Chapter 10: The Dog Officer
Lin Qiye had been preparing for a day, a full twenty-four hours, and he had already thought very clearly, and he must not allow Lin Feng to quibble, and with a wave of his hand, he said viciously:
"Bring the bitter Lord. ”
As soon as the bitter master came, he was a man in his thirties, who seemed to be loyal and honest, and when he pointed to Lin Fengjin, he cried:
"The chirping chicken that the villain raised all year round was stolen and eaten by him last month!"
Lin Qiye felt a little stunned, because it was not quite the same as the previous lines? He obviously taught this person to say that he was forcibly buying land, but in a blink of an eye, he felt that it was not bad to smear Lin Fengjin as the crime of stealing chickens and dogs, so he borrowed the donkey under the slope and roared violently:
"Little bastard, the bitter master is here, what do you say?"
The two scholars accompanying him were stunned, and there was also some taste of crying and laughing, they still knew a little bit about Lin Fengjin, and they knew that Lin Fengjin's family was rich, if they made fish and meat in the township, it was very likely to buy and sell, and bully men and women, but it was really a bit strange to say that this young master who had been handed down for two generations would actually run to steal chickens to eat.
Immediately afterwards, another bitter master ran out, this time he actually said that Lin Fengjin had occupied his wife, and the mother-in-law knelt behind her and howled, but she was a fat woman in her forties, and the fat on her body was constantly trembling, and from time to time she would take a cold breath from the gap between her fingers to watch the movement here.
Lin Qiye also felt that something was wrong, because he arranged for the wronged person to accuse the Lin family of occupying his daughter, but as soon as this old man saw Lin Fengjin's embarrassed and tangled expression at this time, it was really as if he was constipated, and he immediately felt comfortable, and continued to roar:
"You brute, you are simply defiling the lintel of my house!"
The two scholars next to him were really enduring, the two of them laughed enough, and heard Lin Fengjin call him the seventh uncle, knowing that Lu Dao was Lin Fengjin's elder. persuaded this old-timer not to misunderstand. Unexpectedly, Lin Qiye was still worried about the fact that these two people had scolded the "old disgust" together before, and wanted to cut off a thousand knives, so he directly snorted and scolded:
"Which crotch did you two little horns come out of to call me an old-timer? Wrapped up with this little bastard, they're all fucking pickles!"
This Lin Qiye scolded happily, and let out a good breath, but he scolded everyone in front of him. Lin Fengjin's face also changed, and he said angrily:
"Uncle Seven, you are also a person who reads the books of sages. Anyway, he's a lifter, why do you speak so viciously?"
Lin Qiye is sixty-eight this year, but he was a man in the middle of forty years ago, but he was a pig killer before, but he married a wife who had money. At that time, because of the early construction of Nanzheng, the country's finances were a little embarrassed, so it was allowed to "donate", which means to use money to buy the identity of a person. But there is also a name, called tribute. You can only enjoy the privileges corresponding to your status. But it can't be used as a qualification for being an official. So it's normal for him to be rude and rude when he doesn't read.
And the two gentlemen were scolded as little lewd sticks, and the middle-aged man next to Lin Fengjin was scolded as pickled goods. His face changed suddenly. Immediately, an attendant next to him stood up and shouted angrily:
"What a dog's guts! dare to insult the imperial court officials in person?"
As soon as this sentence fell into his ears, Lin Qiye's heart suddenly struck, you must know that at this time, the criminal law is a very test of chewing words. The two crimes of "insulting the imperial court officials" and "insulting the imperial court officials in person" seem to be similar, but in fact, the difference between the convictions is quite large.
It stands to reason that it's the same, it's like secretly engaging in extramarital affairs or something. Maybe my wife will turn a blind eye, but if she takes it home directly and does it in person, it is estimated that a bloody case will happen on the spot, and she will have to go to court the next day.
Lin Qiye was still pondering, but when he saw several people waiting outside, he rushed over to take someone, but he also came prepared, preventing Lin Feng from turning his face in annoyance and shame, plus this was originally his storefront, he immediately shouted, and immediately rushed out from behind A dozen people with shovels and brooms confronted each other.
And Lin Qiye has also heard that the guards of Lin Fengjin's house are very fierce, lest they can't resist it, and they will be dragged out to die, so they sent someone out to guard it early, and if there is something wrong, they will go to the yamen here to ask for tolerance, saying that the yamen of Fuling County is not far from the wharf, that is, three or five hundred meters, and it will be there in the blink of an eye.
The two sides were at a stalemate, but when they saw Lin Fengjin walk out, he sighed and said:
"Uncle Seven, why do you have to do this? Didn't my father call you when he was drinking flower wine, and you have been thinking about it until now. Come and kowtow to Lord Luo and admit your mistakes, otherwise, it will be difficult to clean up.
When Lin Qiye heard his words, he was even more angry! Feelings Lin Fengjin actually went around the bend and said that he was jealous of prostitutes to make trouble? He was originally the kind of person who was narrow-minded and stubborn, and his fame was also donated, and he had been in the countryside for decades, what knowledge could he have?
At this time, it was even more inflammatory, asking him to kowtow and admit his mistakes, wouldn't he have to be soft in the face of Lin Fengjin's junior? This is more uncomfortable than killing him, and after seeing the kind middle-aged man's poor clothes, he looked down on him in his heart, and immediately sneered:
"Little bastard, don't come to this set! Take an official the size of a sesame mung bean to scare me? Insulting an official of the imperial court in front of me is just opening your mouth for thirty and flowing for three hundred miles! Master, I am a person, but I am only fined dozens of hundreds of taels of silver, I see you bite Lao Tzu's cock?"
Lin Feng took this Lin family's seven rooms, and the biggest place is this. Although now "no words" is good at dancing in Xiangfan, and the business of selling wind and rain is very hot, it is really embarrassing to clean up the seventh room of the Lin family, the reason is that he has an identity as a lifter.
If you make a little affair and sin, it won't hurt him or not! If the crime is planted and his family is in the same family, he must be careful not to be talked about, and it is easy to leak the news. And the social atmosphere at this time is very weird, there is no way to cover up the crime, if a person commits a crime, relatives and friends will sue him for guilt, and covering him is accepted by public opinion.
Lin Qiye is the character of a stubborn donkey, seeing that everyone can't do anything about him, and expecting that the business that Lin Feng is about to talk about will be stirred up like this, it is estimated that Huang Ding, he couldn't help but laugh, and said proudly:
"The old man has to go home to feed the dogs! I don't have time to accompany you to make noise, but I have the ability to see you at the yamen. ”
Saying that, he turned around and left, but Lin Fengjin sighed, and said to the two scholars and the middle-aged man:
"The family is unfortunate, and this wicked person has made the two and adults laugh. ”
The two scholars could only smile bitterly, and the middle-aged man comforted him by the way. Lin Qiye had just walked away five or six steps at this time, and when he saw that the few tolerances he had invited before came, his heart moved, so he stuffed a piece of silver into the past, intending to let the tolerance go to disgust people again.
This tolerance naturally didn't dare to provoke Lin Fengjian, but the foreigner next to him could take it a look, and was about to go up to ask, but he didn't expect that an entourage next to him had already strode over with a calm face, first showed him his waist card, and then took out the official document to show him. The errand officer was immediately frightened, and suddenly fell to his knees in the underground tunnel:
"I've seen Lord Dutai!"
Lin Qiye was walking out proudly, and suddenly heard the word "Dutai", just like a thunderbolt exploded next to his ears on a sunny day! Both legs were weak, and he almost fell backwards.
Because although Lin Qiye does not learn and has no skills, he also knows that according to the official title of Nanzheng, only a state of Xuetai can be called the superintendent, the full name is the superintendent Xuezheng, also known as the Xuetai!
Under normal circumstances, if you want to get rid of the fame of Xiucai, then the county school has this right. If you want to get rid of the fame of lifting people, you need the school platform of the state and county to come forward, and the people who study in the world are not just for fame and fortune, and the school platform has this power of life and death in its hands, what kind of majesty is it?
Lin Qiye has been rampant in the countryside for thirty or forty years, and he doesn't rely on the fame of the person on his head?
was in a panic and dazedness, suddenly a lewd Taoist priest with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks came out, but it was Lin Fengjin's companion, this guy sang a fat song to Lin Qiye, and said with a wicked smile:
"Ling Lang deceived and raped the women of good families in the county, and it is estimated that he will be removed from the show tomorrow, and he has just scolded Yizhou Xuetai, and his white body is just around the corner!
After Lin Qiye heard this, his eyes were dark, and he fainted directly, and when he woke up, he found that the whole family was crying around the bed, miserable and panicked as if he had done a ghost, and he didn't even have to drink hot water.
At this time, if you ask carefully, even the tenant families who brought him to join him for rent and tax exemption have run cleanly!
Without the title of lifter, there is no privilege of exempting people from forced labor under all kinds of protection, who the fuck is still angry under you bad old man?
Lin Fengjin's trick of drawing salary from the bottom of the kettle can be said to be very beautiful, first go to the fame of this dead old man, and wait until you become a white-bodied commoner, when the time comes, the white road and the black way, the yang road and the yin ~ The way can fish and flesh him at will, and in the end, it is not back and forth in the palm of the hand, if you want to rub it flat, you will rub it flat, and if you want to pinch it, you will pinch it? (To be continued......)