Chapter 111: Don't fart while sitting in a chair
Jingling! Bang! Bang!
Sheng Kou was tied to the chair with an iron chain, and as soon as he used his skill, a stream of qi came out from under his body, and when the qi left his body, there was no movement.
But his ass and chair were tightly combined...... That's why it sounded.
Sheng Kou was directly stunned, and the black-clothed people and Mr. Zhuge around him were also stunned.
They subconsciously stepped back.
There were also three men in black who took out their guns and aimed them directly at Sheng Kou.
"Don't move!"
"Something hidden!"
Sheng Kou is called a depressed, how can he answer this question?
Just say how many farts are hidden?
It's also too embarrassing......
"Don't move, you've got something hidden on you!"
The three people with guns, under the instructions of Mr. Zhuge , leaned up.
Sheng Kou was extremely nervous.
If these three guys come up, they will definitely be hit first, and they will fall into a fantasy world.
After they fall into a hallucination, will they shoot?
The muzzle of the gun is now pointed at him, and if the other party shoots, then he will not live.
Sheng Kou struggled hard, the wrist-thick iron chain was not something he could break away from now.
Then Sheng Kou looked at the three guys with guns, and as soon as his mind moved, he wanted to take the guns in their hands into the system space.
It turned out to be a failure.
"Host, what is in the hands of others, you can't receive the system space."
The prompt of the system made Sheng Kou very dissatisfied, he thought that he just had a life and couldn't accept it, but he didn't expect there to be such a limitation.
If the pistol can't be taken away, then the iron chain on his body can be put away after all, right?
Sheng Kou didn't dare to try, if the chain was gone, the three guys would definitely shoot.
The poison gas he released with his skill takes time to kick in.
However, Sheng Kou thought of a good solution, and he directly put the concrete floor under the chair and the soil below into the system space.
A hole 3 meters deep and one meter in diameter suddenly appeared.
Sheng Kou fell down with a chair.
With a bang, Sheng Kou fell to the bottom of the pit.
He didn't hesitate at all, and directly took the iron chain on his body and the chair under his body into the system space together.
This success, Sheng Kou was overjoyed.
He dug a hole directly on the right side and hid in it.
As soon as he entered, the three gunmen above shot into the hole.
Bang bang bang......
Bullets hit the bottom of the hole, and dirt splattered.
Sheng Kou hid in the horizontal hole next to him and let out a long sigh of relief.
It's a good thing his head turns fast, otherwise he would have been beaten into a sieve.
"Uncle, you want to kill me, Lao Tzu let you know today that Lord Ma has a few eyes."
After Sheng Kou said this, he used the stinky fart skill again.
This time, there was no chair to block it, and the release went smoothly, and there was no movement.
But Sheng Kou could still feel it, after all, the gas was released from some organ in his body.
That's a little cool......
A large amount of colorless and odorless gas gushed out of the hole.
Those who were standing at the entrance of the cave and watching down felt a strong air current, blowing up from below.
Mr. Zhuge was talking with his mouth open, but his mouth was directly filled with this wind.
If he knew what was going on with the wind, he would probably be guilty of fart stress disorder.
It is estimated that he will never be able to hear fart in his life.
"There's a wind blowing up! Mr. Zhuge , there must be another exit from this cave. ”
"How can there be an authentic here? Why was he sitting right on top of the tunnel? Who put the chairs? Who chose this location! Stand up for me! ”
Mr. Zhuge shouted murderously, and at the same time turned his head to look at the black-clothed people one by one.
As a result, those men in black, very tacitly, collectively took a step back.
"Mr. Zhuge is the warehouse you chose, and the chairs are also placed by you."
Mr. Zhuge frowned, is that him?
He thought about it for a moment and realized that it seemed to be really him.
"It must have been his accomplices who dug this tunnel, and you must have been followed when you came! He was strapped to a chair, and if no one helped him, he should have stayed at the bottom of the cave. ”
Those men in black began to curse their mothers in their hearts.
Just can't rely on them, which means they are being followed?
Do you have to find them to carry this pot?
If I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have killed you and buried you in this hole.
"You two, jump down!"
"Hurry up."
Mr. Zhuge pointed to the two black-clothed men on his left, and gave an order impatiently.
"Mr. Zhuge , we should go outside to chase after him, if his accomplices follow, even if he is good at digging holes, he won't dig for long......"
"Mr. Zhuge , this secret passage should have existed in the first place, it will only take us to arrest him, it will not take 5 minutes, even if his companion wants to dig a secret passage to save people, he can only dig a hole half a meter deep, right?"
"I'll let you two go down, what so much nonsense!"
Mr. Zhuge narrowed his eyes.
The two men in black scolded their mothers in their hearts, and walked to the hole with great reluctance.
The wind from the entrance of the cave was getting stronger and stronger, and the two of them stuck their heads out to see what was going on, but they couldn't open their eyes at all.
"Mr. Zhuge , this wind is wrong, such a strong wind, as if there is a blower below. That's not right. ”
Is there a blower underneath? No...... But there's a full-fledged ass.
"Mr. Zhuge , I think we should go outside to search, the exit must be outside."
"You two go down, the others go ......"
Halfway through Mr. Zhuge finished speaking, he felt a little dizzy, and his body began to shake, and then he looked at the black-clothed people around him, and his body shook more than him.
"Something is wrong, there is an anesthetic in this gas."
Mr. Zhuge shouted, and then stepped back.
It's just that he found out too late, and as his shouting ended, the men in black fell to the ground one after another.
He withdrew a few meters by himself, and fell to the ground, and then he saw a mountain of gold appear in front of him.
"Gold...... So much gold, Lao Tzu sent it! ”
"Beauty, I'm here."
"Little girl, you're so good-looking!"
"With so much money, I'm rich!"
Mr. Zhuge and the men in black were lying on the ground, with a smile on their faces and shouting loudly.
Listen to what they shout, and you know what they see in the illusion.
Hearing the movement above, Sheng Kou stopped his skill and listened to it for a while before he breathed a sigh of relief.
He plugged the hole in the ground and climbed up.
When he came up, he looked at the guys on the ground who were dreaming sweetly and smiled disdainfully.
"When Lao Tzu is the same Sheng Kou as before, you can play as much as you want? Dream on! ”
"Don't move! Hands up, I'm the sheriff. ”
With an angry shout, Sheng Kou shrank his neck violently in fright, and then raised his hand.
Sheng Kou's brows furrowed, who called the police? How did the sheriff come so fast?