"I want to live to be 80 years old

Drink a full stomach of Qingting wine, hey Qingting wine

A virgin accompanies me, oh hey, a virgin accompanies me

I'm just dying in a warm bed, hey, hey, I'm dying in a warm bed."

A broken gong sang loudly in the night.

The singer was a dwarf, with a large head and a small neck, short hands and feet, and a good match for the pony he was riding.

A black man beside him who was as thin as a knife frowned, and cursed from time to time, his singing voice satirizing the dwarf was too ugly. But the dwarf didn't care, and was intoxicated by his broken duck's voice.

Behind these two people, followed by a large group of chaotic people, the mountain people of the valley are also the natives of the valley. These men were armed with everything, clubs, forks, stone axes with wooden handles, short knives without blades, long swords without scabbards, wood knives with hooked edges, and iron axes......

Their clothes were also disheveled, some had only a helmet with a front part on their heads, some only had a cuirass, some had a piece of armor tied to their right arm, but not their left arm, many were barefoot, their feet were full of calluses, many of them had their hair messy as if they had not been washed for several years, and some of them exuded a special smell, which was a special smell that was different from the smell of sweat and feces, and the gnomes gave a name to this smell: mountain odor!

A group of refugee-like warriors, some tall and fierce-looking, some skinny and obscene-eyed, like rats sneaking out at night in search of food......

The singing gnome was calm and relaxed, and he paid no attention to the whining of horns and the shrill sound of iron whistles at the mouth of the valley outside.

The commander in charge of defending the Vale Army is Count Leo of Golden Tooth City.

Leo Leaford was fully dressed and draped on his horse. He looked back, but he couldn't see the nearby Clegane cavalry and infantry coming up with him, which made him curse him.

"Set-up!" shouted Count Leo.

In order to prevent the valley army from coming out of the valley mouth, as soon as the western army arrived at the Cross Inn, they crossed the Green Fork River, built a section of earthen wall several meters high on the valley mouth, blocked the road out of the valley mouth, and arranged soldiers to patrol day and night, and soldiers were also arranged to garrison the earthen wall.

When the Vale Army came out, that section of the earthen wall could not be stopped, so behind the earthen wall, Leo Leaford led the army to be stationed here. Adjacent to the Leo Army is the camp of the Clegon Army in the Magic Mountain.

Sweetmouth Loved sent Polivier to find the Magic Mountain outside the barracks when he heard the first horn, and the military order given by the Magic Mountain was to stand still, so the Leo army was assembled and set up a formation, and the nearby Cregan barracks did not move.

This made Count Leo very angry, but now was not the time to deal with the Magic Mountain, the enemy army had already turned the col, raised torches, and came towards the valley mouth, and the battle was about to break out.

Count Leo blew the military whistle and gave the order to prepare.

The cavalry swords, the infantry spears, and the archers all stretched their bows and arrows, waiting for the enemy to enter the attack range.

On the earthen wall, the soldiers saw the enemy stop in front of them, and then, several people rode on low horses to this side, and one of them was very loud, singing the 'season of love', which was familiar to the soldiers, a popular love song in the West, and basically everyone could hum a few words.

Tyrion Lannister was a clever man, and when approaching the Westside's defensive positions, he was afraid that he would be accidentally injured in the night, so he changed 'Eighty-Year-Old Wish' to the Westlands pop song: The Season of Love.

The loud, gong-like voice was recognizable, a terrible voice that only the little demon Tyrion Lannister had. Tyrion has the spirit of daring to sing loudly on any occasion without fear of being ridiculed, which many people can't match. But for the sake of absolute insurance, on the verge of entering the firing range, Tyrion still took the initiative to call out his identity.

The little devil is a cautious person, and this kind of life-related thing must be watertight.

"Attention, attention, it's Sir Tyrion. The soldier shouted, "Don't let go of the arrows!"

The centurion on the earthen wall also heard the shout, and he ran to the middle to watch, although he couldn't see the other man's appearance clearly, but the voice was undoubtedly Tyrion Lannister.

"It's Ser Tyrion! Ser Tyrion is back!" the centurion ordered, "The archer put down his bow." "The centurion blew the iron whistle.

Swish!

The longbowmen on the earthen wall and behind the earthen wall lowered their bows and arrows together.

The Magic Mountain and Angai were still roasting, and the water of the Green Fork River was rattling through the field.

"My lord, listening to their cheers, sure enough, the little devil is back, how did the lord know?"

Moshan replied: "The little devil is actually a poor worm, but he is a good person, a good person like you. He is very intelligent and speaks like a knife, but he is not really bad-hearted. If you want to have a friend, the little devil is a good one. ”

"I'm not a knight. Ange said.

For an ordinary centurion with the status of a civilian, it is very impractical to make friends with someone of the status of a little devil. It's impossible to really interact with each other, the status disparity is too great, and at least they have to be knights.

"He's a guy who despises the nobility and doesn't look down on anyone for being a Lannister. The song he sang, 'The Season of Love,' was taught to him by his wife. ”

"His wife?"

"Yes, he was legally married to a wife, a farmer's daughter. ”

"The farmer's daughter?" said Angay, "he's a sir, a Lannister, marrying a farmer's daughter?"

"That's right, this is the innocence and kindness of the little devil, the nobles and the commoners, there is no difference in his eyes. ”

"His and the farmer's ...... Have children?"

"Nope. His wife was framed as a prostitute by Duke Tywin and called a battalion of soldiers to kill her, forcing Tyrion to watch the whole process and having him last to join his wife. Each soldier was given a silver deer, and because Tyrion was a Lannister, Lord Tywin told him to give him a gold coin. There is a fee to be paid for being a prostitute. ”

Angai was dumbfounded, looking at the magic mountain like a clay sculpture.

"Duke Tywin's heart is black, and anyone is a tradable object in his eyes. Kindness, compassion, love, affection, sympathy, and other qualities are completely insulated from him. To this day, the little devil Tyrion is kept in the dark. So I said, don't look at him very arrogant, in fact, he has always been a very poor person. Listening to his singing 'Season of Love', he still has the shadow of his wife in his heart. He is actually a very kind person at heart, not a demon. ”

Angai adjusted his sitting position, and the words that Moshan said to him were too 'civilized', which made him a little uncomfortable. He is familiar with the Magic Mountain, which is full of swear words and loud voices, the giant sword and the horse, brave and invincible, all evil, cruel and ferocious, but the Magic Mountain in front of the bonfire is actually talking to him about the topic of 'kindness', which makes him feel awkward from the inside out.

"Lord Demon Mountain, how do you know so clearly?"

“...... I...... I know everything......" Demon Mountain looked at Angai and said calmly.

An Gai was surprised in his heart: "...... My lord...... Be...... Green Prophet?"

"I didn't say that. Magic Mountain does not deny or admit it, "In this war, I hope there will not be too many innocent people killed." ”

"Uh...... Yes...... Adult ......"

Moshan hopes that after tonight's conversation, he will be on the battlefield without worrying about an arrow flying from behind and hitting him in the head. Angay's loyalty, he wasn't completely sure.

Moshan looked at his military camp and looked back at Angai, it was worth spending a little effort to completely subdue the heart of a sharpshooter: "Angai, those generals of mine are all scum, don't you think so?"

“............”

"I know they're all scum. Magic Mountain said, staring at Angai.

Angay felt a huge pressure: "Uh, my lord, but they all listen to you. ”

"yes, so I didn't kill them, do you think I'm a scumbag in your heart?"

“............”

"Well, I'll admit you're different from us, and if we had to find one thing in common, it's that we both like prostitutes," said Magic Mountain. ”

Magic Mountain smiled.

Angay suddenly relaxed and smiled. The way Moshan stared at him made him nervous and timid, but when it came to prostitutes, Moshan smiled, and he suddenly relaxed. The Magic Mountain is joking with him!

"My lord, my 10,000 gold dragons were spent on prostitutes. Angay grinned.

"Yes, you can hire a mercenary for 10,000 gold dragons, a huge sum of money that can also make you rich for a lifetime. Tonight, for the sake of our common hobby, I have found you a very different camp prostitute. One of the best among camp prostitutes. ”

Ann Gai was overjoyed: "Thank you, sir. He couldn't help but turn his head to look at his tent.

"Don't worry, someone will send her to your tent in a moment, I've already paid for it. ”

"Thank you, sir!" said Angel smiled. He is a hero who spent 10,000 gold dragons in a short period of time.

"It's the season of love. Magic Mountain was a pun, but he knew that Ange wouldn't understand that last sentence.

Tonight, the camp prostitute head card will give rise to a litany of stories. This prostitute has a name that changed the history of the future continent of Westeros: Shae!

Whenever a war breaks out, many good-looking but low-status women will choose to become prostitutes, which is the fastest way to make money and get rich. If you are lucky, you will meet a generous knight, and you will have a good chance of making a windfall.

Shee is petite, only eighteen years old, with a sweet smile and a beautiful person. A pair of large deep eyes and beautiful black hair are particularly charming. When she was sent into Angai's tent by a camp prostitute chief, Angai liked her at first sight.