Sheng Kou sat up with a swish.

"Pen Fairy? Bringing goods to the pen fairy? What to buy? Buy a pen? ”

The system didn't answer, and Sheng Kou didn't ask any more.

He hurriedly got dressed and got out of bed, went to the bathroom to put water in it, washed his face indiscriminately, and began to get busy.

He put all the representative things in the room on the bed and covered them with a quilt.

When he was done, he put two chairs in front of the curtains.

"There are still three minutes until the live broadcast, please get ready."

Sheng Kou sat down in his chair, took out his cigarette, lit one and smoked.

"System, what is there to sell for this immortal?"

To put it bluntly, the pen fairy is also a ghost, and uses a unique ritual to summon the ghost.

A few people hold a pen, invite the pen fairy, and ask some questions, and the pen will write the answer on the paper.

For a while, it was quite popular.

But there are not many people who really invite pen fairies, and some of them are invited, and later they were also scared crazy, or died in an accident.

Searching for pen fairies on the Internet, you can find a lot of information, and there are many people who claim to have invited pen fairies, which is mysterious, and it really looks like that.

"System, isn't this immortal going to sell news? Answering other people's questions? ”

"Or is it going to sell the opportunity to be invited?"

"Sell the opportunity to be invited. Only one question can be asked at each opportunity. ”

Sheng Kou really guessed correctly.

"System, what does the pen fairy ask to pay with?"

"Wait a minute, ask yourself."

Sheng Kou rolled his eyes, everything he sold was said, what else could not be said about the payment method?

Anyway, it's going to be broadcast live later, Lao Tzu asked himself.

Sheng Kou finished his cigarette and threw the cigarette butt into the trash, and the live broadcast began to count down.

“3…… 2…… 1…… The live stream is on. ”

The light screen appeared on the wall opposite Sheng Kou, and at the same time, a cloud of black gas appeared to his right, suspended in the air.

"Little Erbi, I've seen Shangxian."

Sheng Kou looked at the black qi and listened to its name, and was directly stunned.

Two strokes?

The name...... How much does 2B pencil factory give you?

Sheng Kou nodded at him, and then looked at the light screen in front of him.

As soon as the live broadcast began, 300,000 people poured into the live broadcast room!

If this is on another platform, he is definitely a brother, a brother on the whole network!

"Hello everyone, welcome to my live broadcast room, thank you for your support."

Sheng Kou smiled and hugged his fists, and then the gift effects began to scroll on the light screen.

"Thank you to Lonely Mountain, give away carnival*10."

"Thank you for the wallgrass, and give you a little heart*188."

"Thank you ......"

Sheng Kou smiled, he had earned sixty or seventy thousand gift money at the beginning.

"Thank you, big brothers and sisters, you are so polite, I have to write a poem for this situation."

"My brother just started broadcasting today, and he didn't say anything polite, he gave a wave of gifts first, and you rubbed the money every day."

"Let's get down to business, everyone should know who to bring the goods to today, right?"

"This black ball next to me is the pen fairy."

Sheng Kou was embarrassed to introduce this guy's name, if he finished the introduction, this guy's surname would be too much.

Too two!

"You know, we see the promotion and come in!"

"The anchor is still so handsome today! It's like being hugged and lifted high by you! ”

"Nymphomaniac, you want to go!"

"Anchor, I want to buy evil ghost beads, when will I sell evil ghost beads?"

"Anchor, when will you come again? I want to buy that marriage charm. ”

"What the pen fairy sells today, can you prostitute it for nothing?"

Guo Chuang: "Anchor, borrow your treasure, I want to confess to my girlfriend." ”

Know how to understand: "Watch the film + VX......"

Changshan Liquor: "Anchor, our winery wants to find you to bring goods, give me a contact information." ”

"I want to get married here, I have a car and a house, my parents are dead, I am 1.8 meters tall, and I have a seven-figure deposit ......"

Sheng Kou rolled his eyes, what did these guys think of him as a place.

Fortunately, the system immediately kicked out those who advertised and sent spam messages.

"Family, to be honest, I don't know now how to pay for what the pen fairy wants to sell this time, I'll ask it now."

"Shangxian, the person who buys the opportunity to summon me needs to voluntarily sacrifice 3 days of life."

Sheng Kou's brows furrowed, three days to live?

That's not a low price...... Will anyone buy it?

Sheng Kou glanced at the barrage on the light screen, and his worries disappeared immediately.

"Three days to live? There's a free prostitute, I like it! ”

"Anchor, let it raise the price, three days is too little, 30 days, right?"

"Three days of life can summon a pen fairy? Really? I'm so poor, it doesn't matter if I'm three days less. ”

"Hurry up and get on the little yellow car, I'll buy it now, I'll have it all."

"I'm going to get rich, I summoned the pen fairy and asked him to write down the lottery numbers for the next two-color ball for me, and I will be a millionaire."

"Fool, if you have a number, you still have to buy a bet? I just took all the money out to buy lottery tickets and empty the prize pool! ”

"It's narrow, it's small! I asked it to draw me the manufacturing drawings of the lithography machine and write the manufacturing process for me. When the time comes, I will be handed over to the state, and I will be able to upgrade my capital. ”

"Let it write me a practice for cultivating immortals, and I will ascend to heaven."

"Don't dream, if it can make you cultivate immortals, it will still be used as a pen immortal? But it can really get you to heaven. ”

Guo Chuang: "I want to confess, I like Han Xinyu, Xiao Yuyu, I love you!" We didn't know each other in the first year of high school, and in the second year of high school, you were my tablemate, and I liked you at that time. I want to say to you, I'm still serious, as always. The first junior high school I spent with you, the first meal I ate, I was very happy. I regret that I was too ignorant at the time, and I took you to play cards and touch food, so I should go home hand in hand and learn physiological knowledge. I want to accompany you every day in the future, I want to hold your hand, go to the park together, I want to hug you to sleep, I want to hug you when I am sad, I hope we are all in each other's plans. ”

Sheng Kou saw the confessed buddy and posted such a long paragraph, and he was directly crying and laughing.

Is this a show of affection?

"Dude, I don't sell dog food here, please respect yourself, if you love her, just go and call, you can't afford the phone bill, what girl are you chasing?"

"Okay, let's get down to business, since everyone wants to buy it, then I'll put the little yellow car on the shelves. How many copies are you going to sell? ”

"30 copies, each one can only summon me once and ask me a question. This problem can only happen in the past, not in the future. ”

Sheng Kou nodded, this immortal should have been asked for a lottery number, and there is a shadow.

"Any other requirements?"

"Yes! Don't ask me for lottery numbers, don't ask me to write about the manufacturing process of something, don't ask me to draw any pictures, and don't ask me for any exercise cheats! ”

"A few decades ago, the success rate of summoning pen fairies was still very high, but then there were lottery tickets, lithography machines, and some advanced science and technology...... The style of painting has changed! I was called thousands of times, 247 of them, and asked me for the winning numbers of the lottery. 457 times asked me about the manufacturing process of lithography machines, 328 times asked me to draw drawings for the manufacture of aircraft carriers, and 381 times asked me to draw drawings for the manufacture of stealth fighters...... Am I really enough, do I not want to lose face? If you want to buy, ask some reliable questions, don't ask blindly. ”

In the voice of the pen fairy, there was some helplessness and some anger.

Perhaps it is precisely because of this that it is becoming more and more difficult to summon the pen fairy now, and the success rate is getting lower and lower.

They are also afraid, if they are recruited and can't answer the question, they won't be able to reap the benefits, and they will run for nothing.

"Everybody's heard, right? Ask some solid questions. ”

"Don't say more, don't nag if you're idle, put 10 copies on the shelves first, and it's time to fight for speed!"