Chapter 50: Zhu Biao: The main thing is nonsense
"Yes.. The second brother is really tasteless, but I am too sensitive. ”
The third child lowered his head and whispered.
"I'll just say, last time my eldest nephew came, I also took a shower and changed into new clothes.
It's only been a few days, how can it smell?
Third, you're a little sensitive. ”
Zhu Fan said triumphantly.
As soon as these words came out, there was a dead silence in an instant, and Zhu Biao's face was completely uncontrollable.
Meng Tian looked at Yuan Zuozhong with a bewildered expression and muttered,
"Brother Yuan, last time, last time His Highness came down, when was it?"
Yuan Zuozhong was silent, pulled out his clothes and smelled them, for fear that he would stay with His Royal Highness all day and be pickled.
"Years ago."
Gao Wei said in a muffled voice, and then, with a rare look of surprise in his eyes, he looked at the Second Highness.
Meng Tian gave himself a slap in the face and lost his voice,
"It's fucking February!"
As the general of the most elite troops under the former Qin King Zhu Fan, the Great Qin Iron Cavalry, Meng Tian looked at His Royal Highness and asked,
"Second Highness, you haven't taken a bath for two months?"
"yes."
“..... Haven't changed your clothes in two months? ”
Zhu Fan said as a matter of course,
"There is no one around here to wash the clothes of this king, how can I change my clothes?"
Looking at Zhu Zhang's natural expression, it seems that it is not him who is wrong, but the whole world,
"Then don't you usually have an itchy body?!"
Meng Tian asked with a confused expression.
"It's itchy, so how can you not itch? It was so itchy that I went up to the tree outside and rubbed it.
Didn't you see the crooked neck tree? It's all made me rub my bald skin. ”
Montien: "......"
Zhu Yunxi: "......."
Zhu Li: "......"
Zhu Biao: "......"
Zhu Fan looked at everyone suspiciously,
"What are you doing? What are you looking at me?
You think I want to do that! But isn't there a war now? Do you still have the time to do the laundry?
Who washed you? ”
Zhu Di timidly raised his hand,
"Second brother...."
"What?"
Zhu Fan also realized that something was wrong,
He deliberately paid attention to the clothes of the generals, not only the armor was shiny, but even the underwear under the armor was surprisingly clean, only he was gray-faced,
"That, when the Yandi supply team came, there was a supply of military uniforms."
"What?! Why didn't anyone tell me! ”
Zhu Fan was not happy when he heard this.
"Needless to say... This is something that everyone knows..."
"I don't know!"
Zhu Biao handed Zhu Yunxi a look, Zhu Yunxi frowned and shook his head, Zhu Biao looked at Zhu Yunxi pleadingly,
You're doing Daddy a favor!
Zhu Yunxi glanced at Zhu Biao with disgust, and nodded reluctantly,
Seeing this, Zhu Biao was overjoyed and said,
"Second brother, don't worry, we don't have to wear those.
Yunxi, you go and get the clothes that the queen mother sewed for the second child. ”
Zhu Biao deliberately emphasized the word "hand", just like throwing out a piece of delicious and tender meat in front of the hungry three vultures.
The brother's eyes lit up, and he looked at the eldest brother with a smile,
The second child said excitedly,
"Big brother! Mother sewed clothes for us with her own hands?! ”
The third child: "Do I have it too?!" ”
"It's all, it's all there, haha, big brother, I'm so excited to see you guys, I forgot about it,
If I don't mention this stubble today, I can't remember it. ”
The brothers looked at each other with ecstatic eyes,
After a while, Zhu Yunxi walked in with a large bag of clothes, and since he entered the house with this big bag of clothes, the eyes of the brothers couldn't be removed from the big bag of clothes.
watched as these clothes were handed over to the eldest brother,
Zhu Biao casually pulled over a nearby chair, put the large bag of clothes on it, and then carefully untied it.
Pick up a skit,
"Come on, second child, this is what my mother sewed for you."
The second child walked over in a daze, stretched out his trembling hands, and just wanted to take it.
suddenly thought of something, pulled Zhu Di over, and wiped all the oil and blood stains on Zhu Di's body.
I vaguely remember the scene when my brothers fought because of a big jacket sewn by their mother.
The clothes sewn by Ma are tantamount to top treasures in the Ming world.
For the brothers, it is a reward that is much more precious than rewarding money and land!
"What are you doing in a daze, take it."
"Alas, big brother!"
Zhu Fan took the beige short beat from the eldest brother, it looked like it was sewn with linen, it was far less smooth to the touch, and the color was not very translucent.
However, Zhu Fan just likes it very much, he cherishes it in his hand, and it seems that he has to wait for the bath and incense to change it.
"Mother~"
The second child faced the direction of Tianfu and called emotionally,
"Third child, this is yours."
Zhu Biao handed another ink-colored robe to the third brother, and the third brother did not show much more low-key than the second brother.
Zhu Biao also had a pain in his flesh, but he could only force a smile.
"Fourth, this is yours."
"Alas!"
Zhu Di took off his armor and put it on the spot, although he liked it tightly, he was still slightly puzzled,
"Big brother, didn't you get it wrong for me? Why is this dress so big? ”
"Ahem, ahem, my mother hasn't seen you for so many years, how do you know your current size?
In our mother's heart, you should eat so fat,
Or is it because you haven't eaten so much fat that you make your clothes bigger, you should find out the reason from yourself. ”
Zhu Di said guiltily when he heard this,
"Big brother, I have lived up to my mother's expectations, I will definitely eat more until you are your size!"
"Fourth, don't talk so much, if you don't want it, you give it to me, I'm dressed properly!"
The second child looked at Zhu Di with green eyes, and Zhu Di was so frightened that he hurriedly hugged the clothes tightly in his arms.
Zhu Biao held his breath, then grabbed the second hand, and with the other hand, pulled the third child over, and said softly,
"Mother wants me to bring you a word,
How can you say that you have no clothes? with the Son. ”
The third child's nose was sour, and his hard-hearted eyes instantly turned red,
Zhu Biao continued to make up,
"My mother loves Xiongying the most, and now that Xiongying is the emperor, my mother has nothing to worry about.
Except for Xiongying, it is you two brothers, when I was in Beijing, my mother and mother talked to me day and night,
that you brothers live in peace,
The second brother has martial arts, and the third brother has literature, as long as you two brothers can sacrifice for each other and work hard in one place, then there is nothing you can't do.
I hope that you can understand the hard work of your mother. ”
"Hmph~Hmph~"
Zhu Biao himself was also emotional, and the second child's sobbing sound came from his ears,
Zhu Biao folded the hands of the second and third children together,
"Big brother, can you listen to it...
But can you still not listen to your mother's words? ”