Chapter 4 Uncle Xiao Comes Out Under the Stick

The old Zhu family has two common characteristics.

Feature 1: Infinite energy.

Feature 2: Quirky genius ideas.

The combination of these two traits can lead to miracles, but for the most part leads to destruction.

The three little ones of the eighteenth uncle Zhu Yang are the three little crazy donkeys,

They can't let their energy go out all day long, so they are causing trouble everywhere in the palace.

And

All of them are not lost to the second and third children when they were children.

Not counting the little twenty-two and twenty-three who were born in the past two years, these two are still breastfeeding,

From thirteen to twenty-one,

Nine live donkeys, every day is crazy.

If Zhu Xiongying wants to cure them, it really can't be done without some evil tricks.

Zhu Xiongying can also play Lao Zhu's set,

Uncle filial piety under the belt,

But let's not talk about whether this act is filial or not,

In fact, it's useless to beat them!

Lao Zhu knows best,

The little Zhu cubs have been since they were children, and their skins are thicker than the other.

When you beat him, he immediately produces antibodies.

If you want to hit him next time, it's not enough to use the strength of the last time, and you have to put down a heavier hand.

Like Lao Zhu beating the second and third children, it is basically in the later stage, or if you don't make a move, you have to call two imperial doctors to prepare for rescue next to you as soon as you make a move.

If you do this,

Zhu Xiongying's soles don't have to leave his hands,

Just these nine little live donkeys are enough for Zhu Xiongying to keep spinning in circles.

In the future, Zhu Xiongying also thought about it,

Aren't you creative, if you cause trouble, I'll clean you up.

Little eighteen or three, seeing that they were hung up in a basket, also knew that a catastrophe was coming.

Don't think that children don't know anything, children are far smarter than adults think,

At the very least, they will look at their eyes and know when to make trouble and when not to make trouble.

Little Twenty Zhu Song turned his head and looked at the crowd aggrievedly,

There is his own mother, Concubine Zhou,

Little eighteen Zhu Lu and little nineteen Zhu Lu immediately understood,

Qi Qi looked at his mother-in-law, hoping that his mother-in-law could help come out and speak,

But

As soon as the eyes of the three little ones passed, their mother-in-law hurriedly lowered her head, and could only pretend not to see it.

Joke

When Lao Zhu gave birth to these little princes, he was looking for smart and beautiful young concubines, in order to give birth to children.

Where did these young concubines get the right to speak in the harem?

Even old qualifications like Concubine Hu Ding, Concubine Da, and Concubine Guo Hui are not qualified to come forward to speak, let alone them?

And the harem understands that if you disobey Hong Wuye, you will die by yourself,

But if you disobey His Royal Highness the Taisun, that is, you will sit together!

Seeing that his own mother couldn't be relied on, Xiao Twenty Zhu Song gave up very quickly, and looked at Queen Ma pitifully,

The real talker of the harem.

Queen Ma frowned and looked at the three little naughty ones, and snorted coldly,

Xiao Twenty immediately accepted his fate, and crawled to Zhu Xiongying's feet with a sad face.

"Big nephew, spare me once, I won't dare next time!"

"Still thinking about next time?!"

Zhu Xiongying's eyes widened, so he was stunned,

Usually Zhu Xiongying is a peaceful little beautiful man, but when he is with a few bear children,

Zhu Xiongying's red temperature line is getting lower and lower,

"Shadow Seven! Give him three to get over!

Keep an eye on them! ”

"Yes, Your Highness."

Ying Qi picked up the little twenty Zhu Song and clamped it under his arm, and then lifted the little eighteen Zhu Luo with one hand, and the little nineteen Zhu Lu with the other.

Go straight to the official house.

Zhu Xiongying's eyes swept around, and he saw the ghostly fifteenth uncle Zhu Zhi again,

After Xiao Fifteen met Zhu Xiongying's gaze, he hurriedly turned around and ran,

"Uncle Fifteen! Come here! ”

Zhu Zhi turned around awkwardly and walked over reluctantly,

"Big, big nephew..."

Zhu Xiongying grabbed Uncle Fifteen's ear,

With a nuclear smile,

Gritted his teeth and asked,

"Uncle Fifteen, didn't my homework end yesterday?

Why haven't you paid it yet? ”

Little fifteen Zhu Zhi, unconvinced,

"We haven't paid any of them!

Big nephew, why are you holding on to me?! ”

Zhu Xiongying quickly discovered the blind spot,

"How many of us?!

Okay guys!

Let's lie to me! ”

Little fifteen Zhu Zhi hurriedly covered his mouth and shook his head,

Afraid of the Tao,

"Great, big nephew, I didn't mean that!"

Zhu Xiongying tugged on the ears of the fifteenth uncle and twisted it around, and then turned the super perception to the maximum, and found that these uncles were hiding nearby!

Zhu Xiongying's temples jumped wildly,

"You guys play hide and seek with me, don't you?"

then

took the fifteenth uncle into Lao Zhu's hands, Lao Zhu didn't say a word, picked up the big shoehorn and beat it,

Beat the little fifteen crying dad and calling mother,

Zhu Xiongying was stunned, he just wanted to store the fifteenth uncle in his grandfather's place, but he didn't expect his grandfather to start so quickly.

Okay, let's fight.

Zhu Xiongying's movements were extremely beautiful and moved up in the crowd, and he made a few sighs in a row.

From 13 to 17, all of them were caught.

Zhu Xiongying looked at the seventeenth uncle Zhu Quan,

"Did you come up with the idea?!"

Zhu Quan shook his head again and again and assured,

"Big nephew, it's really not me!

I want to turn in my homework, I'm done!

They forced me not to pay it! ”

General Zhu Xiongying asked suspiciously,

"Really?"

Little Seventeen Zhu Quan nodded, and then took out his homework directly from his arms,

Zhu Xiongying took it,

One look,

It's all excellently written.

Zhu Xiongying looked at the seventeenth uncle Zhu Quan strangely, and saw that the rest of the uncles were glaring at Zhu Quan angrily.

Thirteenth Uncle Zhu Gui finally couldn't help it,

scolded angrily,

"Seventeenth brother! You're not a thing, are you?

Didn't you promise to get it? Say not to pay together!

Why are you still secretly writing a copy?! ”

Zhu Xiongying instantly understood, the seventeenth uncle Zhu Quan rode on the wall here!

Little Seventeen Zhu Quan looked at Little Thirteen righteously, and then glanced at Lao Zhu from time to time.

"Thirteenth brother! What are you talking about?!

The eldest nephew is all for our good! I didn't want to be involved with you guys in the first place!

If you hadn't forced me, would I have been able to compromise on everything?! ”

As soon as Little Thirteen Zhu Gui heard this, he directly threw himself at Little Seventeen Zhu Quan,

Zhu Xiongying stretched out his hand in mid-air to intercept the thirteenth uncle Zhu Gui, and kicked his buttocks.

Then he picked up the seventeenth uncle Zhu Quan, and kicked his buttocks.

Zhu Quan looked at Zhu Xiongying with a confused expression,

Zhu Xiongying took out the fifteenth uncle who was beaten to death from his grandfather, and directly packed these uncles together and threw them into the Xianshu Palace.

Angry shouted,

"You don't copy your homework ten times! Don't come out today! ”

Xianshu Palace is the dormitory of the Lu family, after the death of the Lu family, the Xianshu Palace has been invalid,

Such a ruined palace is naturally rumored to be a god, and it has become a place for children to explore at night.

was thrown into the ghostly Xianshu Palace, these children immediately huddled together, and they were all scared to pee.

No matter how they cried, Zhu Xiongying was not soft-hearted at all.

Lift up your eyes and look at the sun,

Just cleaned up these uncles, and half an hour has passed,

It's like this every day!