126. After hey, we're friends
Misfortune and blessing rely on, and blessing and misfortune lurk.
- Falion had heard such a phrase before, and now she felt that it was too true.
"Ahhh
This seems to be the posture of a lovelorn man, and it is hard to imagine that it will appear in the body of the head maid who has done quite bad things to herself before - right now, she is holding the tenth glass of rye wine with a sad face, and drinking it to the bottom of the cup in one go.
Ms. Slade ...... It's better for you not to drink any more, it's better to drink too much......"
"It's okay! I'm no weaker than a delicate woman like you, and this little alcohol can't affect my health at all!"
This is also true, the amount of alcohol that can make ordinary people get alcohol poisoning is actually no way to take these strong people who have practiced martial arts all year round. Not to mention a person of the level of the maid chief, even a person who is several times weaker than her, this amount of alcohol is just a state of blushing and thick neck.
“...... But drinking too much not only hurts your body, but also hurts your heart......"
As soon as these words came out, the maid was silent for half a minute, and just as Farion was worried about whether he had said something wrong, the maid suddenly turned around and buried her face in her chest with a wail.
"It's really true! I'm so sad now!"
"Aha...... "Falion has also fantasized about eating girls' tofu in this way before, although he has not succeeded, but he will one day play the position of a woman in it, Farion really didn't expect it - the feeling of Oupai being rubbed against someone's cheek is really strange......
Farion realized. I can't seem to be angry with the maid anymore.
"Ms. Slade, should we go back? Isn't it nice to come to a place like a bar and come to ......"
Falion patted the head maid on the back. While looking around vigilantly, Falion, who used to "hang out" in such a place, was of course well aware of how inappropriate it was for a woman with such an image as himself and the head maid to appear here. Except for a few bars with more style, most of the bars are mixed places, not to mention how many people can be regarded as good people, but there are definitely no fewer who can be called bad people.
Now her image. Not to mention how much it attracts bees and butterflies, but at least it's quite a good level, plus the maid costume has a natural temptation bonus for men, to be honest, if it weren't for the fact that the maid head next to her has a very fierce combat power, she would never have come to this kind of place - alone!
And......
In fact, the head maid is not an unattractive woman.
Although the first impression was indeed that she was a stern and rigid middle-aged woman, when the head maid took off the mask of a strong man with considerable oppressive power, she judged it from the eyes of Farion. In fact, she should be regarded as a woman with the charm of a mature woman, right? After all, the traditional maid's hairstyle, combined with the overly majestic face, greatly reduced her femininity—if she lowered her hair. The straight hair that hung down to the shoulder blades and the bangs that fell down suddenly made her look a lot younger.
After drinking too much wine. That mature mature woman atmosphere is also becoming more and more obvious. And at this time, she was dressed in a thick maid outfit that reduced the desire for male aggression in the past. On the contrary, it makes the men around him have the urge to get a glimpse of the scenery below - after all. Such a charming mature woman, the figure covered by clothes, is very desirable.
Out of the corner of his eye, Farion already caught a glimpse of several people who were about to move.
"Who's going to care about that nasty fellow!"
As soon as the male master was mentioned, the indignant love on the head maid's face became even stronger: "He pretends to be stupid again and again, turns a blind eye to my overtures, and if he really rejects me to my face, it doesn't matter, and he still teases me like this......! He pretended to be ambiguous with Mr. Fisher! I'd rather pretend to be interested in men than look at me squarely...... This kind of man! It's really bad!"
“......”
Farion trembled.
Although I don't know the deep reason, judging by the male mind of Farion, the person who can do this kind of process is really thoughtful enough - to be honest, this is really not a method that ordinary people can think of, but if you think about it carefully, it is indeed a "good way" that can be done once and for all, without any follow-up troubles!
If there is no barrage......
As for how the truth was exposed, Farion didn't plan to dig deeper, anyway, the head maid got the truth. It is estimated that the embarrassing scene just now was bumped into, and the other party was the one who made people jump to their feet, and directly ignited the powder keg that detonated the maid's heart, right?
Put yourself in her shoes and think about it, Farion found that if he was in the position of the head maid and found out that the truth had been like this for a long time, he would indeed feel that his self-esteem had been hurt a lot, right?
"But if you drink it again, you'll really get drunk!"
Although if you get drunk on the other party, you should be able to take this opportunity to get a lot of information out of the other party's mouth, but Farion's self-esteem has not yet reached the point of allowing himself to rob a sad woman in this way. Besides, judging by the information she has obtained now, in fact, her daughter's situation may not be as bad as she imagined, right?
That man really doesn't look like a cold-blooded and ruthless person......
"It's good to be drunk! I've never been drunk, my mother! It's like I've never been married, I've never found a man!"
- So you're a pure old virgin!
"That'...... Dare to ask Ms. Slade...... Why are you so skilled at the kind of thing you did to me before?"
"If you haven't eaten pork, haven't you ever seen a pig run?" the head maid looked at Farion very calmly, and then explained, "Your sisters. There are usually no men, and as a maid in this family, it is taboo to look for men outside - so. Under the effect of certain needs, in fact, they are basically all bent ......"
- I said how to so many maids among them. It turns out that it is not the kind of "competitor" general relationship that I imagined at all, but simply all of them!?
It's really peaceful!
"Ah......hh Don't talk about this - since you have come with me, let's drink together! When you get drunk, you will forget all the unpleasant things before!"
"Aha......"
Farion felt that he should have been drunk and could not forget the experience of almost being raped by the head maid - if a woman could forget all of this with a glass of wine, it was probably not a question of whether she was nervous or not...... Either a fool or a pervert.
"Four times more rye...... Uh, forget it, two glasses of rye, two times the fruit bar!"
For the first time, it was thought that it was only suitable for drinking fruit wines with low alcohol content and high sugar content. Or was it thought so by a woman, and the experience also made Farion feel rather helpless - didn't this be what he used to say when he used to talk to young girls?
It seems that "please women's fruit wine" has a formula that is about equal to "prelude to the date"?
"Then I don't have to ......"
"Don't worry about not having enough money! I've worked for that soul for so many years, and I don't have any big expenses, so I can still afford this little drink......
- Eldest sister, I don't care about this, I'm worried that we will be targeted!
The head maid who is inexperienced in this kind of place and has some confusion at the same time. Unbeknownst to them, it is dangerous for a woman to get drunk on such an occasion and at the same time expose her wealth in such a place. It's also of the same nature. And the head maid, who did both things at the same time, was undoubtedly spreading radio waves like "Come and attack me!" around.
If there is no behavior of revealing wealth later, it depends on the style and fabric of the maid clothes they wear to fight more high-grade. Maybe no one would dare to attack the maids of their two large families...... But now it's over, and it's better. The attractiveness of money obviously covers a wider range. More attractive...... At least, Farion had seen that there were already a few people in the corners, and there was a dangerous look in their eyes.
However, considering the combat effectiveness of the head maid...... Probably it's them who are dangerous?
This single Falion is not 100% sure, after all, she is not a person who is proficient in this, and she can't tell what level the maid leader's strength is roughly from, but it is no problem to deal with some ruffians and hooligans, right?
If Lynn knew about this thought, she might have laughed.
Even if the number of these ruffians is increased by a hundredfold, it is useless! You must know that this chief maid, when it comes to fighting, it is a meat grinder, right...... He slaughtered all the people in the gladiatorial arena, which was not the level of her peak.
"Two young ladies, how boring it is for two people to drink together—why don't you have two drinks with us?"
Sure enough, a few men with bad intentions had already approached, and the bad smell of alcohol and sweat on the other party's body became stronger and stronger as they got closer, which made Farion feel very uncomfortable - she had done this kind of thing in the past, but she would never go so unkempt to talk to a girl!
"I refuse. ”
Without waiting for Falion to respond, the head maid took the lead and simply rejected the other party.
"I go to such places to drink because I am accompanied by my sisters—but what does this have to do with you? besides, your filthy ** has been so obvious...... I don't think it's too difficult for even a drunk person to distinguish this unpleasant smell. ”
"Stinky bitch!
Finding that they were being ridiculed by the other party in person, these men were undoubtedly angry - the people around them were watching the excitement, and their deflated appearance undoubtedly made the people around them very useful. In particular, there are some people who are not used to seeing the actions of these guys, and even plan to catch up with them when they do it.
A strong man at the head stepped forward and grabbed Farion's arm without saying a word—he could see that among the two women. The younger-looking maid had a frightened look on her face. While perhaps the other woman was so bold because she was drunk, it was always good to be cautious.
Let's control this weak woman first......
Then all he saw was darkness in front of him. I lost consciousness.
"Does this count as breaking something in your store?"
"Of course—but the debt is on him, not you, ma'am. "Facing the question of the head maid. The bartender was very calm, "Because of this kind of place, collision and friction are inevitable, so I made such a rule - whoever has direct contact with the damaged utensils will be recorded in his account." After all, the loser has no human rights, does he?"
"Don't the losers have human rights? Ah, it really reminds me of a long time ago. But at that time, it seemed that the loser had no way to live or something?, forget it, I can't remember...... They're all dead anyway. ”
“......”
Falion only understood a little at this time, she looked at the strong man who was smashed by the maid's fist nearly ten meters away, and smashed on the wine table where she was originally located, and couldn't help but feel that this guy's luck was too good - it was obvious that the maid chief still kept his hand when he was drunk.
Otherwise, it may really be that the loser has no way to live......
"You're going to carry him out of here now. Or do you decide to let someone carry you away after a while? Hurry up, I still remember to drink with my sisters. I'll give you ten seconds to think about it. ”
As soon as the words fell, the rest of the men hurriedly lifted the unconscious strong man on the ground. Fled the tavern in a hurry. As for the laughter from behind, it doesn't matter, it's not them who are the most humiliating anyway. And if you insist on slapping your swollen face and becoming fat, you may not be able to cry in the end.
Weak maid of all families. They still dare to bully, but the powerful maid, how much do they not want to live to provoke?
Since the other party said that this is the end of it, it is too late for them to relax.
"A little disappointed......"
The head maid watched the troublesome men leave with some "reluctance", and finally she twisted her neck and moved her joints, and a burst of fried beans burst out from the joints.
Farion compared his memories of the past - I really don't want to admit that when I was a man, I didn't have such a masculine appearance and temperament!
If you think about it carefully, this is really subtle -- as the head maid, you don't talk about alcoholism, and after that, you have to gather people to fight and make trouble, which is completely a loss of your image as a head maid! This style of behavior, no matter how you look at it, should be the exclusive property of those heroes who are happy to take revenge!
Hitting people with the strength of wine or something, those who use their fists can be said to be heroic, those who use swordsmanship can be said to be chic, and those who rub fireballs can be said to be elegant...... However, no matter how it is choreographed, this is not a "leisure activity" for women!
(Anyway, if this is a leisure activity, those "activity equipment" will cry, right?)
"Alright, there's no more in the way—so don't think you can escape by chance, Farno! I just saved you, hurry, you have to drink this wine in return!"
No, the previous one was rigid and very majestic, and even if it was wrong, it was where the chief maid who was full of lust had gone!? Why could such a prodigal line that flirted with a woman from a good family come out of the mouth of the chief maid so fluently? Falion said that she could not have said such a thing so naturally before!
(Because there is no hero to save the United States, the capital to help each other when the road is uneven...... )
"Where's the fruit wine!?"
Seeing the wine glass pushed by the maid, Farion was not calm - do you want to do this! The trick of stealing beams and changing pillars is also played so slippery! This is a bullying girl who has never drunk much, and she can't tell the difference between fruit wine and spirits or what!?
Bluffing the girl is fruit wine, but it is actually quite strong high-strength wine, such a bad drinking behavior, it is really hard to imagine that this maid head will make it!
"Ah, yes, I got it wrong...... To give. Then Farno will drink this cup~"
“......”
It's a much lower strength wine, but it's still not a fruit wine – after all. The head maid simply exchanged her cup of rye wine for Falion. Farion glanced at the bartender speechlessly, only to get an "explanation" that the other party was quite eager to cover.
"There's really only one bottle of fruit wine left. But just now...... he took out a bottle of fruit wine from the wine cabinet, and threw it on the ground with a "snap," "and accidentally broke it." ”
- It's too hard, isn't it!?
Falion still has this eyesight, the bottle of fruit wine that was broken by the bartender just now, but the high-end goods produced from the Elven Forest are absolutely worth a lot, and they even said that they fell and fell!?
"Hey, that's sad......"
Since you know that the price of this wine is too expensive, don't use it to provide assistance to strange customers like the head maid, okay?
[Wait.] 】
Falion suddenly noticed that something was wrong—the appearance of the bartender in front of him. Seem...... It seems familiar...... Isn't this the same bartender at the tavern when I used to talk to young girls?
No wonder I didn't see him that time, I had already run to such a remote place, and I was doing it alone? Speaking of which, I still thought that this bartender, who often provided assistance, was very "understanding" and a good person, but when Farion became the one who was molested, she realized that this kind of abusive guy was really annoying!
Even the head maid, who was a little drunk, could clearly feel the abnormality of the bartender. She looked at the other party inexplicably, and really didn't understand why the other party deliberately gave herself a "chance to create a zào".
"Alas, it's been a long time since I've met such an interesting guest. Before I knew it, I made an old habit......"
The head maid obviously didn't quite understand what the other party meant, but how could Farion not understand? At that time, it was not only herself. There are also many young people like me who also like to go to that tavern to find opportunities...... Even. Quite a few aristocratic maidens were also keen to go to that tavern.
There is no other reason. Simply because, the environment is better than anywhere else.
Most people are very tacitly abiding by the unwritten rules, not making trouble there, even in the face of conversation with the opposite sex, they also pay attention to the minimum etiquette and demeanor - regardless of status, a person who uses conversation and demeanor as capital, and the guy who uses power and wealth will be considered "incompetent" waste wood.
- The guy who can compete for women in that way doesn't mean that he lacks charm as a man, and he has shortcomings? If he doesn't succeed in the conversation, he can brag that the other party doesn't know how to appreciate his charm, but if he does so, he will be tantamount to acquiescing in his lack of charm, which is a frustration.
"I don't know when it started when those interesting young people stopped appearing...... It's been a long time, and now the guests are getting more and more boring, I thought it would be better to change places, where do you know...... Hey, man......"
“......”
Farion was silent.
She didn't know what had changed outside during her years in prison, but if she thought about it, the bartender's helpless complaint was quite interesting - listening to his words, it seemed that the harmonious scene had disappeared almost in a very short time?
Even if it is true that people's hearts have changed because of the changes of the times, they will not change so quickly, right?
Farion is also a prophet after all, and in some cases, his sixth sense acumen is even better than that of senior magicians - if there is one profession that focuses the most on "flash of inspiration", then the prophet can undoubtedly try to compete for the top spot.
Intuition told Sù Farion - it would be better to inform Lin about this matter.
"Farno—drink it—"
"Ahh
The old lady is not a rookie who can't drink! Could it really be that she will be drunk with a glass or two of ale wine!?
Just as Farion was about to raise his glass......
"What's going on!?"
The sudden huge magical reaction from afar made the head maid lose her appetite for a moment.
"Don't drink it, don't drink it, let's go back to the mansion at once...... Farno?"
The maid's words were not answered by Farion, and when she turned her head, and was puzzled—she saw that the other man was already lying on the table, unconscious.
"Enamel!?" (To be continued......)