Chapter 205: Blue Jade Buster
Lan Yu glanced at Chang Sheng with relief, there were still normal people in the Chang family.
Chang Sheng must be a normal person, and he has more business talent than ordinary people, otherwise, he would not have helped Zhu Xiongying run business for so long, and he was still thriving.
But Changsheng has a fatal flaw.
"Uncle, you came back to me just to ask how old I am?"
Chang Sheng's question directly made Lan Yu so angry that one Buddha went out of his body, and the second Buddha ascended to heaven.
Blue Jade roared,
"Is Lao Tzu stupid?! Or are you stupid?! ”
The broken hair that fell in front of Chang Sheng's face was all roared by Lan Yu and flew to the back of his head, which scared him so much that it turned black and white.
Changsheng said,
"Uncle, I didn't mess with you either.."
Chang Sheng has no problem on weekdays, but as long as he is with Chang Mao and Chang Sen, he will be substituted into an inexplicable field, and his IQ will be cleared in an instant.
I call it the bond of the three brothers of the Chang family. (3/3)
The three brothers share the same brain, and whose one they use is still random.
Lan Yu held his liver, and finally looked at Chang Mao,
Gritted his teeth and asked,
"How old are you?"
Changmao has a lot of vicissitudes,
Deep voice,
"Uncle, my father has twenty of me, and I Chinese New Year's Eve eight today."
Lan Yu's eyes darkened,
His fingers trembled and pointed at this brother, and he roared with a crying voice,
"A nearly forty! A fast thirty! A twenty-six!
Why don't you take a wife?
Why don't you get married!! ”
Lan Yu was going crazy, he didn't expect to have such a day.
The three brothers of the Chang family are all singles,
It's not terrible,
The most terrible thing is that everyone beats a bachelor for a different reason.
Now Lan Yu hasn't even figured this out, and there is no way to prescribe the right medicine at all.
Lan Yu pulled the chair, the chair rubbed the ground and made a screeching sound, Lan Yu snapped and put the chair in front of Chang Sen,
Lan Yu sat in the chair and held Chang Sen's big face with both hands,
Bring your face closer,
Gritted his teeth and said gently,
"Big baby, why don't you marry a wife?!"
Chang Sen looked at his hands that were still a little bit of residue, and was about to speak, Lan Yu covered Chang Sen's mouth,
Chang Sheng can see clearly on the side, and the green tendons on his uncle's forehead are beating wildly.
Lan Yu said with a smile,
"Third child, don't say it, you don't like anything but eat.
Getting married doesn't affect your eating, you know?
Uncle gives you a chance to reorganize the language, and answer the uncle, how can you get a wife?! ”
"Woooooooooooo
Lan Yu removed the hand covering Chang Sen's mouth, Chang Sen had a flash of inspiration, and the brains of the other two brothers instantly shut down.
"Uncle, the second brother and the eldest brother are not married, what am I anxious about?"
Chang Sen's wise answer, Lan Yu was stunned when he heard it,
Chang Sen's words, I actually understood them?!
When Lan Yu reacted, a look of ecstasy flashed in his eyes,
I can communicate!
If you can communicate, you have a way!
Sapphire repeated in surprise,
"You mean that as long as your eldest brother and second brother are married, then you are also married, right?"
Chang Sen nodded,
"Uncle, that's what I meant."
Lan Yu jumped up excitedly, patted Chang Sen's shoulder twice, and said excitedly,
"Then I understand! Then I get it!!
Come on! The third child, you go ahead and eat! ”
Chang Sen smiled, like a giant panda, he didn't know where to take out a long sugarcane, hugged it and gnawed it.
Lan Yu carried the chair and moved to Chang Sheng's face,
Continue to torture,
"Second brother, how can you get married?"
Chang Sheng scratched his head, his eyes flashed,
"Uncle, I'm now in charge of Xiongying's business, I really can't move my hands, I don't have the effort."
As soon as Lan Yu heard this,
It makes sense!
Compared with Chang Er's marriage, it must be the most important of Xiongying's great cause!
Look at it this way, often two dozen singles will be singles,
Just about to move the chair in front of Chang Mao, Lan Yu suddenly reacted, turned his head and stared at Chang Sheng,
Bellowed
"You fucking take Lao Tzu for a fool?! You're busy, and you're not busy with everything!
I can often see you lazy in the house! Are you busy?! ”
Chang ascended to a stagnant figure, and saw that it was debunked,
I can only reply again,
"Uncle, in fact, I think the same as the third brother, when the eldest brother marries a wife, I will marry a wife."
Lan Yu's face was expressionless when he heard this, and he grabbed Chang Sheng's chin with one hand and lifted him up,
Lao Tzu can't beat Chang Mao and Chang Sen, and he can't beat you?!
"Woo woo, why do you do it with me?"
Lan Yu said in a deep voice,
"Your uncle and I smell a lie, can you tell the truth? Well?! ”
Lan Yu raised Chang Sheng higher, Chang Sheng's face was flushed, and his legs kicked wildly,
Hoarse shouted,
"Uncle! I say! I say! ”
Lan Yu took Chang Sheng lightly,
"Humph! Say! ”
Chang Sheng's eyes were red, tears crackled and fell, Chang Sen saw this and stretched out the sugarcane,
Whispering,
"Second brother, this is for you to eat, don't be sad."
Chang Sheng shook his head,
"Third brother, I don't eat."
Chang Sheng raised his head and looked at Lan Yu, looking like he had reopened the wound, his face full of pain,
Heart-rending roar,
"I want to get married! It's not that I don't want to marry!
Nobody follows me!
Uncle! Nobody follows me! ”
When Lan Yu heard this, she was stunned as if she had been struck by lightning, and a sour feeling surged in her heart.
Lan Yu staggered two steps, squatted down, and hugged Chang Sheng in his arms,
Iron man tenderness,
"Second brother, don't worry, my uncle will pack a ticket with you, and I will definitely find you a good daughter-in-law!"
Chang Sheng didn't believe this, he had already entered the realm of a thousand rejections, that is, he had been rejected by girls more than a thousand times,
Chang Er doesn't want to fight a single, but he has no one to fuck him!
"Uncle, you lied to me..."
Chang Sheng cried in Lan Yu's arms and became a tearful man.
This made Lan Yu cry, and it was very distressing,
Sapphire packs the ticket,
"Don't worry! If only no one was with you!
Uncle will find a way for you! This has to be done for you! ”
Chang Sheng whispered in Lan Yu's arms,
"Uncle, I heard that your daughter is very beautiful, why don't you..."
The air was suddenly quiet,
Lan Yu took Chang Sheng out of his arms,
Said seriously,
"You're so good-looking, but you think it's beautiful,
Don't mention that next time, okay? ”
Chang Sheng felt a dangerous aura rushing towards him, and nodded again and again.
Lan Yu changed back to her original expression,
Swearing,
"Second brother, if you really can't help it! Uncle went to the Yunnan border to rob you of a daughter-in-law and come back! ”
"Zun Du fake doo?"
"What kind of are you talking about?"
"Uncle, is it really fake?"
"Really! Uncle said nothing about this! ”
Seeing that Chang Sheng had been appeased, Lan Yu breathed a long sigh of relief and walked in front of Chang Mao,
This is the biggest incurable disease right now!
Lan Yu looked at Chang Mao for a long time,
Asked
"What do you mean now? You say. ”
Chang Mao was full of beard and raised his head,
Seriously,
"Uncle, I still like women."
Lan Yu's eyes slowly widened when she heard this, and her expression was already uncontrollable with excitement.
The weight of this sentence in Lan Yu's heart is second only to His Majesty's sentence that the eldest grandson is still alive.
This is finally a reassuring pill for Lan Yu!