Chapter 257 Who taught you to poke someone's ass with a stick
When Mrs. Liu woke up the next day, not only could she not speak, but she didn't even know who she was.
After Luo Jiuying left, the secret guard went up to the roof with a puzzled face, and lifted the tiles on Mrs. Liu's roof to take a look.
I saw Mrs. Liu sleeping quietly, the corners of her mouth raised, and I don't know what she dreamed of?
Covered with tiles, the Dark Guard returned to his place.
Following.
As soon as Ye Chufeng came back from the court and finished breakfast, a secret guard came to report: "Lord Wang, Mrs. Liu is already delirious and unable to speak. ”
Ye Chufeng nodded and said, "Well, that's good, you hold on for two more days, and you can withdraw soon." ”
"Yes, the subordinates retired."
After the secret guard left, Ye Chufeng went out again, and when he came back, he took a few craftsmen with him, they were the craftsmen Ye Chufeng found to build a dark room for Bai Qianmo.
After the dark room is built, Cheng Yunhai will arrange the hidden weapon.
The reason why I came yesterday was completely to collect Bai Qianmo as a disciple.
After breakfast, Bai Qianmo and the children rested for a while, and then called Luo Jiuying and Cheng Yunhai to prepare to go to the bullfight.
Not long after leaving the gate, a few children met the Emperor and the Queen Mother, who were rushing to the palace under the protection of the Imperial Forest Army.
When the Emperor Taishang saw that a few children were going out, he immediately asked, "Mo'er girl, where are you going?" ”
Bai Qianmo took a short leg and ran towards the Emperor: "Grandfather Huang, why are you here?" ”
The Emperor Taishang pretended to be angry and said, "Are you embarrassed to ask?" You and Chen'er didn't go into the palace to visit Lone, so Lone had to come out to see you. ”
"Hehe...... Bai Qianmo smiled a little embarrassedly: "Grandfather Huang, it's not that my granddaughter doesn't go to see you, it's really too busy in the past two days." ”
Bai Qianmo said as she stretched out her hand and pulled the Empress Dowager and the Empress Dowager towards Luo Jiuying.
Luo Jiuying bowed in a standing posture, because the Emperor allowed him to bow without kneeling.
Cheng Yunhai is different, he doesn't know the Emperor and the Queen Mother at all.
Although he is also the master of Bai Qianmo and Ye Muchen, he must kneel and bow when he sees the Emperor Taishang and the Queen Mother.
"The grass people knock to see the emperor and the queen mother." Cheng Yunhai knelt down and said.
Emperor Taishang looked at Cheng Yunhai: "Who is this?" ”
Bai Qianmo hurriedly explained: "Imperial grandfather, this is Master Cheng, the master of the divine machine, and now he is the second master of his granddaughter and seventh brother. ”
The Emperor Tai's eyes widened: "Second Master? Master of the Divine Machine? ”
"Uh-huh!" Bai Qianmo nodded like pounding garlic.
"Ouch hey! Master Cheng, please get up quickly, and in the future, in front of the Queen Mother Gu He, you will not be allowed to kneel and bow, and you can stand and bow like Old Man Luo. ”
Cheng Yunhai got up and clenched his fists: "Thank you Emperor Tai!" ”
Emperor Taishang looked at Bai Qianmo: "Mo'er girl, you haven't told Gu yet, where are you going?" ”
"Grandfather Huang, we are going to bullfighting to train light skills and reflexes."
The Emperor Taishang looked puzzled: "Bullfighting? Where did the cattle come from? ”
"An uncle on the west side of the city gate has a cow, which we met two days ago, and the uncle told us to go to his house to fight bulls at any time."
Emperor Taishang touched his chin: "It sounds like it's fun, Lone will go with you." ”
Bai Qianmo nodded: "Okay!" The imperial grandfather and the imperial grandmother should indeed walk more, exercise and exercise, let's go! ”
The Emperor and the Queen Mother are both wearing civilian clothes, so naturally they don't have to go back to change their clothes.
As soon as the Emperor heard that the little good grandson was willing to take him with him, he immediately ordered the Imperial Forest Army behind him: "You all go back!" Gu is going to go out with Gu's little good grandson, and with Dr. Luo here, there will be no danger. ”
The commander of the Imperial Forest Army clasped his fists and said, "Obey orders!" ”
can go out to play with Bai Qianmo, the Emperor Taishang is as happy as a child, and the Queen Mother is also smiling from ear to ear.
The little girl pulled the emperor with one hand and the queen mother with the other, and walked happily towards the city gate.
Today's street is crowded with people coming and going, Bai Qianmo tightly took the hands of the old couple and walked forward.
Suddenly, a skinny man in front of him was sneaking up on a gorgeously dressed fat man, ready to steal the fat man's money bag.
Bai Qianmo blinked, turned her head to Xiao Jiu and said, "Xiao Jiu, you come to the front." ”
Xiao Jiu obediently ran to Bai Qianmo: "Little Eighth Sister, what's wrong?" ”
Bai Qianmo looked in the direction of the thief, leaned close to Xiao Jiu's ear and whispered, "That thief will be handed over to you to solve." ”
Xiao Jiu looked at the sneaky thief, his eyes lit up and said, "Hehe, no problem, leave it to me." ”
Bai Qianmo nodded and raised her eyebrows, looking at Xiao Jiu quietly, to see how she cleaned up the thief?
The Emperor and the Queen Mother didn't hear what Bai Qianmo said, they only saw her mouth open, and looked in the direction of her upturned mouth, and saw the thief following the fat man and preparing to find an opportunity to attack.
As soon as the Emperor Taishang wanted to make a sound, Bai Qianmo quickly tugged the Emperor's hand and shook his head at him.
Emperor Taishang suddenly realized, and immediately understood Bai Qianmo's purpose of calling Xiao Jiu to the front, nodded with a smile, and looked at Xiao Jiu expectantly.
Xiao Jiusi looked around, and saw a bamboo stick about six inches long with the thickness of her thumb in the corner of her right hand, and ran over to pick it up with a smile and held it in her hand.
When the thief's hand reached for the money bag on the fat man's waist, Xiao Jiu pinched the bamboo stick in his right hand and poked it violently at the location of the thief's anus.
"Ah......h
The thief jumped three feet high and let out a terrible scream.
The fat man in front of the thief was bumped by the thief jumping up, turned around angrily, and grabbed the thief's neck with his big fat hand: "What the are you doing?" ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I was pushed and accidentally bumped into you, I'm sorry!" The thief quickly endured the pain and excused himself.
The fat man just wanted to retract his hand, Xiao Jiu pointed at the thief and said, "Don't be deceived by him, he wants to steal your money bag, I saw it, so I poked him with a stick, and by the way, I will give you a reminder." ”
"Oh, thank you little girl for the reminder." The fat man smiled at Xiao Jiu and thanked him, and when he turned his head to face the thief, he immediately became fierce: "You dare to steal Lao Tzu's money bag, go, go to the official mansion with Lao Tzu." ”
The thief was anxious: "No, no, no, it's not like this, I really didn't want to steal your money bag, she slandered me." ”
"You're a fucking ball, huh? Why does the little girl want to slander you, don't talk nonsense, go, go to the government, dare to talk nonsense again, Lao Tzu will pinch your neck. ”
The thief didn't dare to say anything, and was pinched by the neck by the fat man, and carried away like a little chick.
The corners of the Emperor's mouth, the Queen Mother, Luo Jiuying and Cheng Yunhai twitched wildly, such a damaging move, she actually made a dignified nine princesses?
Emperor Taishang asked with a dark face: "Yan'er, who taught you to poke people's buttocks with a stick?" ”