Chapter 150 in total, a joke (ask for points to push and receive rewards)
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Fu Ankang has a son, and Fu Ankang's son is called Fu Jinshan.
Therefore, Fu Ankang does not need to worry about not having a son at all.
However, Fu Ankang is worried about his son's children.
What's wrong?
Fu Ankang's son Fu Jinshan looks like a talent, with red lips and white teeth, and has the demeanor of a beautiful man.
However, because Fu Ankang's son Fu Jinshan came from a fool.
Therefore, if Fu Ankang's son Fu Jinshan just looks at others quietly, it is ...... "people love each other, and flowers bloom".
However, as soon as Fu Ankang's son Fu Jinshan speaks, others can't help but comment that Fu Ankang's son Fu Jinshan is a fool after others know that Fu Ankang's son Fu Jinshan is "a horse manure with a bright face... A bag of chaff in the belly",
"Horse manure is glazed... A bag of chaff in the belly" is similar to "gold and jade outside, and it is ruined" ["Jinyu is outside and ruined" means that the outside is like gold like jade, but the inside is broken cotton wool. The metaphor is beautiful on the outside, but dilapidated on the inside. It has a gorgeous appearance, but the essence is a mess. "Rotten", worn-out cotton wool. Liu Ji's "Words of the Orange Seller": "Watch it sit in the high hall. Riding a big horse, drunk and fat, who is not majestic and terrifying, and who is impressive? Refers to someone or something that is different from what it looks like and what it is, and there is a big difference. It refers to focusing only on the appearance and ignoring whether the connotation is bad or not.
Others commented that Fu Ankang's son Fu Jinshan was "a horse manure with a smooth face... a bag of chaff in the stomach", naturally means that Fu Ankang's son Fu Jinshan wasted a good pair of skins.
Although Fu Ankang's son Fu Jinshan is "a horse manure face glare... a packet of chaff in the belly". But no matter what. As long as Fu Ankang's son Fu Jinshan doesn't speak, he still doesn't know that Fu Ankang's son Fu Jinshan is a fool. Besides, Fu Ankang's son Fu Jinshan's family has a lot of money...... It's not bad for money, so even Fu Ankang's son Fu Jinshan is "horse manure on the surface... a packet of chaff in the belly". is a fool. But Fu Ankang's son Fu Jinshan still married a wife who was like a flower.
After Fu Ankang's son Fu Jinshan married his wife. Fu Ankang finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
Fu Ankang thought in his heart: "This time I can finally report my grandson, my son is a fool, and my grandson is not necessarily a fool." "I have to say that Fu Ankang's idea still has several truths. After all, Fu Ankang himself is not a fool, but why is his (that is, Fu Ankang) son Fu Jinshan a fool?
In fact, the causes of foolishness [the factors that lead to mental retardation are these and even more. 1. Infection and poisoning, 2. Trauma or physical factors, 3. Metabolic disorders and abnormalities and malnutrition, 4. Severe brain diseases such as infarction, hemorrhage, calcification or injury, 5. Marriage of close relatives, 6. Harmful factors during maternal pregnancy, 7. Unknown prenatal factors, 8. Unfavorable factors during labor, 9. Immature infants, 10. Fertility at an advanced age, 11. Chromosomal abnormalities, 12. Hypothyroidism, 13. Poisoning or physical and chemical factors, 14. Severe mental disorders, 15. Psychosocial deprivation, 6. Cerebral palsy: due to a variety of factors. 17. There are many kinds of umbilical cord knotting, umbilical cord too long, umbilical cord too short, umbilical cord torsion, and prolapse.
Fu Ankang's son Fu Jinshan is a fool, and it is estimated that it was caused by the day after tomorrow.
After Fu Ankang's son Fu Jinshan got married, Fu Ankang looked forward to his daughter-in-law (that is, Fu Jinshan's wife) getting bigger and bigger every day, and then a big fat boy came out of the daughter-in-law (that is, Fu Jinshan's wife) belly, and it was good for the daughter-in-law (that is, Fu Jinshan's wife) to have a girl who didn't have a child.
But.......
One day passed, two days passed, three days passed .......
Fu Jinshan's wife's stomach has not changed a little, and Fu Jinshan's father Fu Ankang has no opinion. After all, everything needs a time to grow, doesn't it?
A month passed, two months passed, three months passed .......
Fu Jinshan's wife's belly has not changed a little, and Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, began to have some thoughts in his heart (such as what has not produced an effect after sowing for the wolf?), but he didn't say anything. After all, sowing this kind of thing also requires a probability of success, doesn't it?
A year has passed, two years have passed, three years have passed .......
Fu Jinshan's wife's stomach still hasn't changed a little, and Fu Jinshan's father Fu Ankang is very anxious. After all, in ancient times, passing on the family line was a big deal, wasn't it?
Therefore, after thinking about it, Fu Ankang decided to have a good understanding of the situation with his foolish son Fu Jinshan.
Before asking the fool's son Fu Jinshan, Fu Jinshan's father Fu Ankang was red-faced for a while, after all, this matter is really not good to ask, isn't it?
However, Fu Jinshan's father thought bitterly, "If you don't let your son give birth to his grandson while he is still healthy, it is estimated that in the future, the family wealth will be won, not to mention, even the incense of the Fu family may be cut off, for the sake of future generations, fight!"
Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, thought like this in his heart, and suddenly felt that his whole body was full of energy, and he felt that there was nothing to discuss with his son about that aspect.
It can be seen that human beings are actually animals with easy psychological control.
Fu Jinshan's father had no worries in his heart, and his speech suddenly slipped smoothly.
Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, asked Fu Jinshan: "Son, why hasn't your daughter-in-law's daughter-in-law (daughter-in-law means wife) belly grown yet?"
Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, meant to ask Fu Jinshan if he had sown seeds.
Who knows.
Fu Jinshan's words almost made his (that is, Fu Jinshan's) father Fu Ankang faint angrily.
How did Fu Jinshan answer?
Fu Jinshan replied to his father Fu Ankang with an innocent face: "How can I know the Dao? I can't get into her (that is, Fu Jinshan's wife)'s belly." ”
Encountering Fu Jinshan's answer, will Fu Jinshan's father Fu Ankang be so angry that he almost faints? ?
But. After Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, was so angry that he almost fainted, he finally soberly understood that it was another matter whether to care about a fool like Fu Jinshan, the key was that talking to a fool like Fu Jinshan required skills.
After learning the hard way, Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, continued to inquire about Fu Jinshan.
Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, asked Fu Jinshan: "Son, aren't you and your daughter-in-law together when you sleep at night?"
After Fu Jinshan's father Fu Ankang's inquiry method changed from a question and answer question to a multiple-choice question, Fu Jinshan's answer was also much smoother, and Fu Jinshan's attitude in answering questions also became much more cooperative.
Fu Jinshan replied to his father, Fu Ankang: "My daughter-in-law and I sleep together every night. ”
After listening to Fu Jinshan's answer, Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, felt a little strange in his heart. But Fu Ankang thought about it: "Could it be that the son and daughter-in-law are not in the same bed??"
So, Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, asked Fu Jinshan: "Son." Didn't you and your daughter-in-law sleep under the same bed at night?"
Fu Jinshan replied to his father, Fu Ankang: "My daughter-in-law and I sleep together every night. ”
Listened to Fu Jinshan's answer. Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, felt strange in his heart. But Fu Ankang thought about it: "Could it be that the son and daughter-in-law are just sleeping in a bed??"
Therefore, Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, continued to ask Fu Jinshan: "Son, do you and your daughter-in-law just sleep in a bed when you sleep at night?
Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, continued to ask what Fu Jinshan meant, that is, to ask if Fu Jinshan had sown seeds with his wife when he slept at night.
Outcome. Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, asked. Fu Jinshan suddenly came to the momentum of the speech.
Fu Jinshan's eyebrows fluttered and he told his father Fu Ankang and said, "Father." My daughter-in-law and I sleep together every night, my daughter-in-law and I sleep in a quilt every night, and I have to pee on my daughter-in-law every night. ”
Regarding Fu Jinshan, he said: "My daughter-in-law and I sleep together every night. My daughter-in-law and I sleep in a quilt every night," Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, easily understands. Only Fu Jinshan said: "I have to pee on my daughter-in-law every night." Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, was a little confused.
Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, thought in his heart: "What is this stupid son doing when he pees on his daughter-in-law every night?"
Therefore, Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, asked Fu Jinshan a little confused: "Son, when you and your daughter-in-law sleep at night, what are you doing peeing on your daughter-in-law every night?"
At this time, Fujin Mountain also became a little confused.
Fu Jinshan was in a daze for a while, and then Fu Jinshan turned to his father Fu Ankang and asked, "Father, I used to ask you, 'Where did I (that is, Fu Jinshan) come from?' ”
"But ....... Fu Jinshan looked even more confused, and Fu Jinshan continued to ask his father Fu Ankang in turn, "Father, what are you doing?" You (that is, Fu Ankang) urinated on your mother (Fu Jinshan's mother), and as a result, there was me, and I (that is, Fu Jinshan) urinated on my daughter-in-law every night, but there was nothing?"
Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, was speechless for a moment.
After all, in the old days, if a child asked the question of where the child came from out of curiosity, the answer from an adult would be strange. Some say "picked", some say "stolen,......。 Therefore, when Fu Ankang answered Fu Jinshan, he did say that Fu Jinshan was born when he (that is, Fu Ankang) urinated on Fu Jinshan's mother...... That's a possibility.
Fu Jinshan's father, Fu Ankang, is just a metaphor for images.
Who knows what the way is?
Fu Jinshan actually said that his father Fu Ankang said that a son was born on a woman, so naturally there was a joke.
What does this joke mean? (To be continued......)