The pupils of the eighth aunt's eyes flickered and widened, and the dirty things in her body wanted to fight against me.

"Smack!"

I slapped the eighth aunt mercilessly.

The eighth aunt was stunned on the spot, and even wanted to cry.

But I didn't stop, and slapped her several times in a row, until the pupils of the eighth aunt returned to normal, I pulled her mouth open, stuffed a talisman into her mouth, and forcibly let the eighth aunt swallow it in her stomach.

At this time, the eighth aunt suddenly rolled on the ground in pain, sometimes babbling nonsense, sometimes kowtowing and crying.

The onlookers were overwhelmed with fear.

"Ah Yang, what's going on?" Uncle asked with a frown.

"The dirty things on the eldest aunt have been transferred to the eighth aunt, don't worry, it's okay." I replied.

Let the eighth aunt get nervous, and after more than ten seconds, the eighth aunt opened her mouth and vomited.

It wasn't leftovers, but black liquid.

This was because the rune paper was in conflict with the dirt in her body, like sulfuric acid touching everything and melting.

The black liquid that the eighth aunt vomited was also mixed with unknown hair.

I brushed it aside with the hair of a stick, and sure enough, it was the body hair of an animal, either a weasel or a fox.

There are few foxes in the mountains of the south, and more often there are weasels.

The reason why this Wong Tai Sin is possessed by a living person is probably to speed up his cultivation with the help of the yang energy of a living person, but this Wong Tai Sin is too stupid, the animal is still an animal, and it does not know the living habits of a living person at all, otherwise it can completely seize the body of the eldest uncle, in order to borrow the corpse to return the soul.

"Ah Yang, it's not my dad, right?" Uncle asked me.

"It's not Bingye, it's just Wong Tai Sin who hasn't been practicing for a long time, it's not a problem." I replied.

I thought it was such a big deal, the scene was so big.

I invited so many gentlemen, but none of them could do it.

Wong Tai Sin's Taoism attached to the living is not high, and his IQ is also very low, so it should not cause such consequences.

In short, now that the eldest aunt is safe, as for the eighth aunt, it is nothing more than a few slaps from me.

"Ah Yang! Don't go yet! ”

When my uncle saw that I was leaving, he quickly stopped me.

"What? Still have questions? ”

I was acting impatient.

Uncle stuffed me with the 50,000 yuan and begged me to stay and eat together.

After so many years of contradictions and misunderstandings, the uncle said that he wanted to gather our relatives to have a meal together, so that relatives and friends could take a good look at me now, not the corpse that harmed the common people twenty years ago.

I thought about it, and it wasn't a loss for me.

Since Grandpa and Bingye died one after another, the only eldest in the family is the uncle, and it is a good thing that he can call other relatives.

It just so happens that I don't have much to do these days, so it doesn't hurt to have a meal.

That night, Uncle Hao took a teahouse in the town and put it around dozens of times, and I didn't know who I thought was getting married or having a birthday.

I was placed at the same table as my uncle's family.

The uncle told the guests about the aunt, so that those who knew and didn't know came to greet me, but I ignored them one by one.

I asked my cousin Wang Bo to help me deal with these interpersonal relationships, and I have lived alone for many years and rarely interacted with relatives, so I don't know what to say.

Tonight's banquet was supposed to be a happy event, but the eighth aunt's son came to make trouble.

"Wang Yang!"

"You're kind! Hit my mom? ”

My eighth aunt's son is a cousin with me, so this person who scolded me is my cousin.

The son of the eighth aunt is not a good person, he has nothing to do after graduating from junior high school, although he married a wife and has children, but he doesn't care about his family every day, he can only play cards and mahjong, and he keeps saying that he wants to make a lot of money, in fact, he borrows money from others every day for a living, because his name has a super word, he is called "rotten boy super" by others.

Relying on the fact that he knew a few social thugs outside, Rotten Boy rushed towards me with a group of people, and he seemed to be going to kill me on the spot.

But I didn't do anything and drank my own tea.

Seeing that Rotten Boy Chao was about to rush in front of me, the two brothers, Wang Bo and Wang Lei, as the sons of the uncle, directly stopped Rotten Boy Chao.

"What do you want to do?" Wang Bo asked.

"Why do you need to talk about it? So many people are watching this beast beat my mother, do I want to get justice? If you read it to us or the old watch, get out of the way, I don't want to do it to my own people. Rotten Boy said threateningly.

However, because of this sentence, the two brothers Wang Bo and Wang Lei were even more unwilling to give in.

"Ah Yang saved my mother and your mother, which fucking ear did you hear Ah Yang beating your mother? You're drinking too much, aren't you? If you come to drink and eat, I welcome you, if you want to do something to Ah Yang and give Lao Tzu a far death, now this family can't take your turn to shout! ”

Since I got rid of the matter of my aunt's collision with evil at noon today, my uncle's family has treated me as a god.

However, there were many people present, and the rotten boy had nowhere to reason, so he glared at me fiercely, as if he would get me again later, and then take someone away.

"After so many years, people who are in their thirties and are about to run for four, how can rotten boy still act like a social gangster? I really don't know what his future children will be, it's so brain-dead! ”

Wang Bo scolded and returned to his seat, faced me with a smile again, and began to talk to me about the past.

I don't care about that, I just care when this dish will be served.

Lao Tzu is already hungry!

During the meal, a group of people came running up to me to toast me, and some even said happy birthday to me.

Jinnyima is stupid enough to beep.

When I was full of wine and food, I was chatting, and Wang Bo suddenly asked me something.

"Ah Yang, I know that you have been following your grandfather for a long time and have learned a lot of skills, so I want to ask you for one thing."

"You want a child, don't you?"

Wang Bo showed a surprised expression.

After all, the eldest aunt has returned to normal, and the only thing Wang Bo can ask me for is to ask for a son.

If you want me to say, now that technology and medical skills are so developed, artificial shoujing is not a problem, if you really want a child, you can adopt a child.

But Wang Bo insisted on wanting his own children, and he consulted many famous doctors.

Even though they went to the best hospital in Shangjing, the hospital said that the two in-laws were in good health and fine.

As for why I couldn't conceive a child, maybe it wasn't a physical problem, so I was asked for help.

I'm just a yin and yang gentleman who exorcises evil spirits, not a master of helping others have children.

It's also vain to ask me, this disease is not hysteria.

"I remember that there is a Guanyin temple in the Qishi Scenic Area of Duruan Town, if you go there to have a look, it should be a little useful." I give my own advice.

"I've been there a few years ago, it's useless, otherwise I wouldn't ask you for help, do you think this is a problem with our ancestors' feng shui?" Wang Bo asked me.

I shook my head in denial.

The feng shui of our ancestors of the Wang family is very good, although it has nothing to do with me, I still went to see it.

Because I am a corpse, the fortune of my life has nothing to do with the ancestral grave of my family.

Even if I die in the future, my descendants will not be affected by the feng shui you buried for me.

"Where is your grandfather?" I asked.

"Monkey Head Mountain, about ten kilometers away from our village." Wang Bo replied.

"Take me to see it tomorrow, maybe there's something wrong with your grandfather's grave." I said.

"Okay, no problem." Wang Bo nodded in agreement.

After being married for so long and not having children, the couple is in good health, and they are usually trying to do sex for men and women.

If there is really a problem with Feng Shui, then the problem is big.

The person buried below is Bingye!

Back then, I saw with my own eyes how Bingye died.

The next day, Wang Bo took me to Monkey Head Mountain, where Bingye was buried.

There is no problem with the feng shui of the entire mountain of Monkey Head Mountain, but the problem of Bingye's grave is not ordinarily big.

I saw that above Bingye's grave was a small bamboo forest, and the bamboo grew high and no one mined it, which caused the bamboo gravity to tilt towards the grave, and the bamboo leaves were lush to shelter Bingye's tomb from the wind and rain, so that Bingye's coffin could not be nourished by the purple qi from the east.

"Ah Yang, is there a problem? I see that you have not spoken, and your brow has been furrowed. Wang Bo asked me nervously.

"See for yourself the location!" I pointed to the shadow of the bamboo forest and explained to him: "Because the shadow of the tree covers the stele, the sunlight cannot shine, and the tombstone will grow moss, which will be gloomy and dark, and will gradually lose his family fortune, and he will become epileptic and schizophrenic." ”

I picked up my hoe and cut the mud along the roots of a tree that had spread to the bottom of the grave.

"The roots of the tree invade the tomb and entangle and penetrate the bones, which can affect the children and grandchildren with headaches, muscle and bone aches, blindness, and even the birth of children and grandchildren with hypochondriasis and intellectual disabilities. The gloomy and cold will affect the children and grandchildren suffering from rheumatism, haunting at home and other obscure things. ”

If you want me to say, it's a good thing that Wang Bo didn't have a child, if he really has a child, it's not a cerebral palsy!