I rubbed my sleepy eyes, pulled my shoes and opened the door, it turned out that the second uncle was here.

The old man came into the house and sniffed it, frowned and said, "Connected, can you put the smell, what is the dead smell at home?" Have you eaten poop? ”

I yawned and opened the doors and windows, and a cold wind blew in, shivering from the cold.

The second uncle said: "It hasn't opened recently? ”

I handed him a cigarette and sat on the couch wrapped in my military coat.

"Otherwise, you can open a regular massage parlor." The second uncle suggested.

"What's wrong with me here?" I'm not happy: "I don't do anything illegal, I don't eat for evil, I operate with absolute conscience, and I don't make a mess." ”

"I didn't mean that." The second uncle said: "I mean don't do the trick of exorcism and haunting, give people a serious massage, cupping or something." Let me introduce you to a few customers, all of them are my old buddies, who suffer from arthritis rheumatism and lumbar muscle strain all year round, don't think they are all old men, how much is an entry. ”

"I have my principles." I said, "When I was a child, I was thrown away by all the skills I learned in such a big crime?" Second uncle, you don't understand, this is my ethics. I'd rather starve to death than bend my waist for five buckets of rice. ”

"Fuck your uncle's ......" The second uncle felt that the scolding was wrong, coughed twice and said, "What, your brother is getting married, and his hands are a little tight...... I really regret lending you money to open this shop......"

"My brother is settling accounts," I said, "we have a contract to borrow money, and I don't have any money if you want it now." Why don't I press it for my brother and sister for free? ”

The second uncle left with a black face.

I put on a cigarette, and when I earn money in the future, I will send it to him first, and it is not easy for the old man.

I didn't go out for a day, and it started to rain lightly again in the evening, and I was playing a tank game in the back room when there was a knock on the door.

I pressed the pause button, went out and opened the door, and there was a girl standing outside the door who came last night, and there was a female friend by her side, probably a girlfriend or something.

I opened the door and let the two of them in.

I asked what it meant.

The girl bit her lower lip and said, "I thought it through and decided to give it a try." I brought my girlfriend here, don't you mind? ”

The girlfriend next to him had short hair and looked like a tomboy, and said quite provocatively: "When you massage, allow others to watch from the side, right?" ”

"Look at it casually. I don't think you can learn it either. I said.

The girlfriend muttered, meaning who wants to learn.

I asked the girl what to call it.

The girl told me that she could just call her Xiaoying. Her best friend's name is Rong Rong.

They didn't trust me, so I guess I was given a nickname. Okay, meet in Pingshui, why do you have to know each other when you meet.

"The first time I press it, I won't charge you more, you try it first, and we'll talk about the follow-up if you think it works." I said, "Give me three hundred dollars." ”

Best friend Rong Rong's eyes widened: "What is it?" Three hundred? You go out to inquire, and the massage parlors outside are doing activities at the end of the year, and you can do more than a dozen for a hundred yuan. ”

I was impatient: "Then you go outside and press it." I not only massage but also exorcise evil spirits here, ensure that the hands are eliminated, and you have a bright sunny day. ”

"Three hundred is three hundred." Xiao Ying scanned the code with her mobile phone.

I smiled, and the business came to the door.

I'm going to do this technique once to make sure you want to do it for the second and third time, so that you know what Piao Piao is called that desire immortal.

"What kind of massage method, do you need to apply incense first to exorcise evil spirits?" Rong Rong asked defiantly.

"Don't say it, you really need it, you come with me."

I took the two girls to a room inside, where there were no lights, only a small bulb with two permanent lamps burning on the shrine, which glowed faintly red.

There are no Buddha statues and immortals on the shrine, but a huge iron gossip is hung, made entirely of metal, which my grandfather brought down from Liutai Mountain back then.

I don't know exactly where it comes from, but it's quite interesting to put it here anyway, and it's like that.

There was a peachwood sword hanging in front of the iron gossip, but unfortunately it was only half cut. The first half is gone for some reason.

"Here?" Xiao Ying was a little scared.

I said: "My craft is a family heirloom, and the gods are all handed down from the elderly, do you see the peachwood sword?" It was left behind by my grandfather when he was catching demons in Yuecheng, and the fight was terrible, so only half of it was left. ”

Xiao Ying took her best friend Rong Rong's hand and expressed her fear.

I took a long stick of incense from the shrine and handed it to her, instructed her to light it, knelt on the ground and put it on her head, and kowtowed to three of them.

I've seen my grandfather do these rules before. When I was young, I asked my grandfather what was the use of all this.

Grandpa said, in fact, there is no hanging, but you have to go through this process, and the vast majority of people will willingly believe you, and only by believing in you can they pay for it.

This is called the charlatan.

Later I learned that there is a proper noun here, called emotional value.

Xiao Ying took the incense and knelt on the ground and kowtowed according to the process I said.

Rong Rong is a thorn, I can guess that the purpose of coming today as a best friend is to protect Xiaoying, and by the way, see if I am a liar.

But in this atmosphere, she didn't dare to make a mistake.

I sneered, I haven't released the ultimate move yet, and I can't scare you to death if I release it.

Xiao Ying reverently knelt on the ground and kowtowed three times, and then stopped moving, grabbing the ground with her head, pouting her buttocks, and not moving.

After waiting for a while, Xiao Ying still knelt on the ground and did not move.

"What's going on?" Rong Rong asked in a low voice.

I also wondered, after all, it was the first time to take on a job, why did something go wrong before I started?

At that moment, a sudden sound came from the silent room, crunching like some piece of iron rubbing.

Rong Rong grabbed my arm in fright.

My eyes fell on the iron gossip on the wall, the gossip plate was actually slowly turning, and the two Taiji fish made of pig iron moved their respective positions.

"Yo he, there's a reaction!" I was secretly surprised.

Iron gossip doesn't matter how my grandfather got it, after all, it comes from Liutai Mountain, and it is an old magic weapon with years.

I squatted next to Xiao Ying and gently patted her shoulder, and Xiao Ying slowly raised her head.

Rong Rong glanced at the side and cried out in fright.

Xiao Ying's eyes turned gray and expressionless, which was indeed a sign of evil.