Chapter 103: Selfie
"Oh my God, the four of us are too strong."
Han Bing counted the empty plates on the table and sighed again and again.
Xu Yang took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the messy desktop,
"To be honest, I've never eaten so much after training with my teammates. I am really convinced of Sister Mian's strength, and I feel that she is about equal to about one and five sports students. ”
"I feel like I don't want to eat hot pot again this year after eating this meal."
Su Chengyi, who was delirious, suddenly regretted his decision to eat hot pot.
Only Chu Tianmian was still like no one, and even went down with a spoon, dug off the head of the rabbit pudding, and sent it to Su Chengyi's mouth.
Su Chengyi hurriedly waved his hand, he was so overwhelmed that he couldn't even drink saliva.
"Here, look at the camera."
After Xu Yang finished photographing the table, he raised his mobile phone high, wanting to take another group photo of the four of them.
"Wait a minute, do you only have the original camera on your phone?"
Han Bing immediately stopped him.
"Or else?"
"I'll tweak the lens parameters."
Han Bing is very particular about taking selfies.
And after she finished adjusting, Xu Yang's big face on the screen was really normal, and it was not deformed by the camera.
"Wow, there's something."
Xu Yang couldn't help but admire himself for a long time in front of the camera.
"I've wanted to complain about you for a long time, can those selfie angles in your circle of friends be a little more straight? It's ugly. ”
Han Bing looked unpleasant.
Xu Yang was very unconvinced, and he decided to ask another straight man at the scene for confirmation.
"Mr. Yi, what do you think?"
Su Chengyi shook his head.
"I don't know, I don't look at the circle of friends."
“... Served! Are you primitive! ”
Xu Yang had no choice but to turn out the photos of the circle of friends and show him them.
Su Chengyi glanced at it, Xu Yang's selfies were all the kind of dead nostril photos taken by the mobile phone from the bottom up.
He couldn't boast about it, so he had to answer truthfully:
"It's kind of like the angle of my dad's video with me."
"Hahahaha
Han Bing and Chu Tianmian instantly laughed.
"Laughing hair! Come and guide me to take a good-looking group photo and save my image in the circle of friends. ”
Xu Yang raised his mobile phone, and Han Bing's remote guidance finally adjusted to a satisfactory angle.
"Everyone is better than Scissorhands! Yes! ”
Su Chengyi originally wanted to refuse, he didn't like to take pictures.
But seeing that several people were so excited, he didn't want to spoil the fun, so he cooperated and took a picture.
Just when Xu Yang said that he wanted to compare scissor hands, he took advantage of the situation to block his face.
After filming, Han Bing just wanted to say that he would see the finished film, but Xu Yang had already sent it out at the speed of light.
The accompanying copy is: "Daily team building." ”
"You're sick! Why are you doing so fast! ”
Han Bing hurriedly clicked on his circle of friends to check how the photos were taken.
Chu Tianmian also leaned over to look.
In the photo, Xu Yang smiled very happily, like a second fool.
Next to him, Han Bing had a cold expression when a female star was photographed by the paparazzi, but with a standard scissor hand, it looked very inconsistent.
Chu Qianmian's scissor hands were compared to the top of his head, like two rabbit ears, his eyebrows and eyes were crooked with a smile, and his dimples loomed at the corners of his mouth, as beautiful as if he had a beauty filter.
And Su Chengyi lowered his head slightly, his hand blocked the small half of his face, and he wore a black short-sleeved dress today, and his eyebrows and eyes looked even more aggressive.
Placed together with Chu Qianmian in front, it looks like he is filming some kind of ancient idol drama of a ruthless agent and a sweet sister.
"No, they're recharged, aren't they? Why doesn't it look like we are in the same painting style! ”
Han Bing magnified Xu Yang in disbelief.
Xu Yang covered his chest and handed Han Bing the comments that were constantly adding under the photo.
"Who is the black T handsome guy? Add a WeChat. ”
This is Xu Yang's cousin Bai Fumei, who went to school abroad, and has never commented on his circle of friends.
"Why do you eat hot pot with the great god? You're damned. Where is your morality, where is your dignity, and where is the address of the hot pot restaurant? ”
This is Xu Yang's hair in a foreign Chinese school.
"You tell Su Chengyi not to leave, please, wait for me in five minutes and I'll be there immediately."
This is Xu Yang's beautiful sister added at school.
"I've never seen a picture of Sister Mian smiling so sweetly."
"Yang Shao, look at the other side. People are talented and beautiful, which round will get your little drill to oppose it? ”
"No, why are you sitting with beautiful women?"
This is Xu Yang's group of good brothers.
Whether it is likes or comments, Xu Yang looked at the few likes on his selfie, and suddenly felt complicated.
"Son, well done [smile] [like]. Take a few more photos to see the roses. ”
At this time, another comment from his mother popped up.
"Ahhh
Xu Yang locked Su Chengyi's neck, and then Baidu in front of him:
"What should I do if my brother is too handsome?"
The answer quickly popped up.
"Don't feel inferior, don't be jealous. He has a handsome appearance, and you have an interesting soul. ”
Su Chengyi looked at it and laughed,
"Yes, good-looking skins are the same, and interesting souls are one in a thousand."
"Seems to make sense."
Xu Yang was easily persuaded and felt a little comforted.
Han Bingding said coldly:
"In fact, most of them are not good-looking in their skins and their souls are not interesting."
"Seems to be the reality!"
Xu Yang collapsed again for a while.
A few people left the hot pot restaurant and decided to take a walk around the neighborhood to eat.
Xu Yang's mobile phone still keeps popping up, tinkling, all of which are likes and comments.
"Why don't you usually feel like I've added so many people to WeChat!"
He scratched his scalp and became a little irritable.
At this time, a private message finally popped up, and Xu Yang hurriedly clicked on it.
Zhou Kairong: "Yang Shao, do the photos in the circle of friends have high-definition original pictures?" ”
......
This kid just wants to take a screenshot of Han Bing's part separately and save it!
Xu Yang hated itchy, and immediately replied:
"Nope!"
Zhou Kairong: "Then you can help me take a few more photos of her." ”
"Do you think I'm a paparazzi? Besides! Her circle of friends is full of selfies, who can you blame if you don't add her? ”
Xu Yang snapped and typed, and sprinkled all his resentment on Zhou Kairong, who hit the muzzle.
"What are you talking about?"
Han spoke coldly behind his back.
"Mom!! The spirit behind you is right! ”
Originally, talking about her in front of the parties made people feel empty, Xu Yang was so frightened that he almost threw his mobile phone out.
"Hehe, don't do anything wrong, are you afraid of what the hell knocks on the door?"
Han Bing sneered and looked at him.
"Anyone will be scared if they suddenly do this!"
Xu Yang put the lock screen of his phone back in his pocket,
"If you don't believe me, I'll test it."
He looked at the two people walking slowly side by side in front of him, sneaking behind him and suddenly patting him on the shoulder and yelling "wow".
Chu Tianmian trembled, but did not shout.
Su Chengyi's face did not change, and there was no reaction at all.
Han Bing glanced at the annoyed Xu Yang with disdain,
"Look, only those who have said that they have a weak heart will be frightened."
Su Chengyi glanced at Chu Tianmian next to him.
She must have been frightened, but the reflex arc was too long for her to react.
It is true that the reflection arc is as long as the moon.
Thinking of her WeChat nickname, and thinking that she had never seen other people's circle of friends, Su Chengyi was a little curious about what Chu Qianmian's circle of friends was.
Just look at it, Su Chengyi found Chu Tianmian's business card and clicked into the interface of the circle of friends.
What caught his eye was a somewhat vague crescent moon, and Su Chengyi was stunned.
Chu Tianmian set the moon she took on the balcony that night as the background of her circle of friends.