Chapter 57: The Three Fools of Changfu
Changjia
Lan Yu, Chang Mao, and Chang Sen sat in a row facing Zhu Xiongying.
Zhu Xiongying's brows furrowed, and the tenth uncle Zhu Tan sighed on the side,
Zhu Xiong's English is serious,
Asked again,
"Uncle, grandfather, uncle, third uncle,
Are you sure, you ate?
It's the elixir, the one that smells very good. ”
Uncle Chang Mao said directly,
"I ate it, when His Highness Ten sent it, he said that it was prepared for me.
What's wrong, Xiongying, is my uncle in trouble? ”
Zhu Xiongying shook his head and smiled reluctantly,
Said
"Uncle is fine, this is for you."
Then he muttered to himself,
"It's strange, how can it be useless?"
Zhu Xiongying raised his head and looked at his uncle and third uncle again,
Asked
"You ate it too?"
Lan Yu and Chang Sen glanced at each other, then nodded and said,
"Eat it!"
Zhu Xiongying opened his mouth and asked seriously,
"Uncle, there are seven monkeys on the tree and one monkey on the ground, how many monkeys are there in total?"
Uncle and grandfather didn't even want to blurt it out,
replied directly,
"Two monkeys!"
Then he said a little unpleasantly,
"Xiongying, are you taking your uncle and grandfather for a fool?
Isn't such a simple question an insult to my intelligence? ”
Chang Sen nodded in agreement on the side,
Zhu Xiongying's face was full of question marks,
loss of voice,
"Isn't this eight monkeys? How can it be two monkeys?! ”
Zhu Xiongying was really scared,
He was afraid that there would be any side effects of the elixir refined by Uncle Ten,
Not only did it not increase IQ, but it made my uncle and grandfather even more stupid.
Such a simple addition and subtraction within ten,
If you can't figure it out, count it on your fingers,
Why are they all eight, how can they be counted as two?
Chang Mao stopped his uncle Lan Yu who was about to speak,
Handed a glance at Lan Yu,
This little problem doesn't need to be done by my uncle, let me go!
Lan Yu nodded, and exchanged a look with Chang Sen,
Okay, such a simple question, just give you a chance to perform,
I saw that the uncle squatted directly on the chair, scratching his ears and cheeks and began to imitate the little monkey.
looked at Zhu Xiongying and said,
"There's a monkey riding in the tree! A monkey on the ground!
One plus one will be two!
Two monkeys! ”
Smack!
Tenth Uncle Zhu Tan really didn't hold back on the side,
The teacup in his hand was directly broken and broken, Zhu Tan looked at Chang Mao dumbfounded, Chang Mao still looked confident,
I just heard that Changfu is full of fools,
When I saw it with my own eyes, I knew that there was no vanity under the fame,
Zhu Xiongying was also stunned,
Now my uncle and grandfather have this kind of symptom, it's really hard to judge, whether the elixir has any effect or not.
It seems to be smarter, and it seems to be more stupid,
Zhu Xiongying could only look at Zhu Tan, his eyes full of distrust,
He asked,
"Uncle Ten, did you make it?!"
Tenth Uncle Zhu Tan was asked anxiously,
Without saying a word, he took out the pill from his belt and stuffed it directly into his mouth.
Chewing and saying,
"Damn! I'll try one myself! ”
Tenth Uncle Zhu Tan swallowed the laborious elixir,
After a pause,
I obviously feel that my thinking is much clearer, and the things I couldn't understand before are instantly transparent.
"This is so easy to use!"
Tenth Uncle Zhu Tan looked at Lan Yu and the three of them with frightened eyes,
For scientific and technological talents like the tenth uncle and the fifth uncle, what they pursue is a general way to solve problems.
If they suddenly find out, there are very large bUgs, and there are three of them,
For them, it was a big blow.
Tenth Uncle Zhu Tan gritted his teeth and said,
"Something strange! I'm going to find a way to improve it!
I'm going to have to make you three smarter! ”
After that,
Uncle Ten didn't say hello to Zhu Xiongying, just like crazy, he ran out of Changfu.
Chang Sen stretched out his head and looked at the back of Zhu Tan leaving,
asked seriously,
"Your Highness the Ten, are you a fool?"
"Uh..."
Zhu Xiongying was completely speechless,
can only change the subject,
"Uncle and grandfather, your country is stable this time,
Grandpa wants you to let the history books remember your achievements in conquering Sun Moon Island forever, and crown you as the Duke of Japan. ”
"Great!"
When Lan Yu heard this, she jumped up in ecstasy,
He always had a feeling that he should have become a prince five years ago.
I don't know why, it's been delayed until now.
Zhu Xiongying couldn't hold back a smile, looked at his uncle and grandfather and asked seriously,
"That, uncle and grandfather, is the name of the Japanese Duke okay?"
Lan Yu didn't even think about nodding,
Said
"Okay! Why not?
I just love the day! It's called Ri Guogong! ”
As soon as he heard that his uncle and grandfather felt that there was no problem, Zhu Xiongying didn't say much.
nodded, and then looked at the third uncle,
Said
"Third uncle, this time I will also reward you for being an official."
The third uncle, Chang Sen, put down the snacks in his hand and shook his head,
Said
"Xiongying, the third uncle doesn't want to be an official."
Uncle Chang Mao patted Chang Sen's head,
Bellowed
"You're stupid!
Now Changfu is your brother and me, who are officials in the court,
If you can be an official, you must do it! ”
Chang Sen covered his head and looked at his eldest brother aggrievedly,
Said
"But,
Big brother, I really don't want to be an official! ”
"You! Never mind!
Xiongying, when the time comes, let your third uncle go up and receive the order.
He's just a piece of wood, and it's useless to talk to him, so you don't have to ask him! ”
Zhu Xiongying looked at Chang Sen and met a pair of extremely simple eyes,
Asked seriously,
"Third uncle, what do you want?"
The third uncle Chang Sen's eyes flashed,
I'm sorry,
"Xiongying, I want to eat a lot of things that I haven't eaten."
"You rice bucket!"
Chang Mao took the case, pointed at Chang Sen, and scolded angrily with hatred that iron is not steel.
Lan Yu looked at Chang Mao,
said angrily,
"Chang Sen eats fifteen bowls of rice, and you have to eat ten bowls too,
The two of you are not bad, they are both rice buckets. ”
When Chang Mao heard this, he said aggrievedly,
"Uncle!"
Sapphire is very open-minded,
Waving his hand,
"The third child doesn't like it, so don't let him do it."
"Alas!"
Uncle Chang Mao had no choice but to sit down, so he could only accept his fate,
Although he has the highest title,
However, in Changfu, it has always been a blue jade clapper.
Zhu Xiongying said with a smile,
"That's it, third uncle, I'll grant your wishes."
After that,
Zhu Xiongying got up and went to the side room next to him,
Redeemed a room full of modern snacks,
dragged the third uncle over again,
"Third uncle, these are all yours."
Lan Yu and Chang Mao followed, their eyes widening on the side,
Then he looked at Zhu Xiongying in shock,
"It's all food?! You just spoil him!! ”
The third uncle looked straight at his hand, and the bun in his hand fell to the ground.
Then he was quickly picked up by the third uncle and stuffed into his mouth.
Explained,
"If something falls to the ground, it won't take more than three breaths, and it can still be eaten."
Zhu Xiongying smiled,
patted the third uncle's back,
"Third uncle, go ahead."
The third uncle Chang Sen trembled and walked into the snack park,
Zhu Xiongying closed the door for the third uncle,
The third uncle ushered in the happiest moment of his life!