Chapter 22 Is it serious to eat a pacifier?
The corners of the emperor's mouth twitched, the reason why Bai Qianmo was allowed to dig by herself was that she couldn't dig two trees because she looked at her little arms and legs.
But if it is replaced by Ye Munan, will the precious flowers and plants in his garden still be kept?
Bai Qianmo smiled in her heart, she liked Mo Lan and Han Lan in the emperor's garden, as well as Dendrobium Orchid.
Mo Lan and Han Orchid are purely ornamental orchids, while Dendrobium orchid is both a traditional Chinese medicine and an ornamental flower.
Dendrobium orchid was listed as the first of the nine immortal grasses in the Tang Dynasty, and it is also a world-famous flower in modern times.
But the cultivation of dendrobium orchid is very difficult, and there are only a few plants in the emperor's imperial garden, which is the emperor's favorite flower.
Bai Qianmo dug dendrobium orchid.
Although the emperor was reluctant, he couldn't stand Bai Qianmo's soft grinding and hard bubbles, and promised to let her dig by herself, and take as much as she wanted.
Because it is not easy to cultivate Dendrobium orchid, Bai Qianmo dug it relatively wide, and was ready to take it away with the flowers and soil.
Although she really wanted to take out all the dendrobium orchids in the imperial garden and take them away, her small body did not allow it, so she couldn't plane!
Now it's okay, the second brother has found a high-sounding reason to help her plan, and the more the merrier, the more the merrier.
The emperor said with a calm face: "Nan'er, you are only allowed to dig two plants." ”
Bai Qianmo tilted her little head and looked at the emperor cutely, "Uncle Huang, didn't you say that the courtiers dig as much as they want?" Why are you only allowed to dig up two plants? ”
"What I'm talking about is that you dig it yourself, and if you let your second brother dig it, you are only allowed to dig two plants."
Ye Muchen turned on the sister protection mode: "Uncle Huang, you are really unkind, you know that the eighth sister is only three years old, and she can't even hold a shovel steadily, so you let her dig it herself."
The second brother is a man, shouldn't a man protect the girl and protect the sister? What's wrong with the second brother helping his sister dig? ”
Emperor: "......"
How is it okay? Is it okay to have a big question?
There are only eight Dendrobium orchids in total, but I spent a lot of money to get them, so do you have any more for your second brother to plan?
Bai Qianmo turned her head to Ye Munan, told him to "dig quickly" with her mouth, and then ran to the emperor, revealing a cute smile that fascinated people and did not pay for her life, hugging the emperor's thighs and coquettish.
"Uncle Huang, Mo'er learned to beat your back from Master, you go and sit down over there, will Mo'er give you a beating on your back?"
The emperor was adored by Bai Qianmo's appearance, and his heart instantly softened.
"Oh? Will Mo'er girl beat her back? Then I'm going to have to enjoy it. ”
The emperor bent down and picked up Bai Qianmo and walked to the pavilion on the side.
The queen silently followed, but she was snickering in her heart.
Your Majesty!
Your dendrobium orchid is gone!
It's going to be completely gone!
Come to the gazebo.
The emperor sat on the stone bench in the pavilion, Bai Qianmo climbed onto the bench, pinched her little fist and kept beating the emperor's back, and kept asking: "Uncle Huang, are you comfortable?" ”
The emperor kept nodding and praising him: "Comfortable, it's too comfortable, use a little more force." ”
"Okay!"
"Bang bang......" The small fist kept pounding on the emperor's back.
She didn't beat it randomly, every punch hit the emperor's foot sun bladder meridian, and the emperor closed his eyes comfortably to enjoy.
Bai Qianmo's eyes kept looking at her second brother Ye Munan, and she didn't stop until Ye Munan had gouged out all the dendrobium orchids.
With eight Dendrobium orchids, Mo Lan and Han Lan will be kept by Uncle Huang!
You can't be too greedy, if you are too greedy this time, you won't be greedy next time.
After Bai Qianmo stopped, the emperor remembered his dendrobium orchid, and quickly got up and ran over to see that the little rabbit cub really didn't leave him a single plant.
The emperor was about to nag a few words, but Bai Qianmo hurriedly ran over and hugged his thighs and coquettishly again: "Uncle Huang, Mo'er is hungry." ”
The emperor was once again overturned, "Mo'er is hungry? Then go back, I'll let you pass the meal. ”
The queen looked at the emperor who had no bottom line in front of Bai Qianmo and shook her head helplessly, can the emperor still want this husband?
People are daughter slaves, he is good, his daughter doesn't know what, and she is free from a niece slave.
At this moment, the queen wants to give birth to a daughter by herself, but it's a pity that the years are unforgiving, and she has passed the age of having children.
At dinner.
Bai Qianmo's seven elder brothers kept putting vegetables into their bowls like a war, and sent all the emperor's favorite dishes into their stomachs.
The emperor stared dryly.
Deliberately!
These stinky boys definitely did it on purpose!
Only the Emperor Taishang, Empress Taishang, the Empress, the Crown Prince and Ye Chufeng's family knew his preferences.
At the same time, only a few stinky boys who he has petted since he was a child dared to eat all the dishes he liked, and he didn't leave him at all.
It seems that these stinky boys really love this sister who picked it up.
After eating, Ye Mulin said politely: "Uncle Huang, my nephew will take my younger brothers and sisters back, and I will come to the palace to see you another day." ”
"Go ahead! Mo'er is still young, you stinky boys must take care of her. ”
Ye Muchen's little face was full of seriousness, "Uncle Huang, don't worry!" She is our eighth sister, and we are reluctant to let her suffer the slightest grievance. ”
After the eight brothers and sisters left, the queen smiled and quipped: "Your Majesty, don't you feel sorry for those Dendrobium orchids?" ”
The emperor's heart instantly felt like he had been pricked by a needle, "Can you not feel distressed?" What can be done? Several stinky boys were raised by me, and I was reluctant to embarrass them.
And Dendrobium orchid is a medicinal material, and Mo'er girl studies medicine, so it won't be wasted if she gives it to her. ”
The queen smiled and nodded, "Let's eat!" ”
……
Eight brothers and sisters walked out of the palace with eight dendrobium orchids, Bai Qianmo was in a very good mood, and couldn't help humming a children's rhyme:
"I'm a little baby and I'm never afraid of getting tired, although I have a lot of homework;
Like a little baby, he loves to be gluttonous, and sometimes he has to eat pacifiers, haha......"
Seven brothers: Eighth sister, you are a little baby, right, is it serious to eat pacifiers?
It seems that I haven't eaten enough in the palace just now. I have to tell my mother when I go back.
The eight brothers and sisters returned to the palace, and Ye Chufeng and Qin Ruoshuang were already waiting at the door.
Ye Chufeng saw that his seven sons were holding eight Dendrobium orchids in their hands, and at the same time, the corners of his mouth were grinning to the roots of his ears.
He has been thinking about the emperor's dendrobium orchids for a long time, but the emperor is reluctant to give him one.
Now it's okay, let my baby daughter get it back.
Don't ask why Ye Chufeng knew that his daughter got it back, but if he asked, his son was not good at being coquettish, otherwise he would have got it back a long time ago.
And the seven elder brothers stared at Qin Ruoshuang's chest without blinking, and Qin Ruoshuang was terrified.
What's wrong with these sons today?
Could it be that Mo'er was wronged in the palace?
Qin Ruoshuang frowned and asked, "What's wrong with you?" Why are you all looking at the concubine? ”
The seven brothers didn't know how to speak, and the six brothers all looked at Ye Muchen.
The meaning is obvious, you are the least you say.
Qin Ruoshuang also looked at Ye Muchen, "Chen'er, say it!" What happened? ”
Ye Muchen looked at the six elder brothers, and turned his head to look at Qin Ruoshuang's chest again, "Mother, the eighth sister said that she wanted to eat a pacifier." ”
Bai Qianmo: ╭(╯ε╰)╮!!