Kou can't see clearly!

"Don't talk about more, don't talk about idleness! Tell you about today's sellers! Green-haired zombies! ”

Sheng Kou didn't say his name, he was afraid that others would find Chu Tianxiong based on this name!

He also has a task for Chu Tianxiong to move!

If anyone wants to find him, they are likely to find him through Chu Tianxiong's cemetery!

He can't be exposed!

The Park group now wants to kill him, just like killing an ant, he doesn't want to die.

"This is a real zombie! Come buddy, give them a hard one, bared their teeth. ”

Chu Tianxiong was in his heart: "You don't shake when I do?" If I can't beat you, I'll suck you dry and make you into a specimen! Hang it in my tomb as an ornament! ”

"Roaring ......"

Chu Tianxiong opened his mouth and roared!

"Guys, real zombies! Today you are here, you can blow it with your friends for a while! ”

Suddenly, a golden barrage flashed in the middle of the light screen.

Desert Lonely Smoke: "Anchor, are you selling zombies?" ”

Treasure Pavilion Lao Chen: "Anchor, how much is this green-haired zombie?" If the price is right, I would like to collect it. ”

Director of the Millennium Pavilion: "Anchor, I'll give 20 million, how about selling this zombie to me?" ”

Super Internet celebrity: "Anchor, this zombie can't be sold, you give me your contact information, I'll take my team to find you, let's make jokes with this zombie together, it will definitely be popular!" ”

Ordinary barrages are all from the bottom up, scrolling too fast, Sheng Kou can't see clearly!

These strips floated from right to left, and the colors were still golden!

The system explained to him that the golden barrage was 100 pieces a piece.

Sheng Kou smiled, this can be had, and in the future, there will be more people in his live broadcast room, and his fame will be greater, just these people will make a lot of money just by sending a golden barrage.

Never be angry with you Brother Tao: "Anchor, I look at zombies, a bit like my grandfather, give me your address, and I will take my grandfather to recognize my relatives." ”

Sheng Kou couldn't help but roll his eyes when he saw this golden barrage.

"Tell you about today's three products......"

Halfway through Sheng Kou's words, he suddenly remembered the price of the commodity!

These three items need to be sold more to make money!

It should cost a lot to move this zombie.

Sheng Kou hurriedly communicated with his consciousness and system!

"System, how much do you price?"