Chapter 278: I'm going to make him eat this time
Under the leadership of Wu Xiaolei, they quickly found a pig farmer's family.
Speaking of the situation, the pig uncle is happy.
The uncle said excitedly: "If you want anything else, you want pig dung, and it's no problem to bury that dog official in pig dung."
But that thing is so dirty, don't get it, I'll get it, get two baskets and pick it up directly, and kill the dog officer. ”
Bai Qianmo smiled so much that there was only a slit left in her eyes: "Thank you, uncle, then you can get it quickly, let's go together when you finish it." ”
"No problem, you wait for me, I'll go get the basket."
After saying that, the pig uncle turned around and went to get the basket.
The uncle trotted all the way, and soon brought two baskets and a shovel for picking dung.
The uncle was very fast, shoveled two baskets of pig dung, and specially found a small shovel to put in the basket, picked up the pig dung and followed Bai Qianmo and them to the street.
In the middle of the day, the county magistrate, his sister and brother-in-law were locked into a prison car by the government officials, and they set off from the county government and began to parade through the streets.
Not long after the prisoner van went out, the crowd gathered more and more on the street.
As soon as they saw that the county orders that used to be arrogant and domineering were now locked up in prison cars and marching on the streets, where could the people just watch the excitement?
What rotten vegetable leaves and broken stones, all greeted the county commander and his sister and brother-in-law.
It's just that the rotten vegetable leaves and broken stones are fine, it's just that the broken stones hit the body a little painfully.
But the prisoner cart was not halfway through, and Bai Qianmo and his party were already waiting for the prisoner cart.
Seeing the prisoner car coming, Bai Qianmo grabbed a rotten egg and threw it out with a "bang".
With a "snap", the rotten egg smashed on the eyebrows of the county order very accurately.
The egg was broken, and the black and gray egg liquid flowed down the center of the county order's eyebrows, and the stinky smell instantly emanated.
"Vomit ......" The county order was smoked and retched.
Bai Qianmo covered her nose: "Wow, biochemical weapons!" Vomit...... It stinks! ”
Ye Muchen also took a rotten egg, aimed at the enemy's outer eyebrows and threw it out.
With a "pop", the eggs shattered, and the rotten egg liquid that smoked the dead man's rotten egg flowed down the sides of the nose and the corners of the mouth.
The enemy roared angrily: "Who the hell threw rotten eggs? ”
Ye Muchen raised his eyebrows: "It was thrown by this son, do you have an opinion?" Not only does this son have to throw rotten eggs, but he also wants you to eat.
Uncle, put on pig manure. ”
"Okay! Look at mine. ”
The uncle shoveled a little pig manure with a small shovel and threw it out directly.
In the next second, Bai Qianmo's eyes widened: "Wow! So accurate! said let him eat, the uncle really threw the pig dung on his mouth, amazing, too good, the uncle continued, hahahaha......"
The uncle looked excited: "Okay! Look at me, this time I'm going to make the county eat. ”
Bai Qianmo covered her mouth and nose, and said angrily: "He is no longer a county order, he is a scumbag." ”
The uncle nodded: "That's right, it's a scumbag and a brute, this time I'm going to let him eat shit." ”
"Boom!"
A lump of pig manure covered the mouth and nose of the county order.
The county commander rolled his eyes in disgust, and he didn't dare to open his mouth, so he could only keep shaking his head, trying to shake off the pig manure.
Bai Qianmo gave a thumbs up: "There is no one else who is this quasi-head, uncle, how did you practice it?" ”
The uncle smiled a little embarrassedly: "When I was a child, my family was poorer, and I couldn't even eat, let alone eat meat. ”
"I see, this skill is good, uncle, go on, paste the two baskets of pig manure on the faces of the three of them."
"Okay, no problem, stay away, it stinks too much in here." The uncle looked at the rotten egg that Wu Xiaolei was carrying: "Give me this too!" I promise to smudge them all in the face. ”
Wu Xiaolei did not hesitate to hand the rotten eggs to the uncle, he couldn't throw them himself, he was afraid of wasting them.
Although it is rotten eggs, it is not easy to come by, and the number is not much, only the old hen that fails to hatch can be used as a weapon, and he is reluctant to waste it.
The uncle took turns greeting the three county commanders with a shovel of pig manure and rotten eggs, and they were covered all over their faces.
Bai Qianmo and Ye Muchen retreated to the side to watch the excitement, they all covered their mouths and noses, and they were a little unbearable to be smoked, but they were still quite excited to watch.
The onlookers also kept throwing rotten vegetable leaves and broken stones, and even a few ordinary people who hated the county order were so angry that they let a few children pee and thin mud on the spot, and then wrapped them in larger leaves to greet the three of them.
When did the three criminals suffer such humiliation, especially the eldest lady outside the enemy? Her heart had already collapsed.
It's either pig manure or rotten eggs or rotten vegetable leaves, it's no wonder she doesn't collapse.
The eldest lady of the Qiu family cried so much that she was more sad than her dead father and mother.
But no matter how pitiful and sad she cried, no one sympathized with her.
The whole street was overcrowded, and all kinds of invective could be heard:
"I really deserve it, this dog official also has today, bullying our people for so long, and finally God opened his eyes and let these beasts be punished."
"These three brutes are about to be beheaded, take advantage of now, let's have revenge and revenge, and kill them!"
"Kill these three inhuman brutes and kill them!"
"Inhuman brutes, scum who have suffered a thousand cuts, God has opened his eyes, finally someone has come out to clean them up, everyone beats them hard, they can continue tomorrow, they can't make them feel better!"
“......”
The officials couldn't stand the smell for a long time, so they put the three of them directly on the street, so that the people could vent their anger to their heart's content.
The uncle gave rotten eggs and two baskets of pig manure to the three of them, and then came to Bai Qianmo's side with an excited face: "Little girl, all of them have been thrown on the three beasts, and this basket will be returned to you." ”
Bai Qianmo nodded with a smile and took the basket: "Uncle, these three scum will be on the street for three days, and they can continue tomorrow." ”
The uncle smiled: "Okay, I'll come back tomorrow to greet them and let them eat enough." ”
"Well, goodbye, uncle."
Bai Qianmo waved goodbye to her uncle.
It was so stinky that Bai Qianmo covered her mouth and nose and said, "Seventh brother, let's go back!" I can't stand this stinking smell. ”
Ye Muchen nodded: "I can't stand it anymore, let's go back." ”
After speaking, Ye Muchen took Bai Qianmo's little hand and made a detour back to the county office.
After three days of parade through the streets, the prefectural magistrate and his sister and brother-in-law were executed.
On the fourth day, the new county order sent by the emperor rushed to the county office.
The new county order took office, and after Ye Chufeng handed over to him, he was ready to leave Yunxuanyi.
Chang's face was full of gratitude, and he knelt in front of Ye Chufeng and said, "Thank you, Lord Wang!" ”
"Get up! Chang, what are your plans for the future? ”
"The slave family is going to go to Ti Ancient City, with those silver tickets that Miss Eight gave to the slave family, the slave family can live a good life with their children!"