Chapter 8: An Unexpected Hit
"Friend, my friend, wait a minute!"
Little Marco Polo chased out of the household, but Gandhi had already gone far, and Little Marco Polo chased after Gandhi and grabbed Gandhi.
Gandhi jerked his head back and shouted uncontrollably,
"Don't get in my way, okay? You don't know how dire the situation is right now! ”
Little Marco Polo muttered,
"It looks like Da Ming's white sugar is better, plus Da Ming's strength is stronger, my friend, it looks like you don't have any other choice."
"I know! Of course I do!! ”
Gandhi was hideous, approached Marco Polo, and roared,
"Am I blind? Can't I see that Daming's white sugar is better?
But how is it possible that you want to make those fools give up their own interests and choose the white sugar of the Ming Dynasty? Of course I'm one of those idiots! ”
Gandhi pointed his finger at the chest of little Marco Polo, and his emotions were out of control.
"You don't know my country at all! In my country, a high-caste woman is absolutely not allowed to intermarry with a low-caste man.
It doesn't mean that they won't mess around, there will even be a large group of people in the palace who will wrap those low-caste men with ridiculous black pig hair, just to prevent high-caste women from conceiving low-caste children!
The same is true for high-caste men, when they engage in low-caste women, obviously because of the thick black pig hair, they don't have any pleasure, but why do they do this?
It is to reflect the absolute domination of the upper castes over the lower castes! It's a joy for the spirit! ”
Gandhi's expression was complicated, with a mixture of fanatical excitement and fear in his eyes, and he was clearly involved in a gathering of people at the palace of the Delhi Sultanate.
Gandhi's meaning is also very clear, let these high-caste nobles who have been in the top position for a long time give up such a big piece of interests, don't even think about it! The biggest possibility is to go to war directly!
But the question comes again, looking at such a strong Ming Dynasty, where is the Delhi Sultanate the opponent of the Ming Dynasty?!
Gandhi sprinkled all the breath he was holding on Marco Polo's body, and Marco Polo was unhappy, although he was Gandhi's friend, he was definitely not Gandhi's punching bag.
Little Marco Polo just wanted to say something, not far from the outer palace, a sneaky figure swished over,
"Honorable Foreign Envoy, I overheard your words just now, your contraceptive technique is still stuck in black pig hair?
In this way, you try our new product, ultra-thin 007, if you think it's good, I'll give you a discount. ”
This sneaky figure who looks like a monkey is none other than the second master of Changfu who came to the palace to do business, and when he is the white glove of today's son,
Gandhi's anger did not subside, and he turned his head to look at Chang Er, but he was suddenly shocked by Chang Er's handsome face, and his anger dissipated a lot.
Gandhi couldn't help but exclaim in Sanskrit,
"What a mighty and heroic man!"
Chang Er's appearance, in the aesthetics of the Central Plains, cannot be said to be handsome and not outstanding, but can only be said to be ugly and special.
Chang Mao is an orangutan, Chang Er is an ape, Chang San is a black bear, even if the appearance of this brother is thrown into the primate area of the zoo to pretend to be an exhibition animal, ordinary people can't see it without looking closely,
But this is the charm of the vastness of the world,
In the Central Plains, Chang Er, who was inferior because of his appearance, was a heroic and powerful man in the Indian aesthetics.
Thanks to the diversity of aesthetics, Chang Er can also be regarded as a handsome guy.
Chang Er didn't understand Sanskrit, and he didn't know what this envoy was muttering.
Chang Er groped around on his body, and there was a loud sound, in order to facilitate business, Chang Er has been accustomed to bringing all kinds of small samples on his body for easy display.
"What about this! Try it or not? ”
Even if Gandhi was very aggrieved in his heart, but thinking that Daming was full of novelties, he also raised a little curiosity in his heart.
Chang Er has been in business for so many years, and he knows how to observe words and emotions best, and Gandhi's expression has just eased, Chang Er knows that this can be done.
Quickly stretched out his hand, made it into a fist shape, and drew a pen on the fist with his other hand, deliberately slowing down his voice and saying,
"It's comfortable, isn't it?"
Gan nodded.
Chang Er smiled, hid his fist under the felt he carried, and bulged,
"That's uncomfortable, isn't it?"
Gandhi frowned, nodded, and couldn't help but say,
"I can speak Zhongyuan, you just need to speak normally."
Chang Er listened to Gandhi's Mandarin with a southwestern accent, and said with great joy,
"Hey! You said it earlier! I thought you wouldn't! Wouldn't that be a lot easier? ”
"Hurry up."
Gandhi didn't have a good airway, he must have understood it, Chang Er meant that under the use of contraception, the sense of experience was much worse.
Gandhi deeply understood this that the contraceptive method in the Delhi Sultanate was very primitive, and it was no longer a problem of reduced experience, but no sense of experience at all.
But the paradox is that these high-caste nobles in the Delhi Sultanate want to mess around, but they can't do it completely, and if they are not careful, they will be more troublesome when they conceive a low-caste child.
So, the Delhi Sultanate has been in a very awkward situation.
Of course, this was before I met Chang Er.
The design of this ultra-thin 007 was casually mentioned by Zhu Xiongying when he was chatting in Changfu, but this was secretly written down by Chang Er.
But His Majesty told me that don't mass produce a lot, just make a few to play, Chang Er didn't understand it at first, but later found out,
This thing is just a chicken rib! There is no market at all in Daming! In addition to selling it to Qinglou, who would buy this for normal people?!
The mainstream voice of Daming now is to have more children and more children, people are old couples, they just want to make babies, what are you doing with ultra-thin 007?
Originally, Chang Er thought that this genius design was going to be dusted, but the fate of heaven happened to make him hear the complaints of the foreign envoy of the Delhi Sultan.
Chang Er mysteriously tore open the outer packaging of ultra-thin 007, although it can't be cleaned with the current technology, but it is definitely much cleaner than other methods.
Chang Er took out the ultra-thin 007 in Gandhi's hand and introduced,
"How? Is it the same as bringing it and not bringing it? With this, you can play as much as you want!
Rest assured, this thing has passed the quality inspection, and it is absolutely impossible to break it! ”
Gandhi, who is quite accomplished in Buddhism, looked at the ultra-thin 007 in his hand in a daze, and it was indeed as the businessman in front of him said, bringing it was like not bringing it!
Don't think about it, as long as this thing circulates to the Delhi Sultanate, there will be no shortage of markets at all, and those military and political aristocrats will spend a lot of money to buy it for their own comfort!
Ultra-thin 007 will explode in the Delhi Sultanate!