Chapter 016: Picking up wine and meat
Wang Hua smiled a little embarrassedly: "It's me who offended you, let's go." On the road in the wilderness, seeing that it was getting dark, I was afraid that we would not be able to reach our home, and it would be dark. ”
Haoyue stepped forward and took the initiative to hug Wang Hua, and in order to make up for the distance between the two, she kissed Wang Hua on the face, and said shyly: "My husband is a gentleman, but I don't have to be too serious in front of my wife." It's not for a wife, and you shouldn't hide from your husband's hands. Let's go, after dark, the road will be even harder. ”
Wang Hua blushed, held the bicycle, asked Haoyue to sit on the back of the bicycle again, and then continued to ride the bicycle. Since it was almost dark, Wang Hua's riding speed was much faster. Because both of them cried just now, and something embarrassing happened, they didn't speak. ”
Wang Hua was riding a bicycle, and when he was about to ride to the end of the asphalt road, he found a red snakeskin pocket at the end of the asphalt road, and the red snakeskin pocket was still moving, Wang Hua stopped the car and told Haoyue to stretch out his legs and feet to support the bicycle not to fall, and he got off the bicycle and walked to the red snakeskin pocket to check the situation.
Wang Hua opened the mouth of the snakeskin bag and found that the snakeskin bag contained two live big carps. Among the red snakeskin pockets was a pork leg, two bottles of good wine, and two small plates of firecrackers.
Wang Hua said with a smile: "Wife, there are two big carps in this pocket, two bottles of good wine, a pig's leg, and two plates of firecrackers, which seem to be things that people need to use when they get married, but because they were in a hurry, they fell on the road." ”
Haoyue smiled: "Does the husband want to wait here for the lost owner to come and find it?"
Wang Hua smiled: "I'm not so stupid, no one wants the things I picked up, so I naturally took them home." Just like the wife I picked up, when it comes to my hands, how can I give it away?"
Haoyue smiled: "I thought that my husband had always been a righteous gentleman, but it turned out that he also had a flexible side." ”
Wang Hua smiled: "You treat me as a fool, as long as I have my own ideas." There is wine and meat, and when I go home today, I will have a good mouth. When I got home, I put a plate of firecrackers, even if I married my wife into the door, left a plate of firecrackers, and put it to respect the gods of heaven and earth during the New Year. Then two carps were slaughtered, and we ate them as husband and wife, which are the husband and wife of fish and water. Drink another bottle of wine, and it's our handsome wine. Leave another bottle of fine wine and invite my cousin and Tang Shou to our house to drink our wedding wine. The two of us went to get a marriage certificate again, and we became officially husband and wife. ”
As he spoke, he moved the snakeskin bag to the saddle of the bicycle, Wang Hua stopped riding the bicycle, pushed the bicycle directly, and walked forward with Haoyue, who was sitting on his own.
Haoyue said with a smile: "Husband is returning with a full load today." ”
Wang Hua said with a smile: "I transferred today, of course I returned with a full load." The biggest gain is picking up a good wife. ”
Haoyue held the satchel hanging on her shoulder in one hand, and the snakeskin pocket on her seat with the other, sitting on the back seat of the bicycle, watching the happy Wang Hua push the bicycle to carry him, showing a happy smile. In Haoyue's opinion, this kind of life is more real, although it will make Wang Hua very tired, as a man, it is necessary to be able to endure hardships; as a woman, when there is hardship, then there should also be a time to enjoy, enjoy the feeling of being a cow and a horse for oneself, very happy. Therefore, when Haoyue can get down and walk by himself, he also wants Wang Hua to carry him on a bicycle.
Wang Hua pushed his bicycle across the end of the asphalt road, the sun was setting, the sky was getting darker and darker, and it was even more difficult to see pedestrians on the road, especially on this road far from the village. After Wang Hua pushed his bicycle across the asphalt road, he walked to the pavement of the cement road, and walked about four miles, until he saw Haoyue looking at him and smiling, and he only looked at Haoyue and smiled, in order to get home before dark, he didn't talk more on the road.
When Wang Hua walked outside a village, he smiled at Haoyue, who was sitting on the back seat of the bicycle, and said, "My wife got off the bus, and the next road can't carry you away, it's all dirt roads, and there are still more than two miles to get home." Fortunately, there is snow on the ground, and it will freeze when it is dark, so it will not stick to the mud on your feet. I haven't arrived home after walking for so long, and my home is also very remote. ”
Haoyue said with a smile: "The husband will continue to walk forward with me, and the husband will find that I, the fairy wife, can bring good luck to the husband, and the next road will be like walking on the ground, and the bicycle you push will be as easy to push as it is now." Let's go. ”
Wang Hua said with a smile: "My fairy wife said so, of course she acted according to orders." ”
Wang Hua pushed his bicycle down the cement road and arrived at the dirt road, which is now frozen, and people walking on the frozen road will not feel muddy. Wang Hua pushed the bicycle and felt as easy as walking on the cement road, so he no longer asked Haoyue to get off the bike, and kept pushing the bicycle and walking forward with Haoyue.
Wang Hua pushed the bicycle with Haoyue, and then humped the wine and meat he picked up, passing through this black-lit village.
Because it was winter, although it was almost the New Year, few people in the countryside were willing to go out so late, and before it got dark, they all ate dinner and went to bed early. Even if there are a few people who still have electric lights in their houses, they are also people who have special things to do.
When I walked to the end of this village, I saw a house with bright lights in front of the house, and there were many people.
Haoyue said with a smile: "Husband, why is there only one family busy in this village? There are so many people who are busy frying and frying, what are you doing?"
Wang Hua said with a smile: "When we rural people get married, we usually entertain guests at home, so the night before the wedding, we have to make all the main dishes well." Since it is winter, vegetables and vegetables can be stored, and most of our rural people choose to get married in winter. In the winter, taking photos and videos of the guests and escorts is the most sinful. It's a pity that my cousin has little money, and he doesn't earn much money from taking wedding photos, but he suffers a lot. The photo studios in the city are very easy, just take photos and makeup, and many photo studios do not care about shooting wedding videos. Shooting wedding videos is not profitable, but it is the most sinful in the winter. The client I met was a good family, and when I went to pick up my relatives, it was good to have a car for the person who took the wedding video, but if it was a very vicious family, it was really hard work to stand in the open car to shoot the wedding video. My cousin sometimes takes some special business, that is, from the city photo studio to take wedding photos, but did not shoot wedding video customers, the price is arbitrary, the customer attitude is good, you can be friendly, the most after the gift package will be some festive gifts, the customer attitude is not good, it should be one is one, it should be two two, absolutely nothing else to send. When making DVDs for special customers, it is just a routine and not particularly meticulous. ”
Haoyue smiled: "Husband, this is a halfway business? It's a bit like a halfway couple." It's bad luck for a newlywed. ”
Wang Hua said with a smile: "Now everyone is a rat, I don't want to look at the little light in front of me in the future, no matter what auspicious or unlucky." Your husband and I are so handsome, when we go to the city, people say that they are countrymen, dirt buns, you can imagine what kind of treatment those strange-looking rural men and women will receive when they go to the city? If the photos are taken, will they give you detailed photos? Will they give you detailed revisions? Do they still ask you to put forward your own opinions? It's hard to say. A rustic rural man and woman, even if they wear luxurious clothes, it is impossible to become a prince and princess, because their essence cannot be changed, whether it is a makeup artist or a photographer, it is absolutely impossible to change. The only thing that can be done is to ask for nature, but can a rural man and woman who is called rustic can shoot natural things in a palace-like background?"
Haoyue said with a smile: "If the husband is a soil bun, I am afraid that everyone in the world will become a soil bun, you are just said by Tongtong to be a soil bun, and you don't think you are a soil bun as a wife." In Tongtong's eyes, any mortal and little immortal is a bun. It's because I look like his sister that he always thinks of me as his sister because he recognizes the wrong person. ”
As he spoke, Wang Hua pushed his bicycle through the village, then walked north through the village, and then walked to the ridge in the wilderness.
Wang Hua said with a smile: "Tongtong is a god, and he accepted it if he scolded him as a bun." ”
Haoyue smiled and said, "Husband, can you tell me about you pretending to be the young master of Tianji Gate, do you have a penchant for pretending to be someone else?"
Wang Hua said with a smile: "I have never pretended to be the young master of the Tianji Gate from beginning to end, and I have never said that I am the young master of the Tianji Gate. From beginning to end, others said that I was the young master of Tianjimen. I went to Yingzhou today, and when I went, I took a return taxi, because the fare of the return taxi to Yingzhou was only ten yuan, so I met the return taxi and took it. Riding in the same taxi with me were a pair of very rich and wealthy sisters, dressed in gold and silver, and dressed in very luxurious clothes. I didn't talk to them along the way, and after getting off the bus, they went their separate ways, and under normal circumstances, I didn't know anyone in the future, and there would be no more crossings. Coincidentally, the eldest brother and sister-in-law asked me to go to Yingzhou to help buy two bouquets of flowers, and also asked me to buy a new set of clothes, I bought two bouquets of flowers and went to the wholesale market to buy clothes, only to enter the wholesale market, I met two sisters who were in a taxi with me before, they came up and called me husband, and also snatched my two bouquets of flowers. ”
Haoyue smiled: "It seems that those two sisters used their husbands as shields. ”
Wang Hua said with a smile: "I know that I am used as a shield by them, they are so rich and rich, of course it is impossible to look at me as a poor boy." Xiong Changsheng, who has a lot of money, came up and said that I committed the crime of bigamy, and what kind of crime is it? I couldn't get angry, so I quarreled with Xiong Changsheng, Xiong Changsheng immediately asked his men to arrest us, and the two sisters who grabbed the flowers pulled me into the alleyway, I wanted to call the police, they didn't call them, they said they were immortals. They said that if I wanted to live, I had to listen to them, and I wanted to pretend to be the young master of Tianjimen to bluff that Xiong Changsheng, and then I was unwilling, so I called the police and knocked out the golden beans that they handed me. The golden bean immediately turned into two people who had fought with me before, and two golden tigers. The two men rode two golden tigers and killed Xiong Changsheng in a very fast and brutal way. Later, after those two people killed Neng Changsheng and Xiong Changsheng's men, they robbed Xiong Changsheng and their things, and Xiong Changsheng and them became black bears. I was scared and didn't want to get involved with those two people, so I ran away. This is the general process of pretending to be the young master of the Heavenly Machine Gate. ”
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