Chapter 178: Eating poop upside down
"Shangxian, I want to ...... Ask for incense. ”
Sheng Kou's brows furrowed, incense? Is he a no-holder? No offspring?
"Are you a desperate household?"
"Shangxian, I have no descendants...... That's why no one cooks anything for me on weekdays......"
"Burn something? Isn't that just paper and penny? ”
"Shangxian, not only these things, but also set up a tablet for me, worship me for three years, and burn paper money and incense for me on the fifteenth day of the first month. When I reach the end of my lunar life, I have to find a Taoist priest to do a supernatural ritual for me, three times in three years. ”
Sheng Kou frowned, this guy is a bit demanding.
The transcendent ritual of the Eight Classics costs two or three hundred thousand yuan per session.
Those white prostitutes don't have a chance.
"On the fifteenth day of the first month, how much paper money is burned? A pair of golden boys and girls, one each of gold and silver, and two cash cows. 200 trillion coins. ”
Sheng Kou pursed his lips, this is really a robbery ghost.
Running to rob is coming!
Burn it 24 times a year and do a ritual service, and it adds up to at least 500,000 yuan, right?
Ordinary people don't want to buy it.
"Family, you all heard what he said, this price is very cost-effective!"
"He's a big bandit, and he must have buried a lot of treasures, just dig a little out, and you can get back your money if you sell it."
"By the way, can you resell this treasure map?"
Sheng Kou is worried about this, because there are many unfortunate masters in his live broadcast room now, and he just wants to take pictures of the goods and then sell them at a higher price.
"Yes, who digs up the treasure in the end, who will set up a tablet for me, burn things for me, and worship me."
Sheng Kou smiled, this is easy to sell.
"However, within a month of the treasure map, you must dig it, and those who don't dig it will be regarded as giving up, and those who give up or don't meet my conditions will be entangled by me and suck up all the yang energy."
The words of the robber made Sheng Kou's brows furrow.
Just thought it was good to sell, this guy came to such a sentence, and it is estimated that there are not many people left who dare to buy it.
"If you can't dig it out in a month or can't meet his conditions, you will be sucked to death? That's too ruthless, isn't it? ”
"Anchor, this can't be prostituted for nothing at all!"
"Anchor I love you, I am willing to be your lover, I have a big villa, a sports car, and a 9-figure deposit!"
"Yes, she still has a husband."
"What a husband, that's a wife."
"You guys are really damaged, the bamboo shoots on the mountain have all been damaged by you!"
"You can't prostitute for nothing, you slip away, and you won't be stimulated here."
"Anchor, these 6 treasure maps, after they are taken, it is equivalent to signing a contract with this robber? Will it be eaten up if it is not completed? ”
"I don't need to ask, the anchor just said, that's what happened."
"Anchor, you ask that ugly guy, what if it's hard to dig up where he buried his treasure? What should I do if I can't dig it out? ”
Sheng Kou turned his head to look at the ghost, because too many people were asking this question.
"On the treasure map, the burial address of the treasure is recorded in detail, and the most difficult one was dug up in 7 days. These 6 treasures have not yet been discovered, and they will definitely be dug up. ”
"As long as my conditions are met, it doesn't matter if you dig it out later, the important thing is to satisfy me, not to dig up the treasure."
Sheng Kou smiled bitterly, this is really a robbery, this bandit logic, there is no one.
Lao Tzu doesn't care if you dig or not, Lao Tzu's things must be given.
"Family, it has been explained very clearly, let's take a walk with a small gift, and reward more than 100,000, we will start the rush to buy the first treasure map today."
"It's still the old rule, one person can only buy one."
Sheng Kou didn't rush to sell things, but asked for gifts.
No matter how small a mosquito is, it's meat!
It's so boring to sell out so quickly, besides, it's a pity that his live broadcast room is so magnificent, it's a pity not to show off.
But so many people, why didn't they praise him?
Sheng Kou glanced at the number of people in the live broadcast room, and there were already 8 million people.
Not only did he not praise him, but there were very few people who brushed gifts.
After the broadcast was launched for a while, there was only more than 200 yuan in gift income.
Sheng Kou was a little unwilling, reached out and took the beckoning cat on the table in front of him and fiddled with it.
"Damn, that beckoning cat is real!"
"Anchor, your table is also real?"
"I thought it was a live special effect! That beckoning cat is golden? ”
"Ask what a beckoning cat! Is the palace in the back real? I thought it was a virtual background. ”
Sheng Kou rolled his eyes when he saw these barrages.
"You just found out? This table is pure gold, the beckoning cat and the golden toad are also pure gold, and the dragon chair and the palace behind it are also pure gold! The things in my live broadcast room are all genuine! ”
"Anchor, I think you are the big bandit who robs the road, so much gold, don't tell me that you worked hard to earn it."
"Anchor, do you dare to tell me where you are now?"
"Ask for a human flesh anchor, ask for the address of the live broadcast room! Organize a group to dismantle the house. ”
"You're Erha, and you're still demolishing your house!"
"Anchor, we don't produce gold, we're just porters of gold."
"I want to buy that beckoning cat, it's so cute, hang the little yellow car, I will get it right away."
Sheng Kou smiled bitterly, what he conjured up with his mind, if only he could get into the little yellow car, he would become the richest man in the world in minutes.
"Family, except for the things in the little yellow car, nothing else is sold."
"Anchor, you're so rich, and you still ask us for a reward?"
"That's right, a person with a monthly salary of 3,000 gives gifts to people with a salary of more than 100 million per second?"
"Anchor: Thank you for sending two jujubes."
"Brothers, withdraw, there is no beautiful female ghost sister today, and there is nothing to prostitute for nothing."
"Anchor, can you take us around the palace behind you?"
Sheng Kou stood up.
"I'll take you around, don't look at it in vain, take a walk with a small gift......"
Sheng Kou got up, took the robbery ghost, and walked towards the palace behind.
When he walked up the steps in front of the palace, there were more gifts in the live broadcast room.
"It's really a palace of pure gold!"
"What is golden is pure gold? Maybe it's gold-plated. ”
"It's not bad to gild, how much gold does it cost to spend such a big palace?"
"It's said to be gold, even if it's covered with ordinary stone, bricks, and wood, it costs a lot of money."
"Let's hurry up and go out to look for it, the anchor has made such a big palace, it must be in an open place, and it won't hide in some small ravine. If you find this palace, you will find out where the anchor is. ”
Sheng Kou saw such a barrage, he was not worried at all, just if they found it, if they could find it, he would eat poop upside down, 10 catties!
Strive to surpass the eighth!
(Someone: If you go to the toilet, you will be told for the rest of your life.) )
Sheng Kou walked into the gate of the palace, and the layout and decoration inside were similar to those in the costume drama, where those ministers went to the Jinluan Palace.
The light screen has been in front of Sheng Kou, 2 meters above the angle, Sheng Kou can see the barrage in the live broadcast room at any time.
At this time, the number of people in the live broadcast room has reached 12 million.
The speed of the barrage was very fast, Sheng Kou could only see one or two clearly, and the others were pushed up before they had time to look.
"Family, don't be idle! Move your rich little hands and give a little gift! ”
There are more people swiping gifts in the live broadcast room, but there are no big gifts, the biggest one is a little fairy named Luo's family.
From the beginning of the broadcast to the present, the only carnival.
When he came out of the palace, the income from the gift barely exceeded 100,000.
Sheng Kou was a little unhappy, and this session of netizens was a little picky.
"Okay, let's start the rush to buy the first treasure map today, and the other 7th item, the purchase authority is opened, and interested local tyrant friends can start placing orders!"
"Seek wealth and danger, and turn a bicycle into a motorcycle."
After Sheng Kou said these two sentences, the system opened the purchase permission.
In less than three seconds, the system barrage floated out.
"Congratulations to Xiao Li, who digs coal, and buys a treasure map."
"Congratulations to Changshengtian, buy a safe blind box."
Sheng Kou's eyes widened, the treasure map was sold, there was nothing to be surprised about.
The problem is that the 5 billion blind box was really taken away.
He immediately asked the system with his consciousness.
"Who took those things from the safe?"
"Immortality."
"I'm asking for information about the owner of this account."
"Ma Zhe, a businessman from the magic capital, 45 years old."
Sheng Kou's brows furrowed, Ma Zhe, businessman?
can spend 500,000 yuan to buy the contents of the safe, and he is definitely not an ordinary businessman.
That's 50 billion!
This person's surname is Ma, and he shouldn't be from the Yun family.
Sheng Kou was overjoyed in his heart, the Yun family probably wouldn't pester him anymore, and it was time to go to that Ma Zhe's trouble.
There were no gold nuggets in there, Ma Zhe couldn't call it out, and the Yun family would definitely think he was lying......
Now I finally took myself out.
"Thank you Brother Changshengtian, the blind box of the safe is definitely worth the money."
"Thank you to Xiao Li, who digs coal, for taking the first treasure map."
"Thank you for your support."
Sheng Kou stood up and bowed.
"Big brother, what a big brother! 5 billion dragon coins! I've never seen so much money in my grandfather's grave! ”
"I estimate that when I die, someone can burn 5 billion coins for me, even if the sun comes out in the west."
"I don't know what there is, so I spend 5 billion to buy it, the eldest brother is a real big brother!"
"Anchor, the thing is sold, can you tell us what's inside?"
"Yes, let's open our eyes, what can be worth 5 billion dragon coins?"
"Why do I think the anchor wants to trick people? 5 billion to sell a bottle of fat house happy water to the eldest brother? ”
"Brother Changshengtian, can you tell me what you bought?"
Most of the people in the live broadcast room were curious about what Changshengtian bought.
Although I can't afford it, I can ask what I bought, and when I go back to drink and brag with my friends, I also have materials.
"Family, don't embarrass Brother Changshengtian, respect the privacy of others, and don't inquire about other people's affairs."
As soon as Sheng Kou finished saying this, a banner barrage floated out.
Changshengtian: "There are three top-quality jade bracelets, worth about 4 billion dragon coins, and eight world famous watches, one of which is limited to 100 pieces worldwide, and it was issued 60 years ago. The total value of these eight watches is more than 600 million dragon coins. There are also two gemstone necklaces, and the price is also more than 400 million dragon coins. There is also a piece of jadeite raw materials worth 350 million, as well as more than 3 million in cash. ”
When Sheng Kou saw this barrage, his eyes immediately widened.
No, he checked it on the Internet, and the value is not so high?
If he said so, Sheng Kou would have lost.
"Brother Changshengtian, are the prices of those three bracelets so high?"
"The bracelet of three glass species, even if it is variegated, the price is over 100 million, not to mention this full color, the top color! In the past two years, the price of jadeite has skyrocketed, and this kind of superb bracelet has no price, and the price at auction is definitely higher than what I said. If you meet a seller you really like, you can sell 2 billion of them. ”
Sheng Kou's heart began to drip blood, and he suffered a big loss!
"Brother Changshengtian, tell me about that watch."
Changshengtian didn't shirk it, and directly sent out a banner barrage.
"People who don't know about watches won't find out what makes that watch unique, and that watch has a hidden number behind it, and this watch is the second one. The first piece is in the hands of the designer, and the price is a little higher. ”
Sheng Kou's heart was not only dripping blood, but it was about to break.
I thought I could make a lot of money, but I let others pick it up.
"Those three bracelets and those watches, if they are left for three or five years, the price will definitely double. Thank you to the anchor for being able to cut love and sell this kind of good thing. ”
After Changshengtian sent this banner barrage, he gave Sheng Kou a gift.
3000 carnivals!
The gift of 9 million still can't make up for Sheng Kou's spiritual trauma.
Lao Tzu's hair is not long, why is it so short?
The price is set low!
Sheng Kou, who was complacent just now and thought he had taken advantage, suddenly felt that he had nothing to love.
He wanted to make a crooked-necked tree with his mind and hang himself.
The gift of Changshengtian drove the atmosphere of the live broadcast room, and some people followed suit.
"Anchor, I bought a ghost liposuction opportunity some time ago, I really lost weight, and today I came to thank you and give you a carnival."
"I'm here to thank you, too."
"Don't ink the anchor, let this robber perform a show, take two knives, and play with a big knife for us, right?"
"Anchor, there are still 5 treasure maps, can you sell them together?"
Sheng Kou nodded with a smile.
"Family, there are five treasure maps left, sell them together! Get ready, everyone, I'll count to three and start ordering! ”
"Three...... Two...... One! ”
Sheng Kou lost money, how could he still be in the mood to broadcast live.
The 5 treasure maps were directly seconded, and Sheng Kou saw the system barrage, and immediately said goodbye to everyone.
"That's all for today's livestream, we'll see you next time."
After Sheng Kou finished speaking, he asked the system to turn off the live broadcast.
"At the end of the live broadcast, the gift craft is 10,045,182.4 dragon coins, the sales amount is 5 billion dragon coins, and the system commission is 1 billion, and the remaining 4 billion dragon coins are left. The total amount of 4010045182.4 dragon coins has been transferred to the host bank card. +20 XP. ”
"That's it? No, I haven't been able to calculate the sales commission yet? ”
"This sale triggers a special reward ......"