[Oops, hey: Boom, I encountered a neuropathy at work, begging for comfort/Poor Baba]

[Oops: I'm so miserable, my newly bought phone has fallen, and there seems to be a small crack in the screen, so sad/crying]

[Hey, hey: Woo woo, when I look at the photo, it affects the beauty too much, it's not perfect, my heart hurts/I cover my chest]

[Hey, hey: Why don't you ignore me. 】

[Oops, hey: Don't you love me, huh/cry/cry]

In just half a minute, the mobile phone in Hisoka's pocket 'buzzed' and vibrated non-stop, and there was a tendency for him to keep ringing without looking.

He just paid some attention to the white photos on the screen of the examiner on the tree just now, and he was stunned for a moment and didn't check the phone in time.

Uh-huh, who the hell sent him a message at this time?

Xiao Yi is still the funny little apple......

Hisoka raised an eyebrow and took out his phone to open it, and found that it was indeed the little apple he had encountered in the website he had registered for when he was bored.

That's right, now Xiao Yi should be roasting pigs, and there is nothing special that he won't send him so many messages, so he doesn't want to ask him how to roast pigs.

The Hunter Test was so boring, Sisoka thought to himself, clicking on the few unread messages.

If he hadn't finally found an online dating site for entertainment, he would have been even more bored. So for the little apple girlfriend, he is still very spoiled. So he immediately replied:

[Magician: What's the matter, do you want my photos to comfort and comfort you?? 】

At this time, Aithea, who was holding her mobile phone in the treetops, suddenly coughed a little embarrassed the moment she saw the news.

Her cheap partner is really too direct, too honest on the road, and she is a little embarrassed.

I saw her type again: [Hey, hey: Hmph, I can't look at the photos this time, you haven't replied to me for so long!] 】

The corners of Hisoka's mouth twitched slightly, obviously only for a minute...... Little Apple is really getting more and more greedy~

So his long, white fingers typed quickly on the keyboard:

[Magician: Hmm, it's my fault~ Don't be sad, dear~ Why did the phone fall, did it accidentally fall? 】

When Hisoka finished sending the message, his slender eyes lifted slightly, and he saw that the little apple examiner in the treetop was also typing, but he didn't pay much attention to it.

The next moment, his phone vibrated again.

[Hey, hey, hey, I was beaten by the neurotic who bullied me, so I accidentally fell _(:З"∠)_]

Someone's eyes narrowed slightly after reading the message, and he typed again:

[Magician: That neurotic is too much, dear, you can call back~]

[Oops, hey, hey:?? 】

[Hey, hey: Honey, you're so violent~ How can people beat people! ] That's not right! 】

Cecil:......

[Magician: Then you can reason with him and make him apologize~]

[Hey, hey: No, no, no, that neuropathy is really too perverted, so I don't want to reason with the neuropath! 】

Cecil:......

Hisoka's expression suddenly showed a rather interested expression.

[Magician: Uh-huh...... What's that neuropathy? It makes you so scared little baby~]

Aithea on the other end was immediately excited when she saw this reply, and she crackled and typed it again.

[Oops: That pervert likes to hit people, teachers, classmates, and children for no reason! It's really scary!! 】

[Magician: Hmm, that's really not a good temper~~]

[Oops: And it's not enough for him to hit children, he also likes to take selfies!!] 】

Cecil:......??

Hisoka's expression stiffened slightly, and for some reason there was a subtle sense of familiarity.

[Magician: What's wrong with taking a selfie, is it perverted-_-?] 】

[Oops: Of course!] Oh, no, I didn't mean your dear~ You are the most beautiful and dazzling existence in the selfie~/Sorry/Love/Love]

Althea endured the discomfort in her stomach and typed again:

[Hey, hey: I mean the other party's way of taking selfies is too perverted, he actually beat his classmates and children halfway through, bullied the children who were beaten, threatened the other party to help him take selfies, and took fruit photos! ] You say, is he not in a perverted state?!! 】

Cecil:......

He doesn't seem to have taken any fruit photos...... Wait, why did he substitute for himself......

Hisoka's fingers stiffened as he was about to type, and after a while, he finally typed the words 'indeed perverted' into the chat box, and then deleted it the next second.

He subconsciously raised his eyes and looked at the tree again, and the examiner Xiao Apple, who was also holding his mobile phone and sending a message, his eyes narrowed slightly. I saw that the cold white slender finger swiped on the user's 'oops' avatar and clicked on the personal information.

[Name: Hidden (to be opened and viewed after the VIP member goes online)

Nickname: Oops

Gender: Female

Age: 28

Height: 169cm

Race: Human

Sexual orientation: Opposite sex

Profession: Free

Hobbies: Lying flat, playing games, handsome guys

Specialty: The quality of sleep is very good, and the boss will not be found out when he goes to work.

If Althea could see the interface of his mobile phone at this time, she would be surprised, it turned out that the other party said that the so-called super member can see all her personal information, which was a lie to her.

Because if you want to see the hidden name, you need to open a more advanced VIP membership, but it hasn't been launched yet. After all, leeks need to be cut wave after wave to be sustainable.

Ahem, the topic is far away, if Mi Jizhen has opened a VIP membership now, Hisoka only needs to be a distinguished member to be able to see her name, and then her vest may be unilaterally in jeopardy.

Height 169cm......

At this time, in terms of personal information, the only thing that is linked to the appearance is the height information.

Hisoka once again turned his attention to the little apple in the tree, and although the other party was squatting on one knee in the treetops at this time, it looked as if it was about this height.

It's a pity...... There is no other information to verify. Verify that the neuropathy in the other party's mouth is him...... No, forget it.

Hisoka looked at his phone wistfully.

[Hey, hey: Honey, what about you, why don't you talk again?? 】

[Magician: No, I'm just thinking about ......]

[Hey, hey: What are you thinking?] 】

[Magician: I'm wondering if it's possible for us to know each other in reality~]

How can it be?!!

On the other side, when Aithea saw this message, she was stunned for a moment, not understanding where the other party's love brain idea came from.

There are billions of people in the world, and only how many people play this love site, and then they can match this unique object, and the probability is infinitely close to zero. Only those who believe that fate is destined will have such a romantic but unrealistic idea.

But Althea could think so, but she couldn't splash cold water on her cheap partner, so she replied with a sore tooth:

[Oops: Wow, baby, you're so romantic~~/Love]

Cecil:......

The corners of Hisoka's mouth twitched slightly, and just when his mood was very complicated and delicate, the tip of his nose moved slightly, and there seemed to be a smell of burnt paste in the distance.

Oh no, his whole roasted pig looks burnt.

Realizing what had happened, Hisoka looked at the fat pig again, and the burning wood was extinguished as soon as he shook the playing cards in his hand.

Suddenly, the mobile phone in his hand vibrated again, and just when he thought it was the news of the girlfriend of the little apple again, he found that this time it was Yi'er fan.

[Ilfan: Hisoka, why are you so slow, the time is coming soon.] 】

[Hisoka: Got it, come here.] I accidentally scorched the pig, so I should be fine- -|||】

【Ilfan: ......】

[Hisoka: I forgot to talk to people - -|||. 】

Hisoka twisted his waist in frustration, and after switching the chat interface to reply to Apple's girlfriend for the last message, he carried the charred pig away.

[Magician: Hmm, let's not talk about it, I'm going to participate in the next magic test, don't think too much about me~/Heart-to-heart]

The next moment, Aithea also turned off her phone and left.

……

"Hisoka, who are you talking to?"

In the examination room of the second test, when someone came over with the scorched high-nosed mad pig, the examiner Bu Ha Thorn had already begun to taste the roasted whole pig made by the candidates.

"Uh-huh, my little girlfriend~"

Ilmi: ??

"What's wrong, Xiaoyi?" Hisoka squinted and said, "I recently found a very interesting dating website, would you like to try it too?" ”

"No, you might as well worry about worrying about your test." Ilmi turned his head, pretending not to know the man.

"It's really ruthless~" Hisoka suddenly thought of something, and asked casually pretending to be inadvertent, "Oh yes, do you recognize the examiner who has been following me just now?" ”

Ilmi was stunned for a moment, and looked at Hisoka's gesture quietly. The next moment, a subtle trace of doubt flashed in his eyes.

"What, do you feel familiar?"

"No, I don't know."

On a tree more than ten meters away, Althea suddenly felt a gaze looking in her direction.

It was a man about the same height as forty-four, and his face was ugly with nails stuck in it, so ugly that she didn't want to look at it again. It's just that what makes her care very, very much is that the nail on the other party's face is very familiar, isn't it the one that was nailed to the back of her head that night?!

Athea's heart suddenly chuckled, and she quickly raised her hand and pushed the big black sunglasses on her face.

"What's wrong, Althea?" Matos, who was beside him, asked strangely.

"Nothing." Althea pushed the sunglasses on her face again, took out her phone, clicked on the address book, and swiped someone's name.

[Hey, hey: Mi Ji Mi Ji, did your eldest brother participate in this hunter test??!! 】