Chapter 251: Let's start with a cross talk
Zhang Huan is going to start a live broadcast, and everyone is looking forward to it.
Not only is this a sign that he is about to start fighting back, but there is a precedent for such a before.
For this reason, many netizens are afraid that those few people will not know, so they will convey the news.
Before the live broadcast time arrived, related topics had already appeared on the hot search.
Not only netizens, but countless media are waiting for it, and they are all ready to meet the big news that he may make.
"I'd like to see what else he can make."
Those people already thought that the advantage was me, but they still wanted to see Zhang Huan struggling.
Therefore, it is also quietly prepared in advance.
As soon as Zhang Huan started broadcasting, he entered the live broadcast room.
"Hello everyone, I'm Zhang Huan, welcome to my live broadcast room."
Zhang Huan waved and said hello, and the popularity of the live broadcast room had already reached the first place on the whole network.
Using his traffic to do live broadcasts is a dimensionality reduction blow to all Internet celebrities, and there is a suspicion of bullying people when making comparisons.
He doesn't sell goods or do any promotion when he does live broadcasts, so he doesn't talk nonsense and gets straight to the point.
"I said when I made the announcement that today's live broadcast is to talk to you about moral issues such as vulgarity and obscenity, elegance, etc."
"So, what is elegant, and what is vulgar and obscene?"
In the original time and space, when Lao Guo said that cross talk was still very hard, there was a very classic joke called "You Want to Be Elegant".
Zhang Huan took it over and told netizens a paragraph in the live broadcast room.
"The literary world says that people are vulgar and obscene, but they are pretending to be confused."
"The Taishan Beidou in the literary world said that people are vulgar and obscene, that is the east wind breaking me, I am more broken than the east wind."
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Cross talk is a kind of quyi, and it is also within the category of art.
So Zhang Huan casually added a few skill points to light up this skill.
Although it is also a professional entry level, it is enough to adapt a joke to amuse the audience.
In the live broadcast room, everyone was laughing.
"Damn, I didn't expect Zhang Huan to have the talent to talk show."
"That's right, those guys are just envious, jealous and hateful, that's right."
"Hahaha, Zhang Huan means that those who say that others are vulgar and obscene, they are more vulgar and obscene than anyone else, right?"
"I originally thought that Zhang Huan would report something this time when he started the live broadcast, but I didn't expect him to talk about cross talk."
"I like it, please continue."
Zhang Huan really didn't stop, because this was just the beginning.
He hadn't even really started scolding, so how could he just stop.
Let's not talk about the others, this cross talk is indeed quite classic, and he feels that the more he talks, the more energetic he becomes.
"Those so-called elegant people, I can smell scum when they spray perfume."
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"Elegance is not pretending, grandson is pretending."
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"I have been lying on the beach for two and a half years, and today the waves hit me and turned over."
"Yo ho, this is a bastard."
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In the live broadcast room, the screen is full of barrages of "hahaha" and "2333".
The audience laughed from beginning to end, almost forgetting why Zhang Huan started the live broadcast and why everyone came to watch the live broadcast.
The few people who quietly peeped at the screen couldn't hold back, after all, they were the ones who scolded.
They also sent barrages to scold back, questioning Zhang Huan's words.
But unfortunately, there are so many barrages that few people can see them and they are drowned.
There is no way, and I can only comfort myself.
"Don't be angry, everyone, we should be happy at this time."
"This shows that he can only take advantage of his tongue, and he can't make any waves at all."
"If you can turn over after a curse addiction, then can it be his turn?"
"If everyone is not satisfied with this, then just try to get him harder."
Although I can't scold you, I can't even scold you.
But what I have is a way to clean you up.
At this time, these people still have this mentality.
was annoyed and angry again, which made them even more ruthless, and they were already dissatisfied if they had made up their minds not to kill Zhang Huan completely.
At this time, Zhang Huan brought the cross talk to the end.
"Ladies and gentlemen, do you think I'm telling a joke?"
"Wrong."
"The jokes are all made up, and what I said is the truth."
"What is it that people like to talk about morality the most?"
"The answer is people who have moral problems themselves."
"They're vulgar enough to know these things too well, so they can attack others at their fingertips."
Everyone was out of breath laughing, and it felt like their abs were laughing out.
Finally, ushered in the main event.
Everyone knows very well that Zhang Huan has never been a targetless person.
If he said this, those people who seemed to be sanctimonious were afraid that there was really something wrong.
The audience pricked up their ears, and the media reporters couldn't contain the excitement in their hearts.
I heard Zhang Huan directly start naming names, "Don't doubt it, I'm talking about a few of them." ”
"Why do I dare to say that?"
"That's because of course I've got the evidence, and it's a very powerful recording."
"As for how exciting it is, you can listen to it."
Like all the previous evidence, this recording was, of course, exchanged by Zhang Huan from the system with popularity points.
The content of the recording, he, Qi Chen, and Yang Koi have already listened to it once.
Directly heard the two beauties red-faced and red-eared, and spat several times.
So much so that it is inconvenient to describe it in too much detail, because it already belongs to the category of serious pornography.
Even in the field of color, it belongs to the kind of heavy taste.
Originally, there was a "tight master" in time and space, and if you refer to it as such, Zhang Huan feels that he can call this "water master".
"Can you hear which one this water master's voice is?"
"What do you think of such a recording?"
Appraise?
At this time, the audience couldn't care about this, and they were all excited to take off.
This is so exciting, these old guys are not young and still spend so much?
"I didn't hear it clearly, so let's put it again."
"It's not that you didn't hear clearly, you just want to hear it again, right?"
"Nima has to lose the key words to be silenced, otherwise the live broadcast room will be completely blocked."
"Even though it's muffled, I understand all the words."
"I also fully understand that these words appear so often that too much muffling sounds harsh."
Whenever there is a "door" incident, the first thing people think about is, of course, that they have enjoyed it.
As for the merits, of course, I will read it first and then talk about it.
I haven't seen it, and I don't know what the specific situation is, so how do you evaluate it?
In the live broadcast room, the audience was full of interest, and asked Zhang Huan to replay and upload the original.
Only one of those few was pale, and his whole body was already trembling.
His voice can be heard by the audience, let alone himself.