Chapter 3 It's broken, it's mentally ill
Everyone doesn't understand why they are so relieved to leave the guests on such a dangerous desert island, isn't this a joke about human life?
But the director hastened to issue a statement before everyone's questions were raised:
Please rest assured that the last issue of "Chronicles" has only really begun.
We have arranged hidden lifeguards on the island, driven all the dangerous beasts to the other half of the island, and set up barriers to prevent people from passing, and the shooting environment is absolutely safe.
But none of the guests will know about it, they only know that the program team has not come to pick them up in the past seven days.
Don't people expect the real reaction of the person you like in such desperate conditions?
"Chronicle" officially began.
As soon as this statement came out, everyone was shocked, and it seemed that they didn't expect this director to play so big.
The agents of various artists are also crazy, and they want to sue the director to find out that he actually took advantage of the loophole in the contract, so that they have no way at all.
And now the few people in the forest don't know what they are going to face, and they are still excitedly looking for something.
Yu Jin was standing in the forest, pinching the task card, and he didn't know where to go.
Because she's really scared of caterpillars.
"What can I do about this......
Just when she was worried, there was a sudden sound of rustling next to her.
This made Yu Jin instantly tense up and looked at the grass next to her vigilantly, and her hands and feet couldn't help but tremble at the thought that there might be a snake or something terrifying coming out of it.
"Something!"
She said in a trembling voice, trying to scare the grass away with her voice.
In the barrage, the audience gradually felt new after knowing such a live broadcast method from the beginning of the absurdity.
After all, the director played so big this time, although I don't know if it's a script, but it's really more interesting than the previous cookie-cutter variety shows.
[Why is this Yujin so cowardly, and it's not like there will be some tiger coming out to eat her. 】
[It's just that it's really useless, unlike Zhizhi, who has already found three different leaves. 】
Yu Jin stood in place and waited for a long time, seeing that there had been movement inside, but nothing came out, which made her wait a little impatiently.
Just as she was wondering whether she wanted to take a look, a childish voice suddenly came from the grass.
"It's delicious......"
Hearing that it was a human voice, not the various insects she imagined, Yujin's tense nerves relaxed.
She stepped forward to pick up the grass, thinking that some fisherman's child had run to the island to play, and was about to send him to the director's team.
In the grass is a round milk ball, wearing an out-of-season green sweater in the summer, holding a leaf and munching happily.
His eyes and hair are green, as if he is playing a very new kind of cosplay.
She was sighing that the program team had found such a good-looking little boy, and when she saw that he was really eating leaves, she was a little afraid that he would be poisoned, so she reached out and wanted to snatch the leaves from his hands.
The boy spotted her too, and tried to avoid her hand after knowing her intentions, but in the eyes of the royal brocade, he was too slow to move.
As soon as the leaves arrived in his hand, the cry of the milk baby sounded.
"Wow, ahh
"What a selfish human !!"
This cry startled Yu Jin, and she didn't have time to tell what was wrong for a while, and reached out to comfort him.
Unexpectedly, the group who was still crying one second ago stared at the big eyes and screamed the next second: "Don't touch me!" ”
As he spoke, the fur on his sweater actually stood up, and surrounded him tightly like clothes that only appeared in science fiction movies, revealing only two green eyes looking at her vigilantly.
Yu Jin looked at this unbelievable scene and wondered if he was being played by the program team, otherwise how could such a weird child appear.
Her hand retracted, and she couldn't help but ask curiously when she looked at the child, "Eh, where did you buy this dress, I want one too." ”
This time it was the child's turn to be stunned, his angry expression paused, and he looked up and began to think about the question of Yujin seriously.
"Clothes? It's something I've been born with, not clothes. ”
As soon as Yu Jin wanted to laugh and say that this kid was bragging, he found that a large fried caterpillar faintly appeared in front of his eyes.
"Ahhhh
Her smile disappeared, and she immediately screamed and took a step back, her eyes frightened, startling the child next to her.
"What are you doing??"
The milk dumpling also slowly retreated, thinking that Yu Jin had seen something terrifying.
"That'...... There's a big caterpillar there, it's terrifying. ”
Yu Jin stammered, his body was still retreating, and when he was about to call the milk group to come over quickly, he found that he was looking at him with a mentally retarded look.
"You said you saw a caterpillar?"
Hearing his words, Yu Jin nodded inexplicably, as if he didn't understand that he was also scared just now, how could he suddenly not be afraid after hearing her words.
Seeing her nodding, Tuanzi's eyes became even more speechless, and he stretched out his short finger to point at himself and said, "Take a good look, is that caterpillar me!" ”
His roar made Yu Jin stunned, and he wondered if the child in front of him was insane.
Just as she was thinking about which psychiatric hospital to send the child to, a speck of dust entered her left eye, making her can't help but close it.
And when she was rubbing her eyes, she subconsciously looked forward and found that the child was gone, only the caterpillar was looking at her with its forelimbs tilted its head, and the thorns on its body softened.
"Oh no, it seems like I'm going to be in a mental hospital."
She put down her left hand sluggishly, and as soon as she opened her eyes, she heard the child's roar.
"Hey, hey, hey, how can you still talk to me just now, and now I can't understand anything."
Looking at the child who opened his left eye and reappeared, Yu Jin felt that his eyes might become a little outrageous after the onset of the disease, and he suddenly had a strange thought.
She closed her right eye and found that the caterpillar had disappeared completely, and when she closed her left eye, the child disappeared again.
She didn't believe in evil and tried it a few more times, and found it to be true.
"I've really become mentally ill."
At this time, the caterpillar was already tired of shouting, and looked at this man who kept blinking like a fool in the same place from a distance, and felt that he was afraid that he would be crazy to think that he could actually talk to humans just now.
Because she didn't look like a normal human from the start.
At this time, Yu Jin finally accepted the fact that he was "mentally ill because of too much pressure", and just wanted to sigh, he heard the caterpillar's muttering.